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Posted: 4/22/2016 11:15:30 PM EDT
"No, I've been nervous many times."
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 11:16:23 PM EDT
Surely you can't be serious.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 11:30:18 PM EDT
Yes I am. And stop calling me Shirley.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 11:31:07 PM EDT
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Do you like movies about gladiators?
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 11:35:38 PM EDT
Hey, you're Kareem Abdul Jabbar!
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 11:37:44 PM EDT
You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 11:41:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/22/2016 11:42:36 PM EDT by F22_RaptoR]
Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 11:42:53 PM EDT
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 11:43:11 PM EDT
A hospital, Doctor what is it?
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 11:53:44 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By thehellbringer:
A hospital, Doctor what is it?
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It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now..
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 11:59:53 PM EDT

Excuse me, I speak Jive.
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 12:11:35 AM EDT

You can't take a guess for another two hours?


Link Posted: 4/23/2016 12:17:33 AM EDT
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 12:20:52 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/23/2016 12:44:28 AM EDT
What a pisser.
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 12:48:50 AM EDT
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Damn, that was really in there?

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Link Posted: 4/23/2016 12:59:17 AM EDT
Hey, Johnny, how about some coffee?
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 1:03:34 AM EDT
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No thanks.
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 1:10:52 AM EDT
"...and Leon is getting LAAAAAARGER!"
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 1:24:40 AM EDT
Oh, it's a pretty plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.
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Damn, that was really in there?

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Damn, that was really in there?

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Yep. There were some other gags in the credits; for example, the words " 'A Tale of Two Cities' by Charles Dickens" was in the credits. It had absolutely nothing to do with the movie.
I thought they had the final word there. But there was a final 7 seconds, featuring Howard Jarvis.

Link Posted: 4/23/2016 7:26:05 AM EDT
I'll be back.
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 7:53:47 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/23/2016 8:02:54 AM EDT
Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 8:15:17 AM EDT
Looks like I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.

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Link Posted: 4/23/2016 8:18:09 AM EDT
"Alright boys lets get some pictures!"
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 8:20:38 AM EDT
I need a Vector, Victor...
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 8:23:42 AM EDT
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"Just kidding, ha ha ha"
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 8:25:05 AM EDT
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking... We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight... By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 8:31:31 AM EDT
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red zone.
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Link Posted: 4/23/2016 8:54:21 AM EDT
No dice, Chicago. I'm giving the orders and we're coming in. I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it, Kramer?
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