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Posted: 8/12/2011 8:08:38 PM EDT
Apparently, my neighbor has a very "talented" boyfriend...do you think they'd be upset if I furiously masturbated against the adjoining wall?
UPDATE: nothing interrupts teh nookiez like a good 'ole blast of Looney Tunes blaring out of the neighbor's (ie MY) bedroom TV.  Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 8/12/2011 8:10:04 PM EDT
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Why adjoining ? See if she minds a Glory hole.
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Posted: 8/12/2011 8:10:53 PM EDT
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Headphones are you friend. Function checks and mag change drills at 3am are your friend too.
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Posted: 8/12/2011 8:12:13 PM EDT
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If they get loud just bang on the wall and yell that you are trying to masturbate in peace...
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Posted: 8/12/2011 8:14:18 PM EDT
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FIFY
If they get loud just bang on the wall and yell that they need to be a little louder so you can hear them better, you are trying to masturbate in peace... furiously |
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Posted: 8/12/2011 8:14:53 PM EDT
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If they get loud just bang on the wall and yell that you are trying to masturbate in peace... 
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Posted: 8/12/2011 8:24:55 PM EDT
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Your apartment, your rules
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Posted: 8/12/2011 8:35:22 PM EDT
[#7]
I fucking hated living in an apartment, the life of a homeowner is good.
In before people start whining about doing your own maintenance as a homeowner. |
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Posted: 8/12/2011 8:42:57 PM EDT
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Punch a hole in the wall and then peek through and say, "No don't stop! I'm close!!"
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Posted: 8/12/2011 8:43:40 PM EDT
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Why adjoining ? See if she minds a Glory hole. She won't mind if your dick can get through one 1/2" peice of drywall, 3 1/2" of space and another 1/2" of drywall, and still have 4 or 5 inches to play with on the other side, Good luck. |
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Posted: 8/12/2011 8:51:50 PM EDT
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Sorry, I'll gag her next time.
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Posted: 8/12/2011 8:57:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/12/2011 10:40:12 PM EDT
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Headphones are you friend. Function checks and mag change drills at 3am are your friend too. If you're trying to sleep, earplugs are the best |
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Posted: 8/12/2011 10:47:30 PM EDT
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When they're done, bang on the wall and yell, "is that all you've got"?!
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Posted: 8/12/2011 10:49:33 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: FIFYIf they get loud just bang on the wall and yell that they need to be a little louder so you can hear them better, you are trying to masturbate in peace... furiously  |
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Posted: 8/12/2011 10:51:38 PM EDT
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I fucking hated living in an apartment, the life of a homeowner is good. In before people start whining about doing your own maintenance as a homeowner. But I dont even know how to use the lawn mower. Where do I plug it in? |
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Posted: 8/12/2011 10:52:58 PM EDT
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FIFY
If they get loud just bang on the wall and yell that they need to be a little louder so you can hear them better, you are trying to masturbate in peace... furiously And make sure to scream your own name... OH PEDORRERO!!!11111!! |
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Posted: 8/13/2011 1:32:06 AM EDT
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Why adjoining ? See if she minds a Glory hole. first post NAILS IT!!!
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Posted: 8/13/2011 2:29:01 AM EDT
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You should hoop holler and chear them on while they are in the act.
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Posted: 8/13/2011 10:09:59 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I fucking hated living in an apartment, the life of a homeowner is good. In before people start whining about doing your own maintenance as a homeowner. But I dont even know how to use the lawn mower. Where do I plug it in? I don't know if you saw any of those threads but there were 3 or 4 hardcores trying to convince everyone that owning a house sucked because you lose money in maintenance compared to living in an awesome apartment where you can smell your neighbors fucking and cooking food. And lets face it shared parking and having someone else make the terms on the place where you live just sounds really horrible. |
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