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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:02:50 AM EDT
Hit the Highway.
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I was promised pictures of good looking swedish women.
this thread does not deliver |
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"With all due respect sir.. but your beginning to bore the hell outta me"
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"That's the Ak47, it makes a distinctive sound when fired at us"
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"That's the Ak47, it makes a distinctive sound when fired at us" The preferred weapon of our enemy. |
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You look like you just got done pumping the neighbors cat...
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"That's the Ak47, it makes a distinctive sound when fired at us" So it does |
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What the hell are you two sorry assed individuals looking at? Get off my LZ.
What's your assessment of this exercise? It's a cluster fuck. |
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"Get that contra band stogie outta my face before I shove it so far up your ass you'll have to set fire to your your nose to lite it!"
"Yo man, you cant leave the duke of cool!" Love that movie!! |
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I'm not doing this because I want to take long showers with you assholes and I don't want to get my head shot off in some far away land because you don't habla, comprende?
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Well, well, well, well. I'm here to tell you that life as you knew it has ended. You all may as well go into town tonight. You may as well laugh and make fools out of yourselves. Rub your pathetic little peckers against your honeys or stick it in a knothole in the fence but whatever it is, get rid of it. Because at 0600 tomorrow your ass is mine.
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It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.
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I don't give any fucking serviceman's discount. Yeah? Your old lady does. |
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We wear matching shirts or none at all!
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Now it's my will against yours and you will lose. So don't forget, 0600. That's six o'clock in the morning for those of you who don't habla.
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"Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning."
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Swede, say something charming to the man. I'm gonna rip off your head, and shit down your neck. |
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Smells like a Ben Gay factory out here. Now strip off those shirts. But Gunny, we're all the same. Same as me? Strip 'em off. |
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Quoted: It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. |
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It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. You know, I never really considered that possibility.....Holy Crap......! |
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"Why don't you just lay there and bleed for a while, before you taste some real pain?"
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That movie is a fuckin abortion. Shut your face, hippie! We watched that the night before our graduation ceremonies at MCRD. On VHS no less... |
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Gunny -Cojones, Give us a cadence.
(Cojones flips Gunny the bird) Gunny -Your girlfriend is gonna weep when I bite that finger clean off. Give me a cedence right now. Conjones-I dont remember any. Gunny -Think fast gopher balls I will run your ass till midnight. Jones -Do it man. This guy is certifiable Gunny -Conjones! Cojones -MODEL A FORD AND A TANK FULL OF GAS!!! HAND FULL OF PUSSY AND A MOUTHFULL OF ASS!!! |
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I was promised pictures of good looking swedish women. this thread does not deliver How about Elin? Without billions for that gold digger, a picture will have to do for us. Probably better that way since for all her good looks there is someone out there tired of her shit. |
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Gen: Are you new to the Infantry, Major?
Maj: Yes, Sir! Just came over from Supply. Gen: Were you good at that, Major? Maj: Yes, Sir! Gen: Stick to that, because you're a walking cluster-fuck as an Infantry officer.
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Oh, my! It's for sale on the C&R EE |
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Me and Major Powers are building a elite company of fighting men.
Webster the only thing you could build was a good case of hemeroids Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Highway....They said you were back.
Webster. These retards couldn't fight they're way out of a shit house! Is that where you've been keeping yourself lately? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Were you shooting at that Cholla. Nope I was shooting where you were. Well fraid it's hopeless. Got to see the Swede
The Swede? Yes a gunsmith. |
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Oh, my! What is it and what's the big deal? |
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