So after a 26 hour drive from Indiana to Colorado through that Nebraska blizzard/ice storm from hell, I woke up from my nap and went out to get the wife and I some Big City Burrito.  My truck still has an inch of ice on the side from the ice storm last night, and the antenna is about as big around as my fist.

After barely getting out of my driveway in 4WD (we got another 8 inches or so after I shoveled from last week's blizzard in CO and I was in no modd to shovel this AM when we arrived) and managing down the single lane with 6 foot snow walls for side streets, I see some asshole waving me down.

I stop and he asks me where Purdue street is.  I kind of know the general area, but I that's about it, so I told him I didn't know.  He then asks where College Ave is (really drunk, damn) and I point him in the right direction.

I leave, and sucker that I am, figure this poor dumb bastard is going to freeze to death in some snow drift, he looked pretty bad when I saw him.  So I turn around, drive an extra two blocks looking for this dude (who had wandered down some random side street), and pick his drunk ass up.  I was going to take him to the grocery store so he could warm up and I could look for a cop but we find Purdue street on the way and I drop him off at his house.  At least he wasn't driving, though he was hardly dressed to be walking around in this weather.

I then make the trek to BCB only to find that they just closed.  WTF?  Seems they are closing early due to the shitty roads and possibility of snow.  Fuckers.

On to Chipotle I go, only to find they are closed too.  Taco Bell it is.  I get home with the food, and find that everything has some strange refrigerator odor type taste.  All of it tastes like total fucking shit.  Son of a bitch.  I had imagined Big City Burrito, and it has come to this?  Fuck.

I sit here now, enjoying a can of Campbell's Chicken and Dumplings soup.  My wife made a Bologna sandwich...

which is why all drunk drivers should be left to fucking die where ever they end up.

The "I crapped myself in the Wal-Mart bathroom" and the "Why are my feet sweating so much?" threads are starting to make a lot more sense Mister Burrito man.

Quoted: The "I crapped myself in the Wal-Mart bathroom" and the "Why are my feet sweating so much?" threads are starting to make a lot more sense Mister Burrito man.

Have you ever had a Big City Burrito, motherfucker?  It stinks like rotting trash in that little shithole (yes, really) but damn those burritos are good, even if they disagree with my irritable bowel.

Damn, that's what you get for being a nice guy...shitty food from Toxic Hell, next time let him freeze and get some good food before closing time

Quoted: Quoted: The "I crapped myself in the Wal-Mart bathroom" and the "Why are my feet sweating so much?" threads are starting to make a lot more sense Mister Burrito man. Have you ever had a Big City Burrito, motherfucker?  It stinks like rotting trash in that little shithole (yes, really) but damn those burritos are good, even if they disagree with my irritable bowel.

I think you might've gotten the wrong kind if it smells like that.

Last time I had one was two years ago. Good times. If I'm around there I'd rather go to Thai Pepper and then Alley Cat.

Oh, come one, guys! Cut the guy a break; I sympathize. I'd be pissed off too if that ever happened to me.

Shit! BCB sounds like my favorite Mexican joint, Tijuana Flats. Good food, huge hot sauce bar with tons of hot sauces to choose from; I love that place. I figure if I ever get stuck in Colorado, I might hit that place.

Quoted: Quoted: The "I crapped myself in the Wal-Mart bathroom" and the "Why are my feet sweating so much?" threads are starting to make a lot more sense Mister Burrito man. Have you ever had a Big City Burrito, motherfucker?  It stinks like rotting trash in that little shithole (yes, really) but damn those burritos are good, even if they disagree with my irritable bowel.

Nah, we used to have something called "Atomic Burrito" but I cut back on my Mexican intake oh right around my 40th B-Day. I like to keep my bowels nice and calm

Pete, you did good.  

It is just me, or are there others in the Great Silent Majority out there that (1) don't find drunks particularly interesting or funny and (2) have no time to waste on their sorry asses? I sincerely would like to see people that are publicly drunk thrown in jail. Whatever people do inside their own houses is their own business. Once you take it out to the street, it is another matter.

I remember going for a nice walk one evening in my old neighborhood only to run into a drunk fucker who summarily wanted to explain to me his entire worthless life story.  I shoved off on about the 4th word and kept on walking.

As Dean Wormer said in Animal House, "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." He was Fucking 'A right.

While definitely irritating, not getting the food you wanted is a minor inconvenience. Just remember, you did something good and what goes around comes around. Little shit like this means nothing in the grand scheme of things.


Don't know why but this thread reminded me of how much I want one of those Little Caesar's $5 large pizzas. Was going to get one today, but got lazy. Now I'll have to wait until Tuesday.

You should have taken him into your house...

...and then, while he slumbers innocently, lay your cock upon his cheek and take pics.

burritos are awesome


at my work there is a primary restroom in the store for employees & customers. i make it my duty to destroy the second restroom

i work in our install bay, its connected to the manager's office and we share the same restroom (in our bay)




anyways . . . . nobody goes in after i take my lunch

Quoted: Taco Bell it is.  I get home with the food, and find that everything has some strange refrigerator odor type taste.  All of it tastes like total fucking shit.  Son of a bitch.  I had imagined Big City Burrito, and it has come to this?  Fuck. I sit here now, enjoying a can of Campbell's Chicken and Dumplings soup.  My wife made a Bologna sandwich...

taco bell did you a favor.  fast food in any shape or form is absolutely disgusting.

i'll take chicken soup and bologna over taco bell anyday

A good burrito is definitely going out in the snow for.  (I think, what is this snow  you guys are talking about?)

Taco Bell and good burrito are not to be used in the same sentence.

Actually a good burrito will keep you and yours warm all night.

You did a good deed, man!   And probably did your family a favor too, by not having to subject them to the after effects of your munchies attack..lol

What is this "Big City Burrito" you speak of?

Quoted: which is why all drunk drivers should be left to fucking die where ever they end up.

Reading is Fundamental


Nothing in the OP mentions anything about drunk drivers.

Thanks to your Wal-Mart story, I always think of "some nasty, lowlife, scum-ridden MF'er [who] sprayed diarrhea all over one of the bowls" [from the prose of Quentin Tarentino, Reservoir Dogs].

Some Wal-Mart bathroom attendant has a drunk to thank from keeping that burrito from you...

Awwww you made a new friend.

A_G is right on on this one you did a good thing and it will come back to you. Hey maybe he worked at the burrito place and next time you go there he will remember it and give you free burrito for life. Hows about that shit huh?

Quoted: Don't know why but this thread reminded me of how much I want one of those Little Caesar's $5 large pizzas. Was going to get one today, but got lazy. Now I'll have to wait until Tuesday.

I had one of those today.  I like to get whatever topping I feel like plus stuffed crust and a thing of sauce.  The total including tax comes to a little over $8.

Quoted: You did a good deed, man!   And probably did your family a favor too, by not having to subject them to the after effects of your munchies attack..lol What is this "Big City Burrito" you speak of?

A place in Ft Collins that only sells burritos.  Their largest one is about the size of a football.