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Posted: 10/6/2004 10:15:30 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 10:15:54 AM EST by Mak762]
I wannabe a 60 gunner (yeah its so old that was before the saw) makes the killing much more funner, I wanna be a mountain climber.

I remember part of it but was wondering if anyone knew the full cadence.

thanks by the way its a running cadence.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:17:23 AM EST
climb that mountain, higher and higher
I wanna be a paramedic, pumpin that funky anasthetic
I wanna be a scuba diver, jump right in that muddy water
I wanna be an Airborne Ranger, livin the life of sex and danger
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:18:59 AM EST
In before

"I don't know but I've been told..."
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:29:37 AM EST
thanks thats about the whole thing right?
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:29:52 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 4:21:14 PM EST by Freakzilla]
A is for all the way
I is for in the sky
R is for ready
B is for born to die
O is for on the go
R is for ranger
N is for never quit
E is for every day

Airborne, all the way, everyday
Hooah, HA-ha


Leather gloves and whips and chains
it aint love till you feel the pain
Whip me spank me I need love
I wanna feel that leather glove!


Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:31:56 AM EST
I think there is more
I wanna be a chairborne Ranger, livin the life of pens and paper
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:34:17 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 10:34:43 AM EST by rn45]
Two old ladies layin' in bed,
hut two three fouurrr

One rolled over to the other and said,
"
I wanna be an airborne ranger,
"
I wanna lead a life of danger,
"
I wanna go to Vietnam,
"
HERE WE GO!
"
ALL THE WAY!
"
EVERY DAY!
"
AIRBORNE!
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:52:00 AM EST
The Prittiest girl
I ever saw
Was sippin' bourbon
Through a straw

The Prittiest girl
I ever saw
Was sippin' bourbon
Through a straw

I walked right up
I sat right down
I ordered her
another round

I walked right up
I sat right down
I ordered her
another round

I picked her up
I layed her down
Her long blond hair
Lay all around

I picked her up
I layed her down
Her long blond hair
Lay all around

I pushed it in
I pulled it out
It Felt so good
I had to shout

I pushed it in
I pulled it out
It Felt so good
I had to shout

The wedding was
A formal one
Her Daddy had
A white Shotgun

The wedding was
A formal one
Her Daddy had
A white Shotgun

And now I've got
A mother-in-law
and 42 kids
They call me Pa

And now I've got
A mother-in-law
and 42 kids
They call me Pa

The moral of
My story is clear
Instead of Bourbon
Stick to beer

The moral of
My story is clear
Instead of Bourbon
Stick to beer



I'll throw out another later

echo6
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:16:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By echo6:
The Prittiest girl
I ever saw
Was sippin' bourbon
Through a straw.....

echo6



My drill Sgt. took us out all the time cuz he loved to hear himself sing cadence. And he was pretty damn good at it. He would only sing this one when he saw someone with some rank around, he kinda loved fuckin with people. But he was #1 at what he did.....

I wonder if they even sing half of them now days? I bet most of them are banned.....

There was a little monkey in the coconut grove......

A yellow bird, with a yellow bill......

Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:27:04 AM EST
I've only been out since may 2002, and they're still "bad." I think it depends on the type of unit. Mine was combat engineers (no females)not much was frowned on...

Semper Fi
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:30:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By CavVet:

I wonder if they even sing half of them now days? I bet most of them are banned.....





Correct. Most of them are banned since it might offend someone. Coed Army sucks.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:34:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By Mak762:
I wannabe a 60 gunner (yeah its so old that was before the saw) makes the killing much more funner, I wanna be a mountain climber.

I remember part of it but was wondering if anyone knew the full cadence.

thanks by the way its a running cadence.



I called it as " I wannna be a 60 gunner...... 762 makes killing funner........a 60 gunner.....makes killing funner....." More lines and verses, but thats how I remember that part.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:34:35 AM EST
We had women back then. They sang 'em too.

I think its the "dont ask dont tell" gang you cant offend...

The gals are tuff, they are the weak ones....

Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:39:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By CavVet:
A yellow bird, with a yellow bill......




Is that the one that ends up like:
Fed him water and I fed him bread
And then I squashed his little head......


PETA would love that one
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:39:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By CavVet:


There was a little monkey in the coconut grove......




Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove
Twas a bad mother fucker you could tell by his clothes

Lined 100 bitches up against the wall
Swore up and down that he could fuck 'em all

Fucked 98 then his balls turned blue
So he backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other two

Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:42:58 AM EST
I wanna be a forest ranger, chipmonks are my only danger.
Forest Ranger, chipmonk danger.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:44:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By Persephone:

Originally Posted By CavVet:
A yellow bird, with a yellow bill......




