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4/1/2020 6:58:51 AM
Posted: 1/13/2005 7:13:12 AM EDT
THIS GUY....!!!

DUMBASS
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 7:20:36 AM EDT
Unfortunately, the dumbass is probably from Ohio.

Are you coherent when you're getting shocked?
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 7:21:26 AM EDT
boy talk about a control freak dam.....
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 7:21:49 AM EDT
Aww come on, the guy was just upset after they shot his dog.

"Pussy ass tests"
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 7:23:42 AM EDT
"Don't move or you're gonna get it again!"  Not the brightest guy around...
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 7:24:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/13/2005 7:24:59 AM EDT by VTHOKIESHOOTER]


That was funny as shit.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 7:24:41 AM EDT






That's what he gets.  Whether you feel you're right or wrong, the traffic stop is not the time or place to put up your fight.  
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 7:24:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/13/2005 7:28:30 AM EDT by ElCamino]

Originally Posted By graywolf:
boy talk about a control freak dam.....



(obvious) Drunk driving stop, citizen refuses field sobriety test then resists arrest in a violent matter = taser ride.

If it wasn't for the taser, he'd probably just get an old fashioned beat-down. You don't engage in drunken fisticuffs with the police if you don't want some hurtin'.

ETA - am I the only one that had a nagging feeling of "this asshole's gonna reach for the officers gun"?
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 7:26:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ElCamino:

Originally Posted By graywolf:
boy talk about a control freak dam.....



(obvious) Drunk driving stop, citizen refuses field sobriety test then resists arrest in a violent matter = taser ride.

If it wasn't for the taser, he'd probably just get an old fashioned beat-down. You don't engage in drunken fisticuffs with the police if you don't want some hurtin'.



Hell, I would have given the drunk sob a few cracks with the night stick.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 7:27:23 AM EDT
dupe, but still funny...

"I can't, you fu&$in' hammered me"    
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 7:29:00 AM EDT
A candidate for the darwin awards for sure...
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 7:31:47 AM EDT
Dumbass of the Year - 2002!


Wow.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 7:34:50 AM EDT
I heard that thing going "ticktickticktickticktick..."  at least five times.

After the first one I'd take the hint.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 7:41:52 AM EDT
and the "Dumbass of the year" award goes to......  

Michael Moore

No doubt this guy rates high on the dumbass list.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 7:54:21 AM EDT
What a moron.

He just turned a 3 month suspended drivers license into a jail term.

Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:01:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By jbombelli:






That's what he gets.  Whether you feel you're right or wrong, the traffic stop is not the time or place to put up your fight.  



+ 1
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:14:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Q3131A:
and the "Dumbass of the year" award goes to......  

Michael Moore

No doubt this guy rates high on the dumbass list.



I just had an idea for an ARFCOM fundraiser- we could sell tickets for folks to taze him!
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:18:39 AM EDT
Dupe, but a good one.  He's at least a Dumbass of the Year Nominee.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:30:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By VTHOKIESHOOTER:


That was funny as shit.

Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:32:27 AM EDT
tagd
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:35:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ElCamino:

Originally Posted By graywolf:
boy talk about a control freak dam.....



(obvious) Drunk driving stop, citizen refuses field sobriety test then resists arrest in a violent matter = taser ride.

If it wasn't for the taser, he'd probably just get an old fashioned beat-down. You don't engage in drunken fisticuffs with the police if you don't want some hurtin'.

ETA - am I the only one that had a nagging feeling of "this asshole's gonna reach for the officers gun"?



nope, thats what i thought as soon as he got real close to the officer
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:35:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Chokey:
Unfortunately, the dumbass is probably from Ohio.

Are you coherent when you're getting shocked?



Don't make a generalization.  Our villuj idiot occasionally has a run in with trouble.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:41:01 AM EDT
Obviously a govt. educated victim of "the man".
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:42:04 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:42:59 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:43:49 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:45:41 AM EDT
That is a good reason to carry those things. That guy was dumb as shit.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:46:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:47:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ElCamino:

ETA - am I the only one that had a nagging feeling of "this asshole's gonna reach for the officers gun"?




I kept thinking he was going to go for it, too.  I'm a little surprised he didn't after they started 'dancing'...
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:48:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Brohawk:

Originally Posted By Q3131A:
and the "Dumbass of the year" award goes to......  

Michael Moore

No doubt this guy rates high on the dumbass list.



I just had an idea for an ARFCOM fundraiser- we could sell tickets for folks to taze him Cyanide!



Fixed it for ya
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 8:57:57 AM EDT
OMG yes!  1st place

As Rodney King put it "can't we all just get along?"

And as I reply...

NO![B/]




Link Posted: 1/13/2005 9:07:20 AM EDT
Shocking!!!
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 9:11:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 9:38:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/13/2005 9:38:50 AM EDT by Brisk322]
I can't believe I forgot this:  


"Put your hands behind your back!"
[cussing]


"Sir, I'm gonna do it again...."


"Turn around and put your hands behind your back or you're gonna get it again!"
[cussing]


"On the ground now or you're gonna get it again!"

(His head makes the sound-that-shall-not-be-named when it hits the truck)

"On your stomach now!"
"No!"
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 11:37:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 11:41:09 AM EDT


That was funny.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 11:47:08 AM EDT
Kind of reminds me of-

Buffalo Bill-It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 11:52:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Flak_Jacket:




Damn funny
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 11:55:08 AM EDT
LMAO!!! That's some funny dodo there!

Coupla questions for the hive:

1. How long does the sending unit last before the batteries die down? In other words, how long could a guy get tazered before the weapon is useless?

2. If you don't normally die from getting tazed, anyone else here besides me have this strange urge to test one out?
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 12:06:19 PM EDT


I put the head phones on and cranked it up.    "you f'ing hammered me"
While on his stomach cop saying "get on your stomach or you'll get it again" ...."NO"
while getting cuffed "Look dont be an asshole about it"

that is brilliant
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 12:13:35 PM EDT
That was F'ING GREAT!!!
Serves his drunk ass right.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 12:19:27 PM EDT
How much ya wanna bet the drunk later asked "Why did you arrest me? Why aren't you out catching real criminals?"

I wish we had Tasers when I worked the road.  Our best party favor was OC, which still had some interesting reactions, but you still had to fight the a**hole.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 12:46:11 PM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 3:45:58 PM EDT
I have only three words and some punctuation marks to share in regards to that video....
<­BR>

DANCE MY PUPPET!!




Thank you.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 3:54:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/13/2005 3:55:20 PM EDT by wulf50guy]

Dam that was funny.

And yeah I did think the moron was going to go for the gun , but man did he get lit up!
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 4:03:53 PM EDT
Aw, c'mon, guys... this is just another example of a JBT on a rampage against a perfectly innocent civilian...


"Lay on the ground"

"NO"

Link Posted: 1/13/2005 5:57:27 PM EDT
It is not a Dupe, but it is another re-run.

And that guy is still in idjut.
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 6:12:45 PM EDT
That was the best laugh I've had all day. What a fucktard.
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