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Posted: 12/21/2009 4:42:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/21/2009 4:42:20 PM EDT by Kstanton]
Killer trips on pants, falls to death.



NEW YORK (Dec. 18) –– A career criminal massacred three members of a family in their apartment but fell to his death when he tripped over his own baggy pants.

The massacre occurred Thursday afternoon near a string of upscale shops on Manhattan's Upper West Side. Police said the attack apparently stemmed from botched drug ripoff.

"There is a significant amount of heroin found in the apartment," Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly told the Daily News.
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David Karp, AP
Workers from the medical examiner's office carry the body of a murder suspect who fell to his death from an apartment building fire escape.

Police said Hector Quinones, 44, shot and killed Carlos Rodriguez Sr., 52, and his 24-year-old son, Carlos Rodriguez Jr., then stabbed to death the younger Rodriguez's grandfather, Fernando Gonzalez, 87, according to reports in the Daily News and the New York Post.

The elder Rodriguez's wife, Gisela Rodriguez, 49, and her daughter, Leyanis, 28, walked in on the carnage. Quinones heard keys in the lock and opened the door for the women, police said.

He shot the mother, who was grazed on the head by a bullet but managed to run from the apartment. The killer was just about the grab the daughter when his low-slung pants fell down and he tripped, the Post said. That gave the young woman the chance to run into a back room, where she found the bodies of her brother and father.

Quinones yanked up his pants and scrambled after Leyanis Rodriguez, who climbed onto a fire escape, screaming for help to construction workers on the roof of a nearby building, the Post said. The attacker followed her onto the fire escape, but once again his drooping pants fell and he tripped, plunging three stories to his death.

Estella Carrino, who manages a street-level bicycle store in the building, said she heard the body hit the ground.

"He had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead," she told the Daily News.
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 4:43:24 PM EDT
Awesome
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 4:44:36 PM EDT
Sue his estate for the litter he became when he went splat on the sidewalk.
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 4:45:47 PM EDT
Is it just me or is that story a little Puerto Ricanny?
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 4:47:14 PM EDT
Well damn, finally those stupid pants do some good.
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 4:48:44 PM EDT
funny story.
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 4:50:02 PM EDT
Good Shoot Trip!
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 4:53:43 PM EDT
FUBU did what the American Justice System could not.
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:02:23 PM EDT

night tripper
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:06:18 PM EDT
Hope he had a nice trip. I doubt we'll see any more of him this fall.
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:10:26 PM EDT
I can't adequately express my gratification about the outcome of this story.  It just makes me all warm and fuzzy.  Too bad he couldn't have taken the plunge before the murders, but it sounds like no one in that apartment was living a low risk lifestyle.
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:11:39 PM EDT
I'd have to actually see the dive in order to score it.
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:13:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Loki41872:
Awesome


Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:14:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Pangea:
Sue his estate for the litter he became when he went splat on the sidewalk.



You see?

You can find lot's of good, practical ideas in GD.
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:19:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TexasDoubleTap:
FUBU did what the American Justice System could not.


Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:20:35 PM EDT
Too bad about the murder, Maybe... (not sure about the murdered here)
But the ending rulz.
Have a nice trip, fuck face.
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:21:07 PM EDT
Karma is a pair of baggy pants?



Who knew.



Monk
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:21:45 PM EDT
It's NY,victim's family will sue clothing manufacture.
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:26:25 PM EDT
If only drugs were legal such tragedies like this wouldn't happen

Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:30:32 PM EDT
 
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:33:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By C-4:
Originally Posted By TexasDoubleTap:
FUBU did what the American Justice System could not.




+1
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:34:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/21/2009 5:35:27 PM EDT by buck19delta]
they will love him when he gets to hell......... tripped on your pants????? BUWAHWAHWAHWAHWAH...
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:36:18 PM EDT
I find nothing in the story to be upset about....

Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:37:39 PM EDT
I wish more criminal scum would trip on their dumbass baggy pants and fall to their deaths.
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:39:58 PM EDT
great ending
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:41:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By tenmikemike:
 


Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:44:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/21/2009 5:44:26 PM EDT by R_S]
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:44:07 PM EDT
Police said Hector Quinones, 44, shot and killed Carlos Rodriguez Sr., 52, and his 24-year-old son, Carlos Rodriguez Jr.,


How is this even possible in Bloomberg's gun free paradise?
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:47:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TwoDogKnight:
night tripper


One way ticket, yeah...
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:47:24 PM EDT



In New York, Pants wear you!
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:48:59 PM EDT
A moment of silence for the fallen . . . . .











Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:49:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/21/2009 5:50:46 PM EDT by tc2k11]
Originally Posted By GregMc:
Originally Posted By TwoDogKnight:
night tripper


One way ticket, yeah...

It took him so long to find out.

(Link for those who wish to join in the fun.)
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:53:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By CWS1911:
It's NY,victim's family will sue clothing manufacture.


In this case, I don't mind if FUBU gets sued out of business. It'll be a little revenge for Bloomberg's war on the legal firearms industry.
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 5:57:44 PM EDT
Darwin, the most successful serial killer in human history.




Is it wrong for me to be feeling a little schadenfreude when I read that news story?


Probably not.


Vulcan94
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 6:00:14 PM EDT


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Link Posted: 12/21/2009 6:02:45 PM EDT
Another turd flushed from this world. Win!
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 6:04:49 PM EDT
The prison style of no belt did him in.
The police recovered 100K in Heron packed for street sales in the apt about 10,000 decks or 1,000 bundles
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 6:08:36 PM EDT
Live by the sag, die by the sag.


Link Posted: 12/21/2009 6:17:11 PM EDT
Cause of death: failure to use a belt.
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 6:28:50 PM EDT
Now New York will have to redesign all the fire escapes to prevent this.


GM
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 6:31:20 PM EDT
Karma really caught him with his pants down.
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 6:38:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/21/2009 6:41:26 PM EDT by GUNSFORHIRE]
career criminal
baggy pants
Manhattan
heroin
drug ripoff


These key words make me not give one fuck about this story!...


I am having a hard time weeping for the victims...Hell it was a drug rip so they were doing shit that put them into
a bad situation and crime caught up with them..

Unfortunately it could have never been an issue if you could get opium at the pharmacy....Legally!
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 6:44:43 PM EDT
Sounds like a serious Fashion Malfunction

Link Posted: 12/21/2009 7:38:11 PM EDT
A holiday tale with an ending that warms the heart. Merry Christmas asshole.
Link Posted: 12/21/2009 8:04:31 PM EDT



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