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Posted: 6/30/2015 10:39:12 PM EDT
I grew up with a girls and squeezing butts was normal, and when I got older the girls that hung with me were the same way. Now I am scared to death I will squeeze some butts in church. anyone else go through the same thing or is it just me?
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Coming out thread
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It's just you
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Turgid is the word you seek.
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No I've slept with enough women that exchanging a hug gives me no erotic pleasure.
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You butt squeeze on a hug?
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No I've slept with enough women that exchanging a hug gives me no erotic pleasure.
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This^^^^   I like women and they don't scare me
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You butt squeeze on a hug?
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ETA. FL
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 10:49:14 PM EDT
Just give them that Christian side hug.

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Just wave the rainbow flag and it will be ok.
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Everything will be OK Gene.
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Only when I have a raging erection.



And then, not really.
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you give them a "side hug" OP. When you hug the opposite sex you leave room for Jesus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa0EtdtPi8w
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 10:53:45 PM EDT
No, I can honestly say that's not a problem for me.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 10:53:48 PM EDT
it's the fear of doing it, not that I actually do it. well at least I hope I haven't done it
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I don't even want to shake their hands much less hug them, so I sit on the side. Minimizes the required interaction.


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I grew up with a girls and squeezing butts was normal, and when I got older the girls that hung with me were the same way. Now I am scared to death I will squeeze some butts in church. anyone else go through the same thing or is it just me?
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No, I don't hug other women, my wife doesn't hug other men.

See how simple that is ? ? ?
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 10:55:18 PM EDT
the trick to hugging ladies in church is to master the side hug. You stand next to them and put one arm around them and place it on the opposite shoulder and then hug from the side. That is the approved way to do it, trust me. I go thru it several times every sunday and the side hug is approved for anyone except youth who do the regular embrace hugs. Least that is how things go at our church. I'd just as soon just shake hands with ladies like I do with guys but as wife reminds me... that is rude to do that to a lady. The side hug is the norm.
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Only when I have a raging boner.

Some of those hats just really set me off.
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you give them a "side hug" OP. When you hug the opposite sex you leave room for Jesus.

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people will think that line is satire, but it isn't.  at the church in which i grew up, under-18 aged boys and girls had to sit at least the width of a bible apart.  the pastor would enforce this from the pulpit.

this is not an exaggeration.
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Yeah.  If giving an ass squeeze is an automatic thing when you hug somebody, that's a pretty good indication that you're socially awkward.  
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Wait a minute: are you hugging women at church around the waist?  Whether or not you're grabbing ass doing that, it's wrong.  Hugs around the waist are a lover's embrace.  You hug around the neck casually.
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My favorite LOL I like to hug is 96 years old and the sweetest person you ever met.  I told her that I plan to have a big time at her 100th.

I always hug the women.  The special ones get a "church lady kiss."
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I did that once without thinking. It was very awkward.
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Only if they're fat.
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Maybe it's like the family reunion and he's going there to pickup chicks.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:21:49 PM EDT
Dat Azzz.
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Thread subtitle: "Coldair's Awkward Church Boner"
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As a general rule, I don't touch anybody, anywhere, ever.
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Best part!
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You can just see the WTF going through his mind.
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Just give them that Christian side hug.

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Did I really just watch a mega church rap performance?
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:33:14 PM EDT
Hmmm... which denomination?

With the Pope going full herp-derp, maybe I ought to look into one of these butt-squeezing huggy types of churches.
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Did I really just watch a mega church rap performance?
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Did I really just watch a mega church rap performance?

It's the religious version of the "Rick roll"
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Creeper coming out thread?
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Some goofy fuckers on this site.
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my god
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 11:40:52 PM EDT
Do I feel awkward about chicks rubbing their boobs all over me?



NO.  



I'm also housebroken enough to know not to grab their ass either.



Get help OP
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You can distract them first by smacking their mama chalukas.  





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