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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:42:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:42:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:43:53 PM EDT
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Coming out thread
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:44:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:45:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:45:57 PM EDT
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It's just you
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:47:02 PM EDT
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Turgid is the word you seek.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:47:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryAnd this is where I lost it in this thread. 
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:48:00 PM EDT
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No I've slept with enough women that exchanging a hug gives me no erotic pleasure.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:48:05 PM EDT
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You butt squeeze on a hug?
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:48:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
No I've slept with enough women that exchanging a hug gives me no erotic pleasure. This^^^^ I like women and they don't scare me |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:49:13 PM EDT
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You butt squeeze on a hug? ETA. FL |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:49:14 PM EDT
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Just give them that Christian side hug.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:51:00 PM EDT
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Just wave the rainbow flag and it will be ok.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:51:08 PM EDT
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Everything will be OK Gene.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:51:12 PM EDT
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Only when I have a raging erection.
And then, not really. |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:51:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Coming out thread  |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:52:53 PM EDT
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you give them a "side hug" OP. When you hug the opposite sex you leave room for Jesus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa0EtdtPi8w |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:53:45 PM EDT
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No, I can honestly say that's not a problem for me.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:53:48 PM EDT
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it's the fear of doing it, not that I actually do it. well at least I hope I haven't done it
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:54:35 PM EDT
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I don't even want to shake their hands much less hug them, so I sit on the side. Minimizes the required interaction. |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:55:14 PM EDT
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I grew up with a girls and squeezing butts was normal, and when I got older the girls that hung with me were the same way. Now I am scared to death I will squeeze some butts in church. anyone else go through the same thing or is it just me? No, I don't hug other women, my wife doesn't hug other men. See how simple that is ? ? ? 
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:55:18 PM EDT
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the trick to hugging ladies in church is to master the side hug. You stand next to them and put one arm around them and place it on the opposite shoulder and then hug from the side. That is the approved way to do it, trust me. I go thru it several times every sunday and the side hug is approved for anyone except youth who do the regular embrace hugs. Least that is how things go at our church. I'd just as soon just shake hands with ladies like I do with guys but as wife reminds me... that is rude to do that to a lady. The side hug is the norm.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:55:26 PM EDT
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Only when I have a raging boner.
Some of those hats just really set me off. |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:56:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:59:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:59:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
you give them a "side hug" OP. When you hug the opposite sex you leave room for Jesus.
people will think that line is satire, but it isn't. at the church in which i grew up, under-18 aged boys and girls had to sit at least the width of a bible apart. the pastor would enforce this from the pulpit. this is not an exaggeration. |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:00:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:16:31 PM EDT
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Yeah. If giving an ass squeeze is an automatic thing when you hug somebody, that's a pretty good indication that you're socially awkward.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:18:08 PM EDT
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Wait a minute: are you hugging women at church around the waist? Whether or not you're grabbing ass doing that, it's wrong. Hugs around the waist are a lover's embrace. You hug around the neck casually.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:18:40 PM EDT
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My favorite LOL I like to hug is 96 years old and the sweetest person you ever met. I told her that I plan to have a big time at her 100th.
I always hug the women. The special ones get a "church lady kiss." |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:20:10 PM EDT
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I did that once without thinking. It was very awkward.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:20:58 PM EDT
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Only if they're fat.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:21:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Wait a minute: are you hugging women at church around the waist? Whether or not you're grabbing ass doing that, it's wrong. Hugs around the waist are a lover's embrace. You hug around the neck casually. Maybe it's like the family reunion and he's going there to pickup chicks. |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:21:49 PM EDT
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Dat Azzz.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:22:46 PM EDT
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Thread subtitle: "Coldair's Awkward Church Boner"
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:23:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:24:00 PM EDT
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As a general rule, I don't touch anybody, anywhere, ever.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:24:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:25:43 PM EDT
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Best part!
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:31:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryYou can just see the WTF going through his mind. |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:31:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryDid I really just watch a mega church rap performance? |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:33:14 PM EDT
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Hmmm... which denomination?
With the Pope going full herp-derp, maybe I ought to look into one of these butt-squeezing huggy types of churches. |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:33:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Did I really just watch a mega church rap performance? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Did I really just watch a mega church rap performance? It's the religious version of the "Rick roll" |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:33:38 PM EDT
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Creeper coming out thread?
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:33:45 PM EDT
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Some goofy fuckers on this site.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:37:32 PM EDT
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Quote Historymy god |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:40:52 PM EDT
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Do I feel awkward about chicks rubbing their boobs all over me?
NO. I'm also housebroken enough to know not to grab their ass either. Get help OP |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:47:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat has to be the stupidest thing I've ever seen. |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:50:00 PM EDT
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You can distract them first by smacking their mama chalukas.
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