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Posted: 4/19/2017 11:41:00 AM EDT
Apparently your wife hates Haagen Daaz.
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Posted: 4/19/2017 11:43:35 AM EDT
She probably just took her weight. Either that or dreamed that you called her fat.
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Posted: 4/19/2017 11:43:58 AM EDT
"Is a frogs ass watertight?"
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Posted: 4/19/2017 11:45:24 AM EDT
Hagen Daz chocolate is the answer to all my wife's problems on her hard days. I owe them lol.. and my wife loves me for it.
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Posted: 4/19/2017 11:46:22 AM EDT
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"Eat shit and die!" "Hey, you having your period?" This is bad man.. you are hosed. Dibs on the guns. |
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Posted: 4/19/2017 11:54:07 AM EDT
"Hey Reverend, One Eared Elephant.....Put him back in the zoo now."
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Posted: 4/19/2017 12:06:02 PM EDT
"No more MTV, no more Twisted Sister.....Read a book!"
"More Jimmy Dean chopped pork sausage?" |
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Posted: 4/19/2017 12:11:11 PM EDT
lactose intolerant ?
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Posted: 4/19/2017 12:11:28 PM EDT
 Tampon Grenade Angry Wife Vine Army Fall Back |
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Posted: 4/19/2017 12:12:32 PM EDT
My weakness. Soooooo Good!
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Posted: 4/19/2017 12:27:58 PM EDT
"This is Looney Tunes!"
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Posted: 4/19/2017 12:31:47 PM EDT
"I couldn't go home. Somebody filled my car with horse manure."
"Who would do that?" "I don't know......I don't think it was a horse." |
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Posted: 4/19/2017 1:04:52 PM EDT
You guys suck at this.
Guess I gotta wait for the cool kids to get out of school. |
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Posted: 4/19/2017 1:10:09 PM EDT
I believe the good sir is referring to the 1986 Classic Hit "Gung Ho" starring Mr Micheal Keaton.
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Posted: 4/19/2017 1:16:20 PM EDT
Quote History Quoted:
I believe the good sir is referring to the 1986 Classic Hit "Gung Ho" starring Mr Micheal Keaton. But the answer isn't supposed to be revealed until page 2. Page 1 needs more quotes! |
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Posted: 4/19/2017 7:08:17 PM EDT
Who else remembers this classic!
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Posted: 4/19/2017 7:36:00 PM EDT
Quote History Quoted:
Who else remembers this classic! |
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