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Posted: 8/30/2004 9:15:55 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:18:17 AM EST
Good one.

I can get some mileage out of it.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:32:41 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:34:36 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/30/2004 9:35:06 AM EST by badeffect10]
Great song too.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:35:06 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:48:52 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:48:28 PM EST


Good one!

Lynard Skynard rocks! I drank many a beer listening to their music.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:56:56 PM EST
LOL, sweet, the Beer Patch, where do ya' get em'?
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:57:09 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 3:58:07 PM EST
Lynard Skynard is anti-gun.

SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL
Lynyrd Skynyrd

Two feets they come a creepin
like a black cat do
and two bodies are layin' naked.
Creeper think he got nothin' to lose.
So he creeps into this house, yeah
and unlocks the door
and as a man's reaching for his trousers
shoots him full of thirty-eight holes.
It's the Saturday night special
got a barrel that's blue and cold
ain't good for nothin
but put a man six feet in a hole

Big Jim's been drinkin' whiskey
and playin' poker on a losin' night
and pretty soon ol' Jim starts a thinkin
somebody been cheatin' and lyin'.
So big Jim commence to fightin',
I wouldn't tell you no lie.
Big Jim done pulled his pistol,
shot his friend right between the eyes.
It's the Saturday night special
got a barrel that's blue and cold
ain't good for nothin
but put a man six feet in a hole
Hand guns are made for killin',
they ain't no good for nothin' else.

And if you like to drink your whiskey
you might even shoot yourself.
So why don't we dump 'em people
to the bottom of the sea
before some ol' fool come around here,
wanna shoot either you or me.
It's the Saturday night special
you got a barrel that's blue and cold
you ain't good for nothin
but put a man six feet in a hole
It's the saturday night special
and I'd like to tell you what you could do with it
and that's the end of the song
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 4:07:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
(Lyrics in title from Lynard Skynard)

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

(snip)



Oh, yeah- there's nothin' like glorifying drunk driving.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 4:08:15 PM EST
Lynyrd Skynyrd

Spell it right, yankees!
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