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Posted: 4/25/2015 2:42:49 PM EDT
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Yeah, I usually wore a pair for long ocean swims or checking out a bunch of different potential spearfishing spots and didn't feel like throwing on a wetsuit or skin
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Cut off jean shorts bro. Drives the trashy middle aged milfs crazy. Irritates the fuck out of my wife.
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Look at those feet, has anyone alerted Milkman about this thread yet?
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Those aren't bad. Granted, GD may find that they are unsuiting when your belly hangs over the top seam.
They are popular in other countries too, but are usually a couple of inches shorter. |
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They almost look like triathlon short. If you are just swimming and running, you don't want the bicycle pad in the back.
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I have those for scuba diving. they're good for under the wetsuit or just diving in if the water is warm. to the beach, I have board shorts for that.
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+1 They are fine if one can pull them off. That is what our Grandfathers wore to the beach after all. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d2/a1/66/d2a166c8e0d2fe132c7341c10c3b10c9.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I like those. +1 They are fine if one can pull them off. That is what our Grandfathers wore to the beach after all. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d2/a1/66/d2a166c8e0d2fe132c7341c10c3b10c9.jpg My grandfather wore overalls. |
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i'm talking about these types. http://www.rei.com/zoom/hh/0736c863-6808-45a5-9693-80fb8f53fa92.jpg/330 Do you get a lot of looks and comments? from guys/girls? View Quote It's actually pretty conservative compared to what you see the Euro men wearing most places. If you ever get outside the Redneck Riviera beaches this would be what you wished they were wearing. Imagine a 140 kilo 50yr old Greek man with h a gold chain and a speedo and you'll get my drift. |
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I wear those when I fight, along with a calm, yet stern demeanor.
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Yeah, we're going to look more like this http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2013/01/13/1226553/145351-fat-man.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I like those. And now there will be a bunch of fat neckbeards wearing those at the pool this summer. Thanks Snow... Yeah, we're going to look more like this http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2013/01/13/1226553/145351-fat-man.jpg Would board shorts really make any difference on him? Let big boy wear what he likes. eta: honestly, his thighs are his best asset, he should show them off. |
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I avoid the beach. Last time I was there some do-gooder types tried to roll me back into the water.
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Cut off jean shorts bro. Drives the trashy middle aged milfs crazy. Irritates the fuck out of my wife. View Quote I'm getting ready to attend our annual "White trash crawfish boil" tonight where professionals show up in methbilly get-ups. Lots of Metallica wife beaters and cut off shorts. I usually 'where' what I have on. There are some beautiful legs on the women tri-athletes in their Daisy Dukes |
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Quoted: Would board shorts really make any difference on him? Let big boy wear what he likes. eta: honestly, his thighs are his best asset, he should show them off. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I like those. And now there will be a bunch of fat neckbeards wearing those at the pool this summer. Thanks Snow... Yeah, we're going to look more like this http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2013/01/13/1226553/145351-fat-man.jpg Would board shorts really make any difference on him? Let big boy wear what he likes. eta: honestly, his thighs are his best asset, he should show them off. Bikini shorts on a guy who has only seen his dick in a mirror for years is not atractive. How can he even make sure he has it on right. |
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The shorts Bond wore in Casino Royale are out there. They are pricey at $120. I figured if they were good enough for Bond, why not where them.
I was going to post a pic from the website selling them, but the "IBTL" above had me worried. |
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Bikini shorts on a guy who has only seen his dick in a mirror for years is not atractive. How can he even make sure he has it on right. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I like those. And now there will be a bunch of fat neckbeards wearing those at the pool this summer. Thanks Snow... Yeah, we're going to look more like this http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2013/01/13/1226553/145351-fat-man.jpg Would board shorts really make any difference on him? Let big boy wear what he likes. eta: honestly, his thighs are his best asset, he should show them off. Bikini shorts on a guy who has only seen his dick in a mirror for years is not atractive. How can he even make sure he has it on right. The same way I police the sneaky underboob, by feel. |
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English motherfucker, do you speak it?
Oh wait, b00by thread....needs more ban. |
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First post is all like a mofo.
I got some trunks that are all velcro in the front. Very dangerous. I think my wife didn't really think those through when she bought them. |
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Received my swim suit (TYR square swim suit ) and went to the pool. It feels like i'm almost wearing nothing when swimming. Also makes my junk look decent sized (when i position it upwards). When i tuck it downwards, it looks like i have no penis if you look at me from the side profile. I think the women were checking me out too.
Also i didnt feel out of place wearing it. There was a big black dude wearing the same swim suit. Hell, other guys were rocking skimpier speedo style. Cant believe i went for so long wearing ugly swim trunks to the pool. |
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Better than the wrap around one leg thong, or half a thong the gays wear.
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Nope. I don't think I'd go into public whereing those...
I *wear board shorts when around water. I normally am always in wranglers and don't wear shorts in public. But the board shorts seem to be the age appropriate thing for me to wear around water. My wife likes me in them, and that what counts. Besides the board shorts, the only shorts I have are Under Armor brand for working out in my home gym. |
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I wear something similar around my private pool per girlfriends request.... She can be a perv... I haven't worn them out in public.
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