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Posted: 8/15/2007 5:10:23 PM EDT



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Aug 15, 2007 7:34 am US/Pacific

OK! Magazine Says Britney's New Lover Is A Woman

(CBS) LOS ANGELES Shannon Funk, a one-time assistant to Britney Spears, Tuesday night was served with a subpoena from Kevin Federline’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, TMZ.com reports.

Funk joins a long list of people being used against Spears in a vicious custody battle.

Since February, Spears, 25, and Federline, 29, have shared joint custody of 23-month-old Sean Preston and 11-month-old Jayden James.

Kaplan said Federline is seeking additional custody because the two boys are "isolated from risks" when they are with his client. He declined to elaborate.

A hearing on the custody modification request is set for Sept. 17.

But Spears -- and Funk -- will undoubtedly be making headlines before that date.

OK! Magazine recently gave Brit a chance to set the record straight -- at Funk’s request -- about all of the controversy surrounding her and instead published the details of a bizarre sit-down with the pop star that was nothing short of a train wreck.

On Friday, a photo of a topless Spears getting a more-than-friendly kiss from Funk will grace the cover of OK! Magazine along with a headline alleging that Funk is Brit's new lover.

While Spears relationship status remains unknown, one thing is certain: Funk will play a key role in the Spears-Federline custody fight.
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 5:12:14 PM EDT
S W E E T



I just want to watch.
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 5:12:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2007 5:15:14 PM EDT by cr85rider09]







ETA: fixed.
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 5:12:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 5:14:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cr85rider09:
This thread is worthless without pics.



Didn't you see the last pics, man that shit is tore up. It looks like an old catchers mitt.
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 5:15:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 5:16:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fatboy79:

Originally Posted By cr85rider09:
This thread is worthless without pics.



Didn't you see the last pics, man that shit is tore up. It looks like an old catchers mitt.



There were pics
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 5:17:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JonasWright:


+1
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 5:21:09 PM EDT
Just a scary thought of the future.

The Oval office 2:37 A.M. Feburary 15th,empty fuzzy navel wine cooler bottles litter the floor,and on the desk three naked bodies moving in every wrong way.Lustful moans and groans pollute the air that reaks of rotten tuna. Spears, Funk, and Hillary.
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 5:22:46 PM EDT
You know you have a serious problem when Federline is a better choice of parent then you are.
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 5:25:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2007 5:26:04 PM EDT by MMcCall]

Originally Posted By Lazarae:
Just a scary thought of the future.

The Oval office 2:37 A.M. Feburary 15th,empty fuzzy navel wine cooler bottles litter the floor,and on the desk three naked bodies moving in every wrong way.Lustful moans and groans pollute the air that reaks of rotten tuna. Spears, Funk, and Hillary.


Link Posted: 8/15/2007 5:28:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dance:
You know you have a serious problem when Federline is a better choice of parent then you are.


Quoted for truth.
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 5:29:46 PM EDT
If this was 10 years ago, my pants would be hitting me in the eye, but now, ehhh. I'd watch if given the chance. but it's nothing to get overly excited about.
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 5:30:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 5:31:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dance:
You know you have a serious problem when Federline is a better choice of parent then you are.



good sigline material there!
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 5:32:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dance:
You know you have a serious problem when Federline is a better choice of parent then you are.


+1
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 7:15:41 PM EDT
When is she doing Playboy?

I swore like 9 years ago she would grace the pages of some adult magazine in short order.
She's walking the line, but hasn't gotten there yet... I think I made a bet with some people it would happen before she was 30. How old is she?
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 7:26:21 PM EDT
I googled some pics of this Shannon chic and she ain't half bad looking.

Spears looks like a hag.

Link Posted: 8/15/2007 7:31:16 PM EDT




Link Posted: 8/15/2007 7:31:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2007 7:32:02 PM EDT by myitinaw]
Well.. If I had a new lover, she'd be a woman too....

Link Posted: 8/15/2007 7:34:31 PM EDT
K Fed scared her gay!
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 7:37:30 PM EDT
no way
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 7:37:40 PM EDT
Who's Funk?
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 7:39:22 PM EDT
My shocked face. -->
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 7:40:29 PM EDT
nicccee. Hopefully a vid surfaces.
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 7:48:29 PM EDT
Damn the luck. Myself and the wifee have been looking for another woman for YEARS.
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 7:52:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sic_ness:
When is she doing Playboy?

I swore like 9 years ago she would grace the pages of some adult magazine in short order.
She's walking the line, but hasn't gotten there yet... I think I made a bet with some people it would happen before she was 30. How old is she?


Supposedly Hef offered he a cool mil several years ago and she turned it down....and, now, supposedly, she's hot to do it for the cash. However, I doubt they can airbrush nearly as much as they'll need to...
Link Posted: 8/15/2007 7:52:39 PM EDT
Publicity stunt, and it's working.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 2:13:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wolfpack:

Originally Posted By shop_rat45:
If this was 10 years ago, my pants would be hitting me in the eye, but now, ehhh. I'd watch if given the chance. but it's nothing to get overly excited about.


I'm gonna agree with this right here.


ehh, she would have been 15.................
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 2:30:27 AM EDT
Eh, she smokes. She was already like a 3 before and with teh smoking, she's like a -19.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 3:53:10 AM EDT
And to think this is what her parents wanted for her. Fame and fortune. It's sad, really.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 4:05:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By shop_rat45:
If this was 10 years ago, my pants would be hitting me in the eye, but now, ehhh. I'd watch if given the chance. but it's nothing to get overly excited about.


Make that 30 years ago!

Mike
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 4:14:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2007 4:15:43 AM EDT by John_Wayne777]
Well, let's see:

Marry a moron baby daddy - Check
Do reality TV - Check
Flash your cooter all over town - Check
Go to rehab - Check
Freak out and shave your head - Check

Go lesbo - Check

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

To paraphrase Dave Chappel as Rick James:

"They shoulda never gave you crackers money!!!"

Link Posted: 8/16/2007 4:16:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:
Well, let's see:

Marry a moron baby daddy - Check
Do reality TV - Check
Flash your cooter all over town - Check
Go to rehab - Check
Freak out and shave your head - Check

Go lesbo - Check

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

To paraphrase Dave Chappel as Rick James:

"They shoulda never gave you crackers money!!!"

Link Posted: 8/16/2007 5:52:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JonasWright:
www.afunnystuff.com/forumpics/careometer.jpg



Amen brother.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 5:58:06 AM EDT
How Funky!
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 5:59:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:

www.sawf.org/Newsphotos/entertainment/BritneyAndAssistant.jpg



Which one is Britney? They look the same?

Oh wait... what I meant to say is... who cares.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 7:09:24 AM EDT
Hey, look on the bright side. At least she can't get pregnant again.
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