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Posted: 10/6/2004 12:55:42 PM EST
you've all heard them...
1. a gun is just a second penis
2. I don't need a guy to prove my manhood
3. you like guns? I guess you're compensating for some "short comming".
ect, ect.

We know it's bullshit, but it's annoying never the less. Has this ever happened to you? how do you respond?

Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:56:25 PM EST
"Fuck off" usually works.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:59:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By blackrifle51:
you've all heard them...
1. a gun is just a second penis
2. I don't need a guy to prove my manhood
3. you like guns? I guess you're compensating for some "short comming".
ect, ect.

We know it's bullshit, but it's annoying never the less. Has this ever happened to you? how do you respond?


sorry, number 2 should read "I don't need a gun to prove my manhood"


Link Posted: 10/6/2004 12:59:58 PM EST
Guns are cheaper and safer than a penis enlargement.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 1:00:16 PM EST
Yes, I've heard them all - but how did they know ??!!??
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 1:00:29 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 1:01:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By blackrifle51:
you've all heard them...
1. a gun is just a second penis
2. I don't need a guy to prove my manhood
3. you like guns? I guess you're compensating for some "short comming".
ect, ect.

We know it's bullshit, but it's annoying never the less. Has this ever happened to you? how do you respond?




no Ive enver heard these especially number 2, they sound gay,
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 1:02:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By ShadowOne:
Guns are cheaper and safer than a penis enlargement.



Damn it! that's the best f***king comeback I've ever heard!!

Link Posted: 10/6/2004 1:13:27 PM EST
Reccomended read for geting into the mind of an anti.

www.jpfo.org/ragingagainstselfdefense.htm
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 1:15:33 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 1:17:30 PM EST
Well, if a guy comes at you with a knife, you're going to defend yourself by whipping out your penis?

Or;

Mine could have "Louisville Slugger" written on it, but it still won't beat a knife.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 1:20:50 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 1:21:05 PM EST by skid2964]

Originally Posted By blackrifle51:
you've all heard them...
1. a gun is just a second penis
2. I don't need a guy to prove my manhood
3. you like guns? I guess you're compensating for some "short comming".
ect, ect.

We know it's bullshit, but it's annoying never the less. Has this ever happened to you? how do you respond?




"So, you want me to F**K you or SHOOT you?"
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 2:49:06 PM EST
I'm not going to stick it in there honey, so put your legs back together.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 2:56:57 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 3:00:02 PM EST
Tell them that short-weenie jokes are a sign of emotional immaturity.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:02:00 PM EST
Bust one of them in the nose, take their money & ask them, "Don't you wish you had a gun now?"

Or, as I do, ask them what they would do if I did the above? They're usually speechless. Remember, the antis are the ones who got the shit beat out of them in gym class. They HATE those who defend themselves.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:05:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 4:06:21 PM EST by mtechgunman]
Im glad you don't need a guy to prove your manhood.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:31:41 PM EST
Your answer to that is, "Well, your wife says mine is much bigger than yours."

Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:32:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By mtechgunman:
Im glad you don't need a guy to prove your manhood.




Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:37:08 PM EST
Pull out my tool and give 'em a chubsmack. Mushroom impressions bruise their ego.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 4:39:16 PM EST
My reply:

"I guess you are right. Maybe I am compensating. Nice Corvette, by the way."
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 5:01:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By blackrifle51:
you've all heard them...
1. a gun is just a second penis
2. I don't need a guy to prove my manhood
3. you like guns? I guess you're compensating for some "short comming".
ect, ect.

We know it's bullshit, but it's annoying never the less. Has this ever happened to you? how do you respond?




Tell them to bend over and you will show them you are not compensating for something
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 8:03:45 PM EST
I usually just ask them

"Have you ever been the target of a violent crime?"


No?


"Then you will never understand."
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 1:37:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By A_Free_Man:
Your answer to that is, "Well, your wife says mine is much bigger than yours."



I'll try that one. :-)
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 1:39:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By skid2964:

Originally Posted By blackrifle51:
you've all heard them...
1. a gun is just a second penis
2. I don't need a guy to prove my manhood
3. you like guns? I guess you're compensating for some "short comming".
ect, ect.

We know it's bullshit, but it's annoying never the less. Has this ever happened to you? how do you respond?




"So, you want me to F**K you or SHOOT you?"



How about fuckin' shoot 'em?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 1:48:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 1:48:47 PM EST by Foxxz]

I don't need a gun to prove my manhood


No, I just think big things look better in pairs.

-Foxxz
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 2:00:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 2:02:08 PM EST by Skibane]

Originally Posted By M4_Aiming_at_U:
Aks them if they know the froyd says about guns and manhood.



"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." — Sigmond Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis
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