She probably just took her weight. Either that or dreamed that you called her fat.
Posted: 4/19/2017 11:43:58 AM EDT
"Is a frogs ass watertight?"
Posted: 4/19/2017 11:45:24 AM EDT
Hagen Daz chocolate is the answer to all my wife's problems on her hard days. I owe them lol.. and my wife loves me for it.
Posted: 4/19/2017 11:46:22 AM EDT
Quoted: "Eat shit and die!"
"Hey, you having your period?"
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What did you do to her? Are you breaking up with her? Haggan Dazs is only for break ups.. after the break up not before... duuuudddeeeeeee.... she is gonna break up with you!!!!!
This is bad man.. you are hosed.
Dibs on the guns.
Posted: 4/19/2017 11:54:07 AM EDT
"Hey Reverend, One Eared Elephant.....Put him back in the zoo now."
Posted: 4/19/2017 12:06:02 PM EDT
"No more MTV, no more Twisted Sister.....Read a book!"