"Morning Wood" Isn't So Good

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - "Morning Wood" Isn't So Good

Posted: 9/29/2004 10:32:23 AM EDT

Children's TV presenter Dominic Wood is in hot water with the regulator after wearing a T-Shirt with "Morning Wood" on the front.

Ofcom has ruled that the slogan could cause offence because of its sexual connotations.

The TV watchdog accepted that the T-shirt could have been a harmless joke, but said it could also have had a "sexual meaning".

Wood stars in the Beeb's hit show "Dick And Dom In Da Bungalow".

The show has attracted criticism for belittling children who appear as guests.

The BBC said it planned to introduce closer checks on what the pair wear after Ofcom's rap on the knuckles.

link

Posted: 9/29/2004 10:51:19 AM EDT

[#1]

i disagree, all of rodneys shit is funny

Posted: 9/29/2004 4:48:30 PM EDT

[#2]

I call it "morning thickness".

Posted: 9/29/2004 4:49:55 PM EDT

[#3]

After seeing the kind of thing that they allow on British TV during primetime, I am surprised that this disturbed them.

Posted: 9/29/2004 5:05:54 PM EDT

[#4]

Morning wood is a fact of life. Worst part about it is when you have to go and pee it down.

Posted: 9/29/2004 5:08:11 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Morning wood is a fact of life. Worst part about it is when you have to go and pee it down.

... that's what shower stalls are for

Posted: 9/29/2004 5:10:54 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Morning wood is a fact of life. Worst part about it is when you have to go and pee it down.

Ahh, the amazing contortions I put myself through just to aim into the toilet in the morning.

I'm never bigger than I am during morning wood.

Posted: 9/29/2004 6:59:58 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Morning wood is a fact of life. Worst part about it is when you have to go and pee it down.

Ahh, the amazing contortions I put myself through just to aim into the toilet in the morning.

I'm never bigger than I am during morning wood.

I just hate the damn cold water in the toilet in the morning...

Bigfeet

Posted: 9/29/2004 7:02:38 PM EDT

[#8]

I just hate the damn cold water in the toilet in the morning..

Quit drinking out of the toilet and try tap water

Posted: 9/29/2004 7:08:21 PM EDT

[#9]

I say we all get together and proclaim Morning Wood to be the Mans PMS.
Wake up one woring and tell the whife to FO I have PMS and be a Jerk the rest of the day.

We cant help it its just the way our body works.

They will have litle option but to medicate us acordingly.
If you dont get your medicine then you get to be a DICK (pun intended) all day!

Posted: 9/29/2004 7:09:54 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
I'm never bigger than I am during morning wood.

Amen, bro. It's a BAAAAAAAAAD mofo.

Posted: 9/29/2004 7:10:24 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
I just hate the damn cold water in the toilet in the morning..

Quit drinking out of the toilet and try tap water

Hey Ghost, no smart ass comments until you got more than 100 posts, mmmkay??

Bigfeet

Posted: 9/29/2004 7:10:48 PM EDT

[#12]

Palo Duro posting about this....

Posted: 9/29/2004 7:57:53 PM EDT

[#13]

I'm never bigger than I am during morning wood

Yeah, and what's that all about? Man, where was it when I really needed it? For all the changes we go through, I don't care if you're a teenager, or middle-aged: that never changes!

Posted: 9/29/2004 8:12:19 PM EDT

[#14]

I thought it was hilarious that the guy's name is Wood and has a morning show.

Posted: 9/29/2004 8:22:30 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Morning wood is a fact of life. Worst part about it is when you have to go and pee it down.

... that's what shower stalls are for

It's all just pipes!

Posted: 9/29/2004 8:24:23 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Morning wood is a fact of life. Worst part about it is when you have to go and pee it down.

No...the worst is when you sit down to take the morning dump and morning wood strikes and you now have locked your member under the seat rim...

Posted: 9/29/2004 8:30:28 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
I call it "morning thickness".

AB

Probably not very appropriate considering your size, now is it?

Posted: 9/29/2004 8:30:45 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Morning wood is a fact of life. Worst part about it is when you have to go and pee it down.

... that's what shower stalls are for

Shiite!

That's what pretty young things are for!

Jeepers, am I the only one around here with a libido any more?

Maybe not any more, but certainly not any less!

Eric The(Punned)Hun

Posted: 9/29/2004 8:44:27 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I just hate the damn cold water in the toilet in the morning..

Quit drinking out of the toilet and try tap water

Hey Ghost, no smart ass comments until you got more than 100 posts, mmmkay??

Bigfeet

Posted: 9/29/2004 8:46:07 PM EDT

[#20]

I have never had a woody when I woke up. I may be just screwed up in the head... Yeah that is it. I am just screwed up.

Posted: 9/29/2004 8:46:45 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
I have never had a woody when I woke up. I may be just screwed up in the head... Yeah that is it. I am just screwed up.

you did just state that you were a whore.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - "Morning Wood" Isn't So Good

General » General Discussion

Win a FREE Membership!

Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!

You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.

Warning

Confirm Action

About AR15.COM

Stay Connected

Newsletter

Contact Us