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Posted: 9/29/2004 9:32:23 AM EST
Children's TV presenter Dominic Wood is in hot water with the regulator after wearing a T-Shirt with "Morning Wood" on the front.

Ofcom has ruled that the slogan could cause offence because of its sexual connotations.

The TV watchdog accepted that the T-shirt could have been a harmless joke, but said it could also have had a "sexual meaning".

Wood stars in the Beeb's hit show "Dick And Dom In Da Bungalow".

The show has attracted criticism for belittling children who appear as guests.

The BBC said it planned to introduce closer checks on what the pair wear after Ofcom's rap on the knuckles.

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Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:51:19 AM EST
i disagree, all of rodneys shit is funny

Link Posted: 9/29/2004 3:48:30 PM EST
I call it "morning thickness".

AB
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 3:49:55 PM EST
After seeing the kind of thing that they allow on British TV during primetime, I am surprised that this disturbed them.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 4:05:54 PM EST
Morning wood is a fact of life. Worst part about it is when you have to go and pee it down.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 4:08:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By cnorton:
Morning wood is a fact of life. Worst part about it is when you have to go and pee it down.



... that's what shower stalls are for
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 4:10:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By cnorton:
Morning wood is a fact of life. Worst part about it is when you have to go and pee it down.


Ahh, the amazing contortions I put myself through just to aim into the toilet in the morning.

I'm never bigger than I am during morning wood.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 5:59:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:

Originally Posted By cnorton:
Morning wood is a fact of life. Worst part about it is when you have to go and pee it down.


Ahh, the amazing contortions I put myself through just to aim into the toilet in the morning.

I'm never bigger than I am during morning wood.



I just hate the damn cold water in the toilet in the morning...


Bigfeet
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:02:38 PM EST

I just hate the damn cold water in the toilet in the morning..


Quit drinking out of the toilet and try tap water
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:08:21 PM EST
I say we all get together and proclaim Morning Wood to be the Mans PMS.
Wake up one woring and tell the whife to FO I have PMS and be a Jerk the rest of the day.
We cant help it its just the way our body works.
They will have litle option but to medicate us acordingly.
If you dont get your medicine then you get to be a DICK (pun intended) all day!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:09:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By cnorton:
I'm never bigger than I am during morning wood.



Amen, bro. It's a BAAAAAAAAAD mofo.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:10:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By GhostShooter:

I just hate the damn cold water in the toilet in the morning..


Quit drinking out of the toilet and try tap water



Hey Ghost, no smart ass comments until you got more than 100 posts, mmmkay??


Bigfeet
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:10:48 PM EST
Palo Duro posting about this....
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:57:53 PM EST

I'm never bigger than I am during morning wood

Yeah, and what's that all about? Man, where was it when I really needed it? For all the changes we go through, I don't care if you're a teenager, or middle-aged: that never changes!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:12:19 PM EST
I thought it was hilarious that the guy's name is Wood and has a morning show.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:22:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:

Originally Posted By cnorton:
Morning wood is a fact of life. Worst part about it is when you have to go and pee it down.



... that's what shower stalls are for



It's all just pipes!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:24:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By cnorton:
Morning wood is a fact of life. Worst part about it is when you have to go and pee it down.



No...the worst is when you sit down to take the morning dump and morning wood strikes and you now have locked your member under the seat rim...
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:30:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By albob:
I call it "morning thickness".

AB




Probably not very appropriate considering your size, now is it?

Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:30:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:44:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bigfeet:

Originally Posted By GhostShooter:

I just hate the damn cold water in the toilet in the morning..


Quit drinking out of the toilet and try tap water



Hey Ghost, no smart ass comments until you got more than 100 posts, mmmkay??


Bigfeet







Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:46:07 PM EST
I have never had a woody when I woke up. I may be just screwed up in the head... Yeah that is it. I am just screwed up.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:46:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By olyarms:
I have never had a woody when I woke up. I may be just screwed up in the head... Yeah that is it. I am just screwed up.




you did just state that you were a whore.
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