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Posted: 4/24/2014 11:28:19 AM EDT
"Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

GO
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 11:34:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2014 11:38:09 AM EDT by Mike_314]
You fucked up, you trusted us!

7 years of college down the drain.

:58 Will you tell those assholes to shut up?
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 11:34:21 AM EDT
She'll take this seriously.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 11:35:06 AM EDT
Hey! Guess what I am.................
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 11:37:42 AM EDT
TOGA! TOGA!

Link Posted: 4/24/2014 11:41:46 AM EDT
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 11:43:25 AM EDT
We have a saying in Delta House. Don't get mad, get even.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 11:44:27 AM EDT
There were blanks in that gun
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 11:44:36 AM EDT
"I gave my love a cherry..."

WHAMWHAMWHAM...WHAM

"Sorry."
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 11:44:45 AM EDT
"ALL IS WELL!"
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Link Posted: 4/24/2014 11:46:23 AM EDT
"How's it feel to be an asshole, Niedermeyer?"
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 11:46:56 AM EDT
Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 11:47:12 AM EDT
Niedermeyer ...... Dead!
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 11:51:08 AM EDT
"He can't do that to our pledges! Only WE can do that to our pledges!"
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[Last Edit: 4/24/2014 11:54:48 AM EDT by WayneD]
I lied to you, too.

Oh, yeah? What about?

I'm only 13.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 11:53:00 AM EDT
Dad, this is Tommy, the boy who molested me!

CUT THE CAKE!!!!!
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 11:53:32 AM EDT
"I'm a ZIT, GET IT?"
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 12:04:57 PM EDT
Nice thread, made me smile!!!
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 12:07:56 PM EDT
"What the Hell 're we supposed to do, you Moe-Ron??"
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 12:08:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By cwmax2000:
Nice thread, made me smile!!!
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Yeah, I forgot how much fun that movie is... I also forgot D-Day was the sheriff in "My Cousin Vinny" and a whole bunch of other stuff I remember him from...
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 12:08:49 PM EDT
I have often said that fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, and thank God I'm not fat or stupid!
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 12:13:21 PM EDT
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 12:13:22 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By CA_TX-Cop:


Yeah, I forgot how much fun that movie is... I also forgot D-Day was the sheriff in "My Cousin Vinny" and a whole bunch of other stuff I remember him from...
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Originally Posted By CA_TX-Cop:
Originally Posted By cwmax2000:
Nice thread, made me smile!!!


Yeah, I forgot how much fun that movie is... I also forgot D-Day was the sheriff in "My Cousin Vinny" and a whole bunch of other stuff I remember him from...


MacGuyver, I think.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 12:20:31 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Hamel:
There were blanks in that gun
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Oh MY GOD!

Link Posted: 4/24/2014 12:25:59 PM EDT
Is that a Pledge Pin on your Uniform?!?!?!

Bill
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 12:26:05 PM EDT
Be Calm! All is well!
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 12:26:48 PM EDT
"Can we dance wif' yo' dates?"
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 12:35:15 PM EDT
"...as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!"
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 12:37:35 PM EDT
we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 12:39:12 PM EDT
Daniel Simpson Day ( whereabouts unknown)
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 12:40:51 PM EDT
RAMMING SPEED

Link Posted: 4/24/2014 12:42:11 PM EDT
Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 12:46:04 PM EDT
Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.

Is he bigger than me?
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 8:38:17 PM EDT
Mine's bigger.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 8:59:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 9:01:43 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Hamel:
There were blanks in that gun
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HOLY SHIT!
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 9:09:48 PM EDT
Grab a Brew, don't cost nothin' ..............
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 9:10:07 PM EDT
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[Last Edit: 4/24/2014 9:14:19 PM EDT by shaggy]
"THEY TOOK THE BAR! -THE WHOLE FUCKING BAR!!!"
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 9:13:34 PM EDT
You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 9:14:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2014 9:14:38 PM EDT by DK-Prof]
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 6:47:55 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Gulftanker:
You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.
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Pretty sure in the original it was "hand."
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