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Posted: 4/19/2017 11:35:47 AM EDT
"Eat shit and die!"

"Hey, you having your period?"
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 11:41:00 AM EDT
[#1]
Apparently your wife hates Haagen Daaz.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 11:43:35 AM EDT
[#2]
She probably just took her weight.  Either that or dreamed that you called her fat.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 11:43:58 AM EDT
[#3]
"Is a frogs ass watertight?"
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 11:45:24 AM EDT
[#4]
Hagen Daz chocolate is the answer to all my wife's problems on her hard days.  I owe them lol.. and my wife loves me for it.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 11:46:22 AM EDT
[#5]
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"Eat shit and die!"

"Hey, you having your period?"
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What did you do to her? Are you breaking up with her? Haggan Dazs is only for break ups.. after the break up not before... duuuudddeeeeeee.... she is gonna break up with you!!!!!
This is bad man.. you are hosed.

Dibs on the guns.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 11:54:07 AM EDT
[#6]
"Hey Reverend, One Eared Elephant.....Put him back in the zoo now."
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 12:06:02 PM EDT
[#7]
"No more MTV, no more Twisted Sister.....Read a book!"

"More Jimmy Dean chopped pork sausage?"
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 12:11:11 PM EDT
[#8]
lactose intolerant ?
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 12:11:28 PM EDT
[#9]
Tampon Grenade Angry Wife Vine Army Fall Back
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 12:12:32 PM EDT
[#10]
My weakness. Soooooo Good!
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 12:27:58 PM EDT
[#11]
"This is Looney Tunes!"
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 12:31:47 PM EDT
[#12]
"I couldn't go home. Somebody filled my car with horse manure."

"Who would do that?"

"I don't know......I don't think it was a horse."
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 1:04:52 PM EDT
[#13]
You guys suck at this.

Guess I gotta wait for the cool kids to get out of school.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 1:10:09 PM EDT
[#14]
I believe the good sir is referring to the 1986 Classic Hit "Gung Ho" starring Mr Micheal Keaton.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 1:16:20 PM EDT
[#15]
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I believe the good sir is referring to the 1986 Classic Hit "Gung Ho" starring Mr Micheal Keaton.
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We have a winner. Thanks for playing.

But the answer isn't supposed to be revealed until page 2.

Page 1 needs more quotes!
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 7:08:17 PM EDT
[#16]
Who else remembers this classic!
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 7:36:00 PM EDT
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Who else remembers this classic!
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Never heard of it.
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