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Posted: 7/22/2008 9:41:20 AM EST
I did not make this title up.

'Allah meat' astounds Nigerians



The gristle spells out the word "Allah" in Arabic


Diners have been flocking to a restaurant in northern Nigeria to see pieces of meat which the owner says are inscribed with the name of Allah.

What looks like the Arabic word for God and the name of the prophet Muhammad were discovered in pieces of beef by a diner in Birnin Kebbi.

He was about to eat it, when he suddenly noticed the words in the gristle, the restaurant owner said.

A search of the kitchen's meat revealed three more pieces which bore the names.

The meat was boiled and then fried before being served, owner Kabiru Haliru told newspaper Weekly Trust.

"When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind," he said.

The restaurant has kept the pieces of meat for visitors to see.

Thousands of people have already gone to the restaurant to see them since they were discovered last week.

A vet told the newspaper the words "defied scientific explanation".

"Supposing only one piece of meat was found then it would be suspicious, but given the circumstances there is no explanation," Dr Yakubu Dominic said.

Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:43:55 AM EST
That shit doesn't even look edible.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:44:41 AM EST
That looks like gum thats been stepped on
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:44:50 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/22/2008 9:45:06 AM EST by CKxx]

Originally Posted By Merrell:
"When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind,"


Apparently someone never saw "Jesus toast."
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:46:28 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/22/2008 9:47:05 AM EST by macman37]
Put it on some Jesus toast and let's eat!



edit: beaten by CKxx you magnificant bastard!
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:46:28 AM EST
Was it pork?
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:46:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By CKxx:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
"When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind,"


Apparently someone never saw "Jesus toast."


Maybe, only Muslims should eat "Meat" that looks like that.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:47:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By CKxx:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
"When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind,"


Apparently someone never saw "Jesus toast."


Yes, but there has been precedent for this.

Behold!

Tropical fish 'has Allah marking'



A customer has offered £10 for the fish


A pet shop owner has found the markings on one of his tropical fish appear to spell the word "Allah" in Arabic.
An Asian customer spotted the markings on the astronotus ocellatus at Walker Aquatics in Waterfoot, Rawtenstall, Lancs, and offered to buy it for £10.

The customer bought the most expensive tank in the shop to house the fish, at a cost of £700.

Shop owner Tony Walker said he would honour the buyer's £10 offer but said he expected more interest in the fish.

The fish is also believed to have the word "Mohammed" in its markings on its other side...

Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:47:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By Dtrain323i:
That looks like gum thats been stepped on


doesn't look any worse than some dry jerky
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:47:48 AM EST
They're jsut jealous that the Virgin only appears in Catholics food.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:48:21 AM EST
I wonder what it would spell once they shit it out?
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:50:04 AM EST
Allah approves of Muslims eating his meat.


Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:50:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By gobbledog:
I wonder what it would spell once they shit it out?


If they can even shit after eating a piece of meat like that.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:51:38 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/22/2008 9:51:54 AM EST by Rogue-Sasquatch]
That's nothin'.

Every single time I make spaghetti with meatballs, I discover a likeness of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.



/Ramen
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:54:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By bloatingfloater:
Allah approves of Muslims eating his meat.




Bwahaha!!!
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:56:11 AM EST

When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind," he said.



Yes. I can see how you came to that conclusion.



Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:57:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By evo462:

When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind," he said.



Yes. I can see how you came to that conclusion.





How do they explain the toast?
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:58:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By Rogue-Sasquatch:
That's nothin'.

Every single time I make spaghetti with meatballs, I discover a likeness of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.



/Ramen


Obviously you've been touched by His noodly appendage.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:14:06 AM EST
It looks as if the bearer of the holy meat is holding it in his butt wiping hand.

It is also reported that upon eating the allah meat the diners feel a powerful urge to martyr themselves and some have even spontaneously exploded(possibly from the large amount of gas produced in the bowels).

Also, upon discovering allah's meat it has been speculated that you should not eat it but only suck it.

Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:16:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By bloatingfloater:
Allah approves of Muslims eating his meat.


Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:21:17 AM EST
A broken clock is right twice a day.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:23:42 AM EST
Well, it is known that the Virgin Mary will make cameo appearances on tortillas in Mexico so Christianity is still good too
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:26:32 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/22/2008 10:30:14 AM EST by Bob1984]


Bunch of horseshit. All of it. Apparently, the Nigerians are easily astounded. If their E-mail scams are any indication...
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:26:39 AM EST
Textbook pareidolia.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:28:52 AM EST
Islam is the one true religion.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:32:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By 87GN:
Islam is the one true religion.


Those guys are fags!
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:32:57 AM EST
Too bad this didn't happen in the west. Someone would make a killing on eBay.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:36:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By kill-9:
Too bad this didn't happen in the west. Someone would make a killing on eBay.


I was going to say the same.

Wasn't there also a Jesus potatoe chip?
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:37:25 AM EST
Looks like pork gristle to me...
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:37:29 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/22/2008 10:38:57 AM EST by ViaDolorosa]

Originally Posted By Maxwell71:

Originally Posted By evo462:

When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind," he said.



Yes. I can see how you came to that conclusion.





How do they explain the toast?

Jesus Pan
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:40:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By bloatingfloater:
Allah approves of Muslims eating his meat.




especially if they are 9 year old girls..
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:42:33 AM EST
Looks like Butt Meat
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:43:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By ViaDolorosa:

Jesus Pan


OMFG ROFL I hadn't seen that.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:49:36 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/22/2008 10:52:14 AM EST by Dilbert_556]
Oh yeah? Well we have a sign too...meet cheesus!

abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=6032302

HOUSTON (KTRK) -- A local church youth leader wants you to see a cheese curl that reminds him of Jesus.
A couple of years ago, the youth director at Memorial Drive United Methodist Church in Houston was snacking in the church youth offices when he noticed an odd-shaped Cheeto. Upon further inspection, Steve Cragg determined he could see a familiar image of Jesus in the shape of the cheese curl.
One of the church youth named the item in question 'Cheesus.' 'Cheesus' has remained on a bookcase in Cragg's office.


Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:50:56 AM EST
don't eat the brains!!!
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:59:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Oh yeah? Well we have a sign too...meet cheesus!

abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=6032302

HOUSTON (KTRK) -- A local church youth leader wants you to see a cheese curl that reminds him of Jesus.
A couple of years ago, the youth director at Memorial Drive United Methodist Church in Houston was snacking in the church youth offices when he noticed an odd-shaped Cheeto. Upon further inspection, Steve Cragg determined he could see a familiar image of Jesus in the shape of the cheese curl.
One of the church youth named the item in question 'Cheesus.' 'Cheesus' has remained on a bookcase in Cragg's office.


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Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:00:29 AM EST
They are probably clamering trying to eat it.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:08:03 AM EST
The owner of that restaurant will make a killing feeding all the viewers. He will probably need some help getting all that money out of the country. Maybe he will email me...
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:10:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
The owner of that restaurant will make a killing feeding all the viewers. He will probably need some help getting all that money out of the country. Maybe he will email me...

Link Posted: 7/22/2008 11:17:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/22/2008 11:18:14 AM EST by Bob1984]

Originally Posted By peekay:

Originally Posted By 87GN:
Islam is the one true religion.


Those guys are fags!


"You gonna get raped !" followed by <CoC Violation>


Link Posted: 7/22/2008 6:04:57 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/22/2008 6:05:49 PM EST by mucknuggle]
Who needs Allah meat when you can have the Mother Theresa Cinnamon Bun?

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