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Posted: 4/12/2015 1:18:09 PM EDT

It was born a Japanese Fighter Fish but today it has become an American Paratrooper Fish"




Way to go Airborne...









Link Posted: 4/12/2015 1:24:29 PM EDT
nice.

Some CSM is going to lose his mind over this.
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 1:24:34 PM EDT
Why are idiots taking selfies during training?
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 1:26:33 PM EDT
Betty Wont.
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 1:27:08 PM EDT
That's awesome.
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 1:29:58 PM EDT
HAHA got to love joe
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 1:30:12 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Katana16j:


Why are idiots taking selfies during training?
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Jumps out of perfectly good airplane, with pet fish...earns right to take selfie.

 
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 1:30:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 1:32:34 PM EDT
I think he likes it!
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 1:58:36 PM EDT
Awesome
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 2:03:25 PM EDT
I can honestly say I never thought I would see a paratrooper, taking a selfie with his pet fish...


Link Posted: 4/12/2015 2:13:44 PM EDT
Outfuckingstanding.
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 2:25:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By burnka871:
Outfuckingstanding.
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Link Posted: 4/12/2015 2:29:40 PM EDT
Does the fish get jump wings?
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 2:32:11 PM EDT
Freakin' awesome! Arcoms for everyone!!!
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 2:39:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/12/2015 2:46:55 PM EDT by Zack3g]
I know there were at least a few navy fighter pilots that carried fish with them in their jets on missions.


There is video of this.

It may be out there on the internet somewhere. I saw it a few years ago, one of the pilots in question showed me the video.

HA I found it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERWNDRq5-7U

Link Posted: 4/12/2015 4:01:29 PM EDT
Thats pretty damn funny.
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 10:31:13 PM EDT
Never underestimate a soldier.
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 10:36:24 PM EDT
that looks like Germaine!
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 10:39:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By steve-oh:
nice.

Some CSM is going to lose his mind over this.
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Indeed.

Link Posted: 4/12/2015 10:39:50 PM EDT
Some tree hugging petard is going to flip the fuck out about you torturing and traumatizing that "poor fish" .
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 10:45:12 PM EDT
I can't stop giggling.
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 10:47:22 PM EDT
Nice.
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 11:03:17 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By midnitecreeper:


Some tree hugging petard is going to flip the fuck out about you torturing and traumatizing that "poor fish" .
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That's an "American Paratrooper Fish" now.

 
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 11:09:02 PM EDT
greatest fucking thread in a long time
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 11:10:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 11:12:45 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By kpel308:


Get him a female ASAP.  There's a PetSmart on Victory Drive.
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That's the spirit, he's got his first jump in, now let's get him laid!

 
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 11:13:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By RyanHass:
Does the fish get jump wings?
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Hell yeah then he'd be a flying fish.
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 11:28:07 PM EDT
Been dun befoh...Myrtle the Para Chick jumped into Arnhem with the British 1st Para....
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 11:32:34 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Firefinder37:
That's the spirit, he's got his first jump in, now let's get him laid!  
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Originally Posted By Firefinder37:
Originally Posted By kpel308:
Get him a female ASAP.  There's a PetSmart on Victory Drive.
That's the spirit, he's got his first jump in, now let's get him laid!  




Might as well round out the package and get him drunk too .
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 11:32:59 PM EDT
Not a pet fish.... That's emergency Rations!
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 11:37:03 PM EDT
Ruling
Link Posted: 4/12/2015 11:44:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/13/2015 12:18:55 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By bldsmith:


Not a pet fish.... That's emergency Rations!
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Ah So, sushi under silk...

 
Link Posted: 4/13/2015 12:35:11 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By bldsmith:
Not a pet fish.... That's emergency Rations!
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More like an energy drink.
Link Posted: 4/13/2015 1:22:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/13/2015 1:22:42 AM EDT by fiver]


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Originally Posted By whiskerz:
Might as well round out the package and get him drunk too .
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Originally Posted By whiskerz:





Originally Posted By Firefinder37:




Originally Posted By kpel308:


Get him a female ASAP.  There's a PetSmart on Victory Drive.
That's the spirit, he's got his first jump in, now let's get him laid!  

Might as well round out the package and get him drunk too .



Good plan, Ricky.











 
Link Posted: 4/13/2015 1:24:54 AM EDT
He was one my guys.
Link Posted: 4/17/2015 1:51:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/17/2015 2:02:25 PM EDT

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"Tattersall, who's assigned to 2nd Battalion, 505th Parachute Infantry
Regiment, 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 82nd Airborne Division,

said he's
still waiting for the final outcome of his actions. Meanwhile, he has
written a 1,000-word essay on the importance of airborne

safety and
professionalism in the Army.
"



So the army treats soldiers like 3rd graders and then wonders why morale is low....

Link Posted: 4/17/2015 2:20:53 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By devilskwerl:



"Tattersall, who's assigned to 2nd Battalion, 505th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 82nd Airborne Division,

said he's still waiting for the final outcome of his actions. Meanwhile, he has written a 1,000-word essay on the importance of airborne

safety and professionalism in the Army.
"



So the army treats soldiers like 3rd graders and then wonders why morale is low....

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Originally Posted By devilskwerl:



"Tattersall, who's assigned to 2nd Battalion, 505th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 82nd Airborne Division,

said he's still waiting for the final outcome of his actions. Meanwhile, he has written a 1,000-word essay on the importance of airborne

safety and professionalism in the Army.
"



So the army treats soldiers like 3rd graders and then wonders why morale is low....





 
Well that sucks.
Link Posted: 4/17/2015 2:31:47 PM EDT
I'd take the essay over non-judicial punishment.
Link Posted: 4/17/2015 2:56:22 PM EDT
That. Is. Fucking. Awesome!

Link Posted: 4/17/2015 4:29:48 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By unpleasant:
He was one my guys.
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Good Soldier I'm guessing?
Link Posted: 4/17/2015 8:50:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/29/2015 4:57:05 PM EDT
That awesome ass photo is well worth an essay and 12 days extra duty.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 5:13:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By kpel308:
Ninja Punched, but a pretty mild one.  12 days extra duty, but no loss of pay or reduction in rank:

http://www.armytimes.com/story/military/2015/04/28/jumping-paratrooper-fish-selfie-update/26536155/

No word on the punishment meted out to the newly minted piscine paratrooper, other than restriction to bottle.
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You Sir - are a wordsmith extraordinaire....
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 5:24:17 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Zack3g:


I know there were at least a few navy fighter pilots that carried fish with them in their jets on missions.





There is video of this.



It may be out there on the internet somewhere. I saw it a few years ago, one of the pilots in question showed me the video.



HA I found it!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERWNDRq5-7U



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERWNDRq5-7U
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A JOPA Production  



JOPA = Junior Officers Protection Association. Lt, Jgs and Ensigns United!!!



 
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 5:26:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:26:43 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By kpel308:
Ninja Punched, but a pretty mild one.  12 days extra duty, but no loss of pay or reduction in rank:

http://www.armytimes.com/story/military/2015/04/28/jumping-paratrooper-fish-selfie-update/26536155/

No word on the punishment meted out to the newly minted piscine paratrooper, other than restriction to bottle.
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