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Posted: 4/22/2016 11:16:23 PM EDT
[#1]
Surely you can't be serious.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 11:30:18 PM EDT
[#2]
Yes I am. And stop calling me Shirley.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 11:31:07 PM EDT
[#3]
Do you like movies about gladiators?
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Posted: 4/22/2016 11:35:38 PM EDT
[#4]
Hey, you're Kareem Abdul Jabbar!
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Posted: 4/22/2016 11:37:44 PM EDT
[#5]
You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 11:41:51 PM EDT
[#6]
Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 11:42:53 PM EDT
[#7]
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Posted: 4/22/2016 11:43:11 PM EDT
[#8]
A hospital, Doctor what is it?
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Posted: 4/22/2016 11:53:44 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: A hospital, Doctor what is it? It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.. |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 11:59:53 PM EDT
[#10]
Excuse me, I speak Jive. |
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Posted: 4/23/2016 12:11:35 AM EDT
[#11]
You can't take a guess for another two hours? |
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Posted: 4/23/2016 12:17:33 AM EDT
[#12]
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
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Posted: 4/23/2016 12:20:52 AM EDT
[#13]
Johnny! What can you make of this?
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Posted: 4/23/2016 12:24:06 AM EDT
[#14]
Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.
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Posted: 4/23/2016 12:37:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/23/2016 12:44:28 AM EDT
[#16]
What a pisser.
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Posted: 4/23/2016 12:48:50 AM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryDamn, that was really in there? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 4/23/2016 12:59:17 AM EDT
[#18]
Hey, Johnny, how about some coffee?
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Posted: 4/23/2016 1:03:34 AM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Hey, Johnny, how about some coffee? No thanks. |
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Posted: 4/23/2016 1:10:52 AM EDT
[#20]
"...and Leon is getting LAAAAAARGER!"
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Posted: 4/23/2016 1:24:40 AM EDT
[#21]
Oh, it's a pretty plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.
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Posted: 4/23/2016 1:44:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/23/2016 7:14:51 AM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Damn, that was really in there? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted:
Damn, that was really in there? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Yep. There were some other gags in the credits; for example, the words " 'A Tale of Two Cities' by Charles Dickens" was in the credits. It had absolutely nothing to do with the movie. I thought they had the final word there. But there was a final 7 seconds, featuring Howard Jarvis. 
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Posted: 4/23/2016 7:26:05 AM EDT
[#24]
I'll be back.
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Posted: 4/23/2016 7:53:47 AM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
"...and Leon is getting LAAAAAARGER!" 
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Posted: 4/23/2016 8:02:54 AM EDT
[#26]
Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.
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Posted: 4/23/2016 8:15:17 AM EDT
[#27]
Looks like I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.
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Posted: 4/23/2016 8:18:09 AM EDT
[#28]
"Alright boys lets get some pictures!"
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Posted: 4/23/2016 8:20:38 AM EDT
[#29]
I need a Vector, Victor...
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Posted: 4/23/2016 8:23:42 AM EDT
[#30]
Quote History"Just kidding, ha ha ha" |
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Posted: 4/23/2016 8:25:05 AM EDT
[#31]
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking... We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight... By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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Posted: 4/23/2016 8:31:31 AM EDT
[#32]
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red zone.
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Posted: 4/23/2016 8:35:15 AM EDT
[#33]
"Roger, Over"
"Huh?" "What?" |
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Posted: 4/23/2016 8:54:21 AM EDT
[#34]
No dice, Chicago. I'm giving the orders and we're coming in. I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it, Kramer?
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