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Posted: 8/11/2011 7:24:43 PM EDT
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/aroused-by-walmart-657483



AUGUST 10––A Louisiana man arrested yesterday for driving around a
Walmart parking lot with his penis exposed explained to cops that "he
gets aroused” when visiting the retail giant, according to a police report. [more]




Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:26:09 PM EDT
[#1]

CSB-



Cock Story Bro









Go Broncos.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:26:23 PM EDT
[#2]
Where is TRG!
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:29:27 PM EDT
[#3]



Quoted:


Where is TRG!


He can be found in the Target parking lot.



 
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:34:35 PM EDT
[#5]
Well sometimes hot women walk out of walmart.
wtf am I talking about, most of them would kill a boner in 3 seconds flat.



No offense to the boner inducing women.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:36:37 PM EDT
[#6]
It's one thing to be aroused, it is another to whip it out.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:42:27 PM EDT
[#7]


Not that I do that, but is it illegal to be exposed in your own car?
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:49:56 PM EDT
[#8]
He should drive outside of target. Seems to be where all the hotties shop around here.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:51:14 PM EDT
[#9]
It's Monroe ... I expect nothing less of folks from that town!  
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 7:51:42 PM EDT
[#10]
Talk about a guy who really "loves" values.

There are all kinds of crazy people out there wouldn't shock me if he wasn't lying, but chances are we was more interested in exposing himself to the shoppers.

Could be a nut job though.  Definitely somebody I'd send to the funny farm for an evaluation.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 8:06:27 PM EDT
[#11]
What's his arfcom screen name?



Link Posted: 8/11/2011 8:17:22 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 8:22:11 PM EDT
[#13]
Had a coupon for ED meds.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 8:41:20 PM EDT
[#14]
I like me some Wal-Mart women...not that I walk around with my dick hanging out but I like 'em trashy too.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 8:48:05 PM EDT
[#15]
I'm from WEST Monroe, not Monroe.

Link Posted: 8/11/2011 8:49:10 PM EDT
[#16]
In before the "So I was at walmart masturbating...." thread
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 9:04:56 PM EDT
[#17]
Exposure can be a felony in LA.  You gotta be wacken' it.
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 9:09:11 PM EDT
[#18]



Quoted:






Not that I do that, but is it illegal to be exposed in your own car?


Plain view, bro.

 
Link Posted: 8/11/2011 9:12:43 PM EDT
[#19]
When Officer Colby Spillers confronted him, Keen reportedly “stated he did have his penis out because of past experiences he had at Wal-Mart. Keen stated when he comes to Wal-Mart he gets aroused.”

lol sounds like a damn pornstar name confronted him


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN,THEY HATIN
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