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Posted: 9/5/2004 3:48:21 PM EST
Lots of heavy news and topics lately so I thought I'd relate something a friend of mine told me yesterday. He's from a small farm town in Northern California and when he went to college in a larger town in Central Cal, his apartment was near several businesses. To his chagrin and dismay, being a good Christian, one of them appeared to be a strip club that catered to blacks, and he wasn't sure how the town's Better Business Bureau allowed it to maintain a presence if only due to the name: The Black Anus. Naturally, he avoided getting anywhere close to it and was sure his parents would be horrified and insist that he move when they came to visit him.

He worried for several weeks, until its neon sign sign was repaired to reveal the establishment's correct name: The Black Angus. (It's a steak place.)
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:50:22 PM EST
Was also the name of a very famous Puerto Rican brothel (now closed).
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:53:42 PM EST
And I thought that this would be an "Animal House" story ("Do you mind if we dance wif yo' dates?").
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:55:32 PM EST
Good story Thanks.
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 4:09:45 PM EST
hahaha sounds like a mistake i've made before


-Roth <--makes signs for a living :D
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 4:11:20 PM EST
Growing up in my hometown there was a Shell gas station near the interstate with a huge sign missing the "S". It was like that for years. Welcome to HELL.
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 4:15:31 PM EST
In my neighborhood these guys would set up shop were there wasn't a nudie bar
ordinance and beat the town to the punch.

GM
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 4:15:41 PM EST
I predict that sign will be vandalized many times
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 5:06:58 PM EST
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 5:16:21 PM EST
Sounds like an episode of Three's Company.
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 6:53:23 PM EST
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt (and the shots)!


Originally Posted By hielo:
Was also the name of a very famous Puerto Rican brothel (now closed).

Link Posted: 9/5/2004 7:05:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lion_Dog:
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.




Hehehehe... an oldie but a goodie.

After the Russian thread, i needed a giggle.

- BG
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 7:40:04 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2004 12:11:42 PM EST by PaDanby]
Statutory Rape??? Hell, If I knew it was a statue I wouldna done it.

better if spelled right, doh
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 8:11:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lion_Dog:
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.



Loved that movie, what were those things, worms, roaches?
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 8:14:58 PM EST
I remember going to college and watching this guy in a cowboy hat going up and down the escalator several times. Being the good guy that I am, I went over to him and asked if he needed some help. He says "Nope. I've never been on an escalator before." True story...
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 9:39:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By eaglebite:
Sounds like an episode of Three's Company.



My buddy actually does look a bit like the character Jack Tripper and played it up at times; in fact, he used to get stopped for autographs quite a bit when he visited L.A.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 12:13:58 PM EST
Saw a banner sign in San Gabriel the other day. Was 222 W. Las Tunads, was supposed to be Las Tunas.

Yeah I work on Las Two-nads Blvd.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 12:30:22 PM EST
Damn, and I was looking forward to my first "Pooper/Pics" reply
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 12:34:26 PM EST
Yeah yeah yeah, and welcome to the :

HOTEL CORAL ESSEX

Gotta love "Revenge of the Nerds!"
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