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Posted: 9/8/2005 3:39:52 PM EDT
"...we were flushing the toilets with draft beer."

Some good 'ol boy on Fox, explaining how he is still staying in his house after riding out the storm.

He said he had beer, MREs, water and everything else he needed, but he still used beer to flush the toilet?

Shit, I thought the looting was bad. That's just alcohol abuse. Couldn't you get some floodwater?
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 3:47:33 PM EDT
That's all American beer is good for anyway...
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 3:49:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PigGuy:
Couldn't you get some floodwater?



I seriously doubt he even thought of that.

Link Posted: 9/8/2005 3:52:08 PM EDT
Do you want to get splashback with flood water? Not me.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 3:53:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sp1shooter:
Do you want to get splashback with flood water? Not me.



Because it is SO much worse than what you left in the toilet?

Well... yea, I guess you didn't shit quite so many diseases.
Me, on the other hand, flush a superfund site every time.

Link Posted: 9/8/2005 3:56:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sp1shooter:
Do you want to get splashback with flood water? Not me.



You lazy bastage! Stand up before you flush! You gotta stand up sometime anyway.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 3:59:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HABU:

Originally Posted By sp1shooter:
Do you want to get splashback with flood water? Not me.



You lazy bastage! Stand up before you flush! You gotta stand up sometime anyway.



Not from flushing, from your turd hitting the water.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 4:19:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sp1shooter:

Originally Posted By HABU:

Originally Posted By sp1shooter:
Do you want to get splashback with flood water? Not me.



You lazy bastage! Stand up before you flush! You gotta stand up sometime anyway.



Not from flushing, from your turd hitting the water.





I'm so full of crap my turds are still connected when they hit water, thus no splash.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 4:43:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HABU:

Originally Posted By sp1shooter:

Originally Posted By HABU:

Originally Posted By sp1shooter:
Do you want to get splashback with flood water? Not me.



You lazy bastage! Stand up before you flush! You gotta stand up sometime anyway.



Not from flushing, from your turd hitting the water.





I'm so full of crap my turds are still connected when they hit water, thus no splash.




Depends on if it goes in like an olympic diver or a fatass doing a cannonball
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