Is that the one that ends up like:
Fed him water and I fed him bread
And then I squashed his little head......


PETA would love that one



This one was specifically banned by one of our TAC officers at OCS.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 1:16:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By CavVet:

Originally Posted By echo6:
The Prittiest girl
I ever saw
Was sippin' bourbon
Through a straw.....

echo6



My drill Sgt. took us out all the time cuz he loved to hear himself sing cadence. And he was pretty damn good at it. He would only sing this one when he saw someone with some rank around, he kinda loved fuckin with people. But he was #1 at what he did.....

I wonder if they even sing half of them now days? I bet most of them are banned.....

There was a little monkey in the coconut grove......

A yellow bird, with a yellow bill......




Tiny Bubbles
In my beer
Makes me happy
And Full of Cheer

Tiny Bubbles
In my wine
Makes me Happy
All the Time

Tiny Bubbles
In Her Twat
Makes me wonder
What she's Got
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 1:25:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By CavVet:

A yellow bird, with a yellow bill......




Was sitting on...
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 1:26:24 PM EST
When I worked at Great Lakes, the Navy had cadence calls that sounded like drunken mumblers trying to sing. So rhyme, no melody, just an occasional

OoooowAHhhh huwoooooowAAAHHHH

Called out in time to the march.


Made me sad.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 1:31:03 PM EST
this is my favorite:

slap another magazine
in my trusty m16
cause all i ever wanna see
is bodies bloody bodies

toss another hand grenade
stick my finger in the mess I made
cause all i ever wanna see
is bodies blown up bodies

i forgot the rest
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 1:31:37 PM EST
Up jumped a Monkey from a coconut grove
He was bad mother fucker you could tell by his clothes
Green Jungle boots and black Beret
He was an Airborne Ranger all the way

I wanna be an Airborne Ranger
I wanna live a Life of Danger
Blood guts sex and danger
That's the life of an Airborne Ranger
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 1:35:01 PM EST
A yellow bird

With a yellow Bill

Was sitting on

My window sill


I lured him in with

with a peice of bread

And then I crushed
<<Stomp>>

His little head


The moral of

The stories clear

Never give bread

For some head
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 3:10:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By Stillie:

Originally Posted By CavVet:


There was a little monkey in the coconut grove......




Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove
Twas a bad mother fucker you could tell by his clothes

He wore a two button collar , and a three line stitch
He was a cock scuking motherf**king son of a bit**


Lined 100 bitches up against the wall
Swore up and down that he could fuck 'em all

Fucked 98 then his balls turned blue
So he backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other two




Added the lines I remember
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 3:32:56 PM EST
these are good,

bloody bodies... i remember that.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:19:41 PM EST


UH-60 flyin in the sky
Air Assault troopers ain't got no pride
Stand up hook up slide down a rope
Air Assault School aint nothing but a joke


Cause I'm

AI...
RB...
OR...
NE...

AIRBORNE
All the way
everyday
HOOAH
HA HA...


Link Posted: 10/6/2004 5:05:04 PM EST
Mama Mama cant you see
What the Army done for me

Mama Mama cant you see
What the Army done for me

Shave my head and shine my shoes
Dress me up in Army Blues

Shave my head and shine my shoes
Dress me up in Army Blues

I usta drive a cadillac
now I carry it on my back

I usta drive a cadillac
now I carry it on my back

I usta wear my faded jeans
Now I'm wearin OD green

I usta wear my faded jeans
Now I'm wearin OD green

My girlfriend name was Betty Sue
When I left her she was blue

My girlfriend name was Betty Sue
When I left her she was blue

Now I'm goin home again
She'll be on her back again

Now I'm goin home again
She'll be on her back again
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 7:54:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By nchapa:
this is my favorite:

slap another magazine
in my trusty m16
cause all i ever wanna see
is bodies bloody bodies

toss another hand grenade
stick my finger in the mess I made
cause all i ever wanna see
is bodies blown up bodies

i forgot the rest



Stab him with your bayonet
if he squirms / screams he ain't dead yet
all I ever want to see
is bodies bodies bodies
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 7:57:42 PM EST
Tagged, these are good.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 8:04:10 PM EST
C-130 rolling down the strip…

3rd battalion gonna take a little trip…

Stand up, buckle up, shuffle to the door…

Jump right out and shout MARINE CORPS!

If my chute don’t open wide…

I got another one by my side…

If that chute don’t blossom round…

I’ll be the first one on the ground..

Hooking and a stabbing…

Biting and a grabbing…
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 8:19:18 PM EST
I love these, keep posting them. Any sources for them on CD or cassette, especially the non PC ones?

S.O.
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