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Posted: 4/24/2014 11:28:19 AM EDT
"Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
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Posted: 4/24/2014 11:34:03 AM EDT
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You fucked up, you trusted us!
7 years of college down the drain. :58 Will you tell those assholes to shut up?  |
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Posted: 4/24/2014 11:34:21 AM EDT
[#2]
She'll take this seriously.
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Posted: 4/24/2014 11:35:06 AM EDT
[#3]
Hey! Guess what I am.................
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Posted: 4/24/2014 11:37:42 AM EDT
[#4]
TOGA! TOGA!
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Posted: 4/24/2014 11:41:46 AM EDT
[#5]
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med. 
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Posted: 4/24/2014 11:43:25 AM EDT
[#6]
We have a saying in Delta House. Don't get mad, get even.
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Posted: 4/24/2014 11:44:27 AM EDT
[#7]
There were blanks in that gun
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Posted: 4/24/2014 11:44:36 AM EDT
[#8]
"I gave my love a cherry..."
WHAMWHAMWHAM...WHAM "Sorry." |
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Posted: 4/24/2014 11:44:45 AM EDT
[#9]
"ALL IS WELL!"
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Posted: 4/24/2014 11:46:05 AM EDT
[#10]
"Sorry."
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Posted: 4/24/2014 11:46:23 AM EDT
[#11]
"How's it feel to be an asshole, Niedermeyer?"
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Posted: 4/24/2014 11:46:56 AM EDT
[#12]
Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?
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Posted: 4/24/2014 11:47:12 AM EDT
[#13]
Niedermeyer ...... Dead!
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Posted: 4/24/2014 11:51:08 AM EDT
[#14]
"He can't do that to our pledges! Only WE can do that to our pledges!"
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Posted: 4/24/2014 11:52:31 AM EDT
[#15]
I lied to you, too.
Oh, yeah? What about? I'm only 13. |
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Posted: 4/24/2014 11:53:00 AM EDT
[#16]
Dad, this is Tommy, the boy who molested me!
CUT THE CAKE!!!!! |
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Posted: 4/24/2014 11:53:32 AM EDT
[#17]
"I'm a ZIT, GET IT?"
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Posted: 4/24/2014 12:04:57 PM EDT
[#18]
Nice thread, made me smile!!!
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Posted: 4/24/2014 12:07:56 PM EDT
[#19]
"What the Hell 're we supposed to do, you Moe-Ron??"
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Posted: 4/24/2014 12:08:16 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Nice thread, made me smile!!! Yeah, I forgot how much fun that movie is... I also forgot D-Day was the sheriff in "My Cousin Vinny" and a whole bunch of other stuff I remember him from... |
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Posted: 4/24/2014 12:08:49 PM EDT
[#21]
I have often said that fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, and thank God I'm not fat or stupid!
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Posted: 4/24/2014 12:13:21 PM EDT
[#22]
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it. |
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Posted: 4/24/2014 12:13:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Yeah, I forgot how much fun that movie is... I also forgot D-Day was the sheriff in "My Cousin Vinny" and a whole bunch of other stuff I remember him from... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Nice thread, made me smile!!! Yeah, I forgot how much fun that movie is... I also forgot D-Day was the sheriff in "My Cousin Vinny" and a whole bunch of other stuff I remember him from... MacGuyver, I think. |
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Posted: 4/24/2014 12:20:31 PM EDT
[#24]
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There were blanks in that gun Oh MY GOD! |
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Posted: 4/24/2014 12:25:59 PM EDT
[#25]
Is that a Pledge Pin on your Uniform?!?!?!
Bill |
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Posted: 4/24/2014 12:26:05 PM EDT
[#26]
Be Calm! All is well!
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Posted: 4/24/2014 12:26:48 PM EDT
[#27]
"Can we dance wif' yo' dates?"
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Posted: 4/24/2014 12:35:15 PM EDT
[#28]
"...as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!"
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Posted: 4/24/2014 12:37:35 PM EDT
[#29]
we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude
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Posted: 4/24/2014 12:39:12 PM EDT
[#30]
Daniel Simpson Day ( whereabouts unknown)
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Posted: 4/24/2014 12:40:51 PM EDT
[#31]
RAMMING SPEED
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Posted: 4/24/2014 12:42:11 PM EDT
[#32]
Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates
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Posted: 4/24/2014 12:46:04 PM EDT
[#33]
Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
Is he bigger than me? |
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Posted: 4/24/2014 8:38:17 PM EDT
[#34]
Mine's bigger.
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Posted: 4/24/2014 8:59:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/24/2014 9:01:43 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: There were blanks in that gun |
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Posted: 4/24/2014 9:09:48 PM EDT
[#37]
Grab a Brew, don't cost nothin' ..............
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Posted: 4/24/2014 9:10:07 PM EDT
[#38]
In the wise words of Meatloaf, "Two out of three ain't bad".
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Posted: 4/24/2014 9:12:16 PM EDT
[#39]
"THEY TOOK THE BAR! -THE WHOLE FUCKING BAR!!!"
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Posted: 4/24/2014 9:13:34 PM EDT
[#40]
You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.
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Posted: 4/24/2014 9:14:24 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
"THEY TOOK THE BAR?!?!?" THE WHOLE FUCKING BAR!!! |
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Posted: 4/25/2014 6:47:55 AM EDT
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You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine. Pretty sure in the original it was "hand." |
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