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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 12/24/2005 12:44:42 PM EST
our house is 2 years old thus all of the fixtures that came with said house are basically new. Wifey decides that the perfectly good toilet is too low and she needs one a bit taller. I agree cause I was at a loss as to what to get her for xmas and this seemed like an excellent white trash ("My name is Earl") gift. Last friday I purchase Bowl and tank cause I'm not sure about the interchangeability. I tell her I'm gonna install it after work on tue.

wife: can I help you?

me: sure can

wife: -dissappears-

I finish installing the bowl and decide the tanks are all the same (both are 6 LPF and use the same flush mech) and I decide to save a few bucks and use the original tank.

wife: arn't you gonna use that new tank?

me: naw, their both the same I figure I'll take the new one back

wife: (flushing the new comode) look here it dont look like its flushing all the way!

me: its fine I checked it

wife: no look again it won't flush the turds all the way out!

me: its fine I compared it to the other ones

this went on for 30 minutes until I ended up screaming at her in front of her mother Finallly I decided I was basically screwed as there was no convincing her otherwise so I install the new tank

wife: hmmmm