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Posted: 1/6/2012 5:02:50 AM EDT
Hit the Highway.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:05:31 AM EDT
I was promised pictures of good looking swedish women.

this thread does not deliver
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:06:25 AM EDT
Things can be just like they used to be.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:10:29 AM EDT
"With all due respect sir.. but your beginning to bore the hell outta me"
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:11:47 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:12:28 AM EDT
"That's the Ak47, it makes a distinctive sound when fired at us"
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:13:06 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Will:
"That's the Ak47, it makes a distinctive sound when fired at us"


The preferred weapon of our enemy.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:13:38 AM EDT
Lift your chin.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:17:23 AM EDT
You look like you just got done pumping the neighbors cat...

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Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:22:40 AM EDT
I'm sorry it's not a pee thread
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:27:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Will:
"That's the Ak47, it makes a distinctive sound when fired at us"


So it does
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:30:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2012 5:34:49 AM EDT by bcw107]
What the hell are you two sorry assed individuals looking at? Get off my LZ.



What's your assessment of this exercise?
It's a cluster fuck.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:36:23 AM EDT
Swede, say something charming to the man.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:36:26 AM EDT
"Get that contra band stogie outta my face before I shove it so far up your ass you'll have to set fire to your your nose to lite it!"
"Yo man, you cant leave the duke of cool!"

Love that movie!!
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:37:19 AM EDT
I'm not doing this because I want to take long showers with you assholes and I don't want to get my head shot off in some far away land because you don't habla, comprende?
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:38:23 AM EDT
Well, well, well, well. I'm here to tell you that life as you knew it has ended. You all may as well go into town tonight. You may as well laugh and make fools out of yourselves. Rub your pathetic little peckers against your honeys or stick it in a knothole in the fence but whatever it is, get rid of it. Because at 0600 tomorrow your ass is mine.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:40:42 AM EDT
It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:44:10 AM EDT
No Habla
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:53:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:54:54 AM EDT
This thread sucks... so here is a vid of the Archer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leYCwU7B8jI
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:55:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2012 5:56:40 AM EDT by bennnn]






I don't give any fucking serviceman's discount.


Yeah? Your old lady does.

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:55:35 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:56:01 AM EDT
We wear matching shirts or none at all!

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Link Posted: 1/6/2012 5:57:00 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:08:29 AM EDT
Now it's my will against yours and you will lose. So don't forget, 0600. That's six o'clock in the morning for those of you who don't habla.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:10:42 AM EDT
"Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning."
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:14:28 AM EDT
Smells like a Ben Gay factory out here.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:15:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By VBC:
Swede, say something charming to the man.


I'm gonna rip off your head, and shit down your neck.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:18:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By VBC:
Smells like a Ben Gay factory out here.


Now strip off those shirts.

But Gunny, we're all the same.

Same as me? Strip 'em off.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:19:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2012 6:19:45 AM EDT by GunnyG]

Originally Posted By Will:
It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.


I never did figure out why they changed Gy Highway's name to "Walt" in the sequel...

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:19:35 AM EDT
Your DD 1348 forms are not filled out correctly.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:21:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By GunnyG:

Originally Posted By Will:
It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.


I never did figure out why they changed Gy Highway's name to "Walt" in the sequel...



You know, I never really considered that possibility.....Holy Crap......!
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:22:11 AM EDT
"Why don't you just lay there and bleed for a while, before you taste some real pain?"

LC
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:25:44 AM EDT
That movie is a fuckin abortion.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:30:50 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Jarhead08:
That movie is a fuckin abortion.



Shut your face, hippie!

We watched that the night before our graduation ceremonies at MCRD. On VHS no less...
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:34:13 AM EDT
Gunny -Cojones, Give us a cadence.
(Cojones flips Gunny the bird)
Gunny -Your girlfriend is gonna weep when I bite that finger clean off. Give me a cedence right now.
Conjones-I dont remember any.
Gunny -Think fast gopher balls I will run your ass till midnight.
Jones -Do it man. This guy is certifiable
Gunny -Conjones!

Cojones -MODEL A FORD AND A TANK FULL OF GAS!!!

HAND FULL OF PUSSY AND A MOUTHFULL OF ASS!!!
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:35:22 AM EDT
Improvise, adapt, and overcome.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 6:55:12 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 7:11:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/6/2012 7:11:58 AM EDT by 74HC]
Originally Posted By ttushooter:
I was promised pictures of good looking swedish women.

this thread does not deliver


How about Elin? Without billions for that gold digger, a picture will have to do for us. Probably better that way since for all her good looks there is someone out there tired of her shit.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 7:21:59 AM EDT
Gen: Are you new to the Infantry, Major?
Maj: Yes, Sir! Just came over from Supply.
Gen: Were you good at that, Major?
Maj: Yes, Sir!
Gen: Stick to that, because you're a walking cluster-fuck as an Infantry officer.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 7:25:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 7:25:50 AM EDT


Puma
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 7:26:56 AM EDT
Mod call out thread. IBTL.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 7:32:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 7:35:32 AM EDT
The Ayatollah of rock and rollah!
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:06:18 AM EDT


It's for sale on the C&R EE
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:12:33 AM EDT
Me and Major Powers are building a elite company of fighting men.

Webster the only thing you could build was a good case of hemeroids

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Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:16:25 AM EDT
Highway....They said you were back.
Webster.
These retards couldn't fight they're way out of a shit house!
Is that where you've been keeping yourself lately?


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Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:35:20 AM EDT
Were you shooting at that Cholla. Nope I was shooting where you were. Well fraid it's hopeless. Got to see the Swede

The Swede? Yes a gunsmith.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 1:33:18 PM EDT


What is it and what's the big deal?
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 2:33:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By E__WOK:


What is it and what's the big deal?


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