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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:35:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/1/2015 4:35:29 PM EDT by vanvideo]
Florida man tries to cash a $368 billion check (spoiler - it's a forgery!).


http://stuppid.com/florida-man-cash-360-billion/


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[Last Edit: 5/1/2015 4:36:45 PM EDT by Udder_Catastrophe]
Moron.

ETA: Florida is at it again.
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Moron.
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Florida Man!
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Originally Posted By Udder_Catastrophe:
Moron.

ETA: Florida is at it again.
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Yeah no shit.  He should have tried for $368 MILLION instead of BILLION.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:37:32 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:


Oh, Florida.  We love you.  
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Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:37:57 PM EDT
I can tell that's fake by the pixels.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:38:45 PM EDT
If it wasn't for Florida and politics, GD would be a ghost town.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:38:59 PM EDT
I love how he turned and went down the right side with it.  Yes, every billionaire I know would totally do that.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:39:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By FreeFloater:


Yeah no shit.  He should have tried for $368 MILLION instead of BILLION.
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Originally Posted By FreeFloater:
Originally Posted By Udder_Catastrophe:
Moron.

ETA: Florida is at it again.


Yeah no shit.  He should have tried for $368 MILLION instead of BILLION.

He should have popped in a monocle and wrote trillion. Why?

Why the fuck not?
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:40:23 PM EDT
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My paychecks are written in scientific notation. 9 zeros takes up way too much space.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:40:26 PM EDT
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wth...








"It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. "I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.”

 
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Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:40:52 PM EDT
I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once

No wonder he needed the money
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:41:25 PM EDT
I don't know about you guys, but I would love eating some great Italian food wile looking at sharks.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:41:51 PM EDT
Dang, bet he thought it was going to work out too.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:41:54 PM EDT
Could be drugs, but looking at that face my money's on Sterno.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:42:29 PM EDT
D*mn if he doesn't look like a cartoon drawn character.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:43:07 PM EDT
Tellers at the Jacksonville bank were immediately suspicious.
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No!  

Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:43:49 PM EDT
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The tellers were "immediately suspicious", lol




Damn, beat by less than a minute!
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:44:37 PM EDT
It worked when I did it.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:45:13 PM EDT
Bath salts, throwing stars and 83 billion is a damn good weekend  
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:45:40 PM EDT
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Yeah no shit.  He should have tried for $368 MILLION instead of BILLION.
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Originally Posted By FreeFloater:
Originally Posted By Udder_Catastrophe:
Moron.

ETA: Florida is at it again.


Yeah no shit.  He should have tried for $368 MILLION instead of BILLION.



FIFY
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:46:28 PM EDT
That's an awesome mugshot.
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I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once



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And he's still gonna have to stack the diners in like cordwood.  2.6 square feet each, and they haven't even allocated space for kitchens, restrooms, storage, etc., yet.    



 
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:48:34 PM EDT
Smoke all the things!
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I did that at Disneyworld.



 
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:51:06 PM EDT
In addition to a forgery count, Waters was charged with unlawfully carrying Chinese throwing stars and possessing bath salts. He was released after posting $23,000 bail.
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In addition to a forgery count, Waters was charged with unlawfully carrying Chinese throwing stars and possessing bath salts. He was released after posting $23,000 bail.
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Did he write a check for that??
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 4:57:22 PM EDT
Even with $100 bills, that withdrawal would weigh....3.68 tons.  
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Link Posted: 5/1/2015 5:02:01 PM EDT
lol

Stuppid is a hoax site by the way.

Sorry.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 5:03:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Mopseydocks6014:
If it wasn't for Florida and politics, GD would be a ghost town.
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...and blacks, and gays.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 5:04:03 PM EDT
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FIFY
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Originally Posted By FreeFloater:
Originally Posted By Udder_Catastrophe:
Moron.

ETA: Florida is at it again.


Yeah no shit.  He should have tried for $368 MILLION instead of BILLION.



FIFY


He looks like the type of guy that could use 36 bucks.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 5:04:24 PM EDT
Hell, I'm impressed he got the number of zeros correct.
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Originally Posted By klinc:
wth...

"It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. "I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.”




 
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LMAO!  You know you'd totally go to that restaurant!
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 5:08:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AEROMechanic:

LMAO!  You know you'd totally go to that restaurant!
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Originally Posted By klinc:
wth...

"It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. "I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.”

LMAO!  You know you'd totally go to that restaurant!

30 million people underwater in an 80 million sq foot dive?

That's 30 million corpses. I'll pass. I like breathing oxygen with my nitrogen.
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Originally Posted By AEROMechanic:

LMAO!  You know you'd totally go to that restaurant!
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Originally Posted By klinc:
wth...

"It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. "I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.”




 

LMAO!  You know you'd totally go to that restaurant!

Said that motherfucker was arrested in possession of 'Chinese throwing stars' and 'bath salts'....I didn't know that shit was still
in vogue  
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 5:14:35 PM EDT
When does the restaurant open?

Link Posted: 5/1/2015 5:16:15 PM EDT
Florida
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 5:16:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By vanvideo:
Florida man tries to cash a $368 billion check (spoiler - it's a forgery!).


http://stuppid.com/florida-man-cash-360-billion/


<a href="http://s756.photobucket.com/user/vanvideo/media/check-368billion-640-mug_zpsjcpbj3nx.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i756.photobucket.com/albums/xx201/vanvideo/check-368billion-640-mug_zpsjcpbj3nx.jpg</a>
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The problem is he got greedy. Should have stopped at $368,000, but then decided to keep writing.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 5:18:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By testosteroneOD:
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Sharks with frikkin' laser beams!
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 5:20:03 PM EDT
I liked his performance in Vegas Vacation.  Sad to see him hit rock bottom.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 5:20:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By vanvideo:


Florida man tries to cash a $368 billion check (spoiler - it's a forgery!).





http://stuppid.com/florida-man-cash-360-billion/





http://i756.photobucket.com/albums/xx201/vanvideo/check-368billion-640-mug_zpsjcpbj3nx.jpg
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Small bills?



 
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Florida
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Originally Posted By klinc:
wth...

"It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. "I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.”




 
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I like it. Shows he's got dreams.
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Originally Posted By dport:

I like it. Shows he's got dreams.
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Originally Posted By klinc:
wth...

"It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. "I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.”




 

I like it. Shows he's got dreams.



Fucking Tito !  Always messing things up!  
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Fucking Tito !  Always messing things up!  
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Originally Posted By dport:
Originally Posted By klinc:
wth...

"It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. "I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.”




 

I like it. Shows he's got dreams.



Fucking Tito !  Always messing things up!  

Tito fucked up the Jackson 5 too.
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Originally Posted By ARDestructo:
lol

Stuppid is a hoax site by the way.

Sorry.
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