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Posted: 8/11/2011 7:24:43 PM EDT

AUGUST 10––A Louisiana man arrested yesterday for driving around a Walmart parking lot with his penis exposed explained to cops that "he gets aroused” when visiting the retail giant, according to a police report. [more]

Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:26:09 PM EDT


Cock Story Bro

Go Broncos.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:26:23 PM EDT
Where is TRG!
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:29:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By P806:
Where is TRG!

He can be found in the Target parking lot.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:32:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:34:35 PM EDT
Well sometimes hot women walk out of walmart.
wtf am I talking about, most of them would kill a boner in 3 seconds flat.

No offense to the boner inducing women.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:36:37 PM EDT
It's one thing to be aroused, it is another to whip it out.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:42:27 PM EDT

Not that I do that, but is it illegal to be exposed in your own car?
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:49:56 PM EDT
He should drive outside of target. Seems to be where all the hotties shop around here.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:51:14 PM EDT
It's Monroe ... I expect nothing less of folks from that town!
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:51:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/11/2011 7:52:00 PM EDT by SilentType]
Talk about a guy who really "loves" values.

There are all kinds of crazy people out there wouldn't shock me if he wasn't lying, but chances are we was more interested in exposing himself to the shoppers.

Could be a nut job though. Definitely somebody I'd send to the funny farm for an evaluation.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 8:06:27 PM EDT
What's his arfcom screen name?

Link Posted: 8/11/2011 8:17:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 8:22:11 PM EDT
Had a coupon for ED meds.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 8:41:20 PM EDT
I like me some Wal-Mart women...not that I walk around with my dick hanging out but I like 'em trashy too.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 8:48:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/11/2011 8:48:57 PM EDT by Lootie23]
I'm from WEST Monroe, not Monroe.

Link Posted: 8/11/2011 8:49:10 PM EDT
In before the "So I was at walmart masturbating...." thread
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 9:04:56 PM EDT
Exposure can be a felony in LA. You gotta be wacken' it.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 9:09:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By _DR:

Not that I do that, but is it illegal to be exposed in your own car?

Plain view, bro.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 9:12:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/11/2011 9:17:26 PM EDT by InTheArmyNow]
When Officer Colby Spillers confronted him, Keen reportedly “stated he did have his penis out because of past experiences he had at Wal-Mart. Keen stated when he comes to Wal-Mart he gets aroused.”

lol sounds like a damn pornstar name confronted him

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