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Posted: 9/5/2010 10:59:48 AM EST
Cover me. I'm going in.

Sincerely, Penis"

ROFL

http://www.dearblankpleaseblank.com/hilarious.php
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 12:10:24 PM EST
I like that site, some clever little writings in there.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 12:36:45 PM EST
A bumper sticker: Use condoms, it helps prevent minivans.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 12:37:34 PM EST
hahahahah, that site is hillarious.

Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 12:45:27 PM EST
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 12:57:02 PM EST
Dear Kids on my Street (And their ignorant parents),

Please get out of the street. Don't stare at me and expect me to drive around your basketball game to get home. The road is for cars. Next time, you'll be under mine.

Sincerely, I Will Mow Down the Little Fuckers.


Link Posted: 9/5/2010 1:10:31 PM EST

Dear Waldo,

If you and I got together, we'd have some seriously invisible babies.

Sincerely, Carmen Sandiego.



Link Posted: 9/5/2010 5:46:21 PM EST

Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:

Dear Waldo,

If you and I got together, we'd have some seriously invisible babies.

Sincerely, Carmen Sandiego.




HAHAA
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 10:10:05 PM EST
I foresee myself doing a lot less studying this week, and my first exam of the semester is on Wednesday.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 10:50:33 PM EST
You spend 9 months of your life trying to get out of it. Then the rest of your life trying to get back in.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 10:57:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/5/2010 11:16:22 PM EST by NSFJojo]
Dear Saturn,


I liked it, so I put a ring on it.


Sincerely, God.
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Dear rapist in Lincoln Park,


You don't hafta' come and confess. We lookin' fuh you. WE GON' FIND YOU. So you can run and tell THAT, homeboy.


Sincerely, Antoine Dodson.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 10:58:22 PM EST
Dear Nickelback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, The World.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 11:46:21 PM EST
Dear Math,
Please grow up and solve your own damn problems. I don't have time for yours AND mine.
Sincerely, Screw the Value of X


I laughed.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 1:34:31 AM EST
Dear Obama,
Harder than it looked, huh?
Sincerely, George W.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 1:39:32 AM EST
Dear girls,
If you can read this, make me a sammich.
Sincerely, a boy.




WINNER
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 1:45:59 AM EST

Dear person reading this,
You're here because you're actively procrastinating or avoiding real work, aren't you? It's OK...me too.
Sincerely, I'll work tomorrow.


Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:48:59 AM EST
Dear Santa,
Apparently you kissed mommy under the mistletoe. When you slide down my chimney next year there will be a broom handle waiting to sodomize you.
Sincerely, Overprotective son.


Link Posted: 9/6/2010 2:55:06 AM EST
Dear black thing on the floor, I thought you were a chocolate chip... Sincerely, Shouldn't have eaten that

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:11:14 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:51:09 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2010 3:53:01 AM EST by CouncilOfDave]
Great find OP.


Dear 2012,

I don't think they are buying it.

Sincerely, Y2K.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:51:10 AM EST
Dear Mr. Matthews,
Please stop coming to my fence and asking for advice. We all have our problems like me wanting to water my plants in peace.
Sincerely, Mr. Feeny.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 5:48:28 AM EST
Dear America,

Please relax. It slides in easier of you do,

Sincerely, President Obama
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