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Posted: 9/5/2010 1:10:24 PM EDT
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I like that site, some clever little writings in there.
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Posted: 9/5/2010 1:36:45 PM EDT
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A bumper sticker: Use condoms, it helps prevent minivans.
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Posted: 9/5/2010 1:37:34 PM EDT
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hahahahah, that site is hillarious.
Dear Rose, There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us. Sincerely, Jack. |
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Posted: 9/5/2010 1:45:27 PM EDT
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Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google.
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Posted: 9/5/2010 1:57:02 PM EDT
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Dear Kids on my Street (And their ignorant parents),
Please get out of the street. Don't stare at me and expect me to drive around your basketball game to get home. The road is for cars. Next time, you'll be under mine. Sincerely, I Will Mow Down the Little Fuckers. 
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Posted: 9/5/2010 2:10:31 PM EDT
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Dear Waldo, If you and I got together, we'd have some seriously invisible babies. Sincerely, Carmen Sandiego. 
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Posted: 9/5/2010 6:46:21 PM EDT
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Quoted: Dear Waldo, If you and I got together, we'd have some seriously invisible babies. Sincerely, Carmen Sandiego. HAHAA |
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Posted: 9/5/2010 11:10:05 PM EDT
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I foresee myself doing a lot less studying this week, and my first exam of the semester is on Wednesday.
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Posted: 9/5/2010 11:50:33 PM EDT
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You spend 9 months of your life trying to get out of it. Then the rest of your life trying to get back in.
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Posted: 9/5/2010 11:57:35 PM EDT
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Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it. Sincerely, God. –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Dear rapist in Lincoln Park, You don't hafta' come and confess. We lookin' fuh you. WE GON' FIND YOU. So you can run and tell THAT, homeboy. Sincerely, Antoine Dodson. |
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Posted: 9/5/2010 11:58:22 PM EDT
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Dear Nickelback, That's enough. Sincerely, The World. |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 12:46:21 AM EDT
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Dear Math, Please grow up and solve your own damn problems. I don't have time for yours AND mine. Sincerely, Screw the Value of X I laughed. |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:34:31 AM EDT
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Dear Obama,
Harder than it looked, huh? Sincerely, George W. |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:39:32 AM EDT
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Dear girls,
If you can read this, make me a sammich. Sincerely, a boy. 
WINNER |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:45:59 AM EDT
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Dear person reading this, You're here because you're actively procrastinating or avoiding real work, aren't you? It's OK...me too. Sincerely, I'll work tomorrow. |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 3:48:59 AM EDT
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Dear Santa, Apparently you kissed mommy under the mistletoe. When you slide down my chimney next year there will be a broom handle waiting to sodomize you. Sincerely, Overprotective son.  |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 3:55:06 AM EDT
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Dear black thing on the floor, I thought you were a chocolate chip... Sincerely, Shouldn't have eaten that |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 4:11:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2010 4:51:09 AM EDT
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Great find OP.
Dear 2012, I don't think they are buying it. Sincerely, Y2K. |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 4:51:10 AM EDT
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Dear Mr. Matthews, Please stop coming to my fence and asking for advice. We all have our problems like me wanting to water my plants in peace. Sincerely, Mr. Feeny. |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 6:48:28 AM EDT
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Dear America,
Please relax. It slides in easier of you do, Sincerely, President Obama |
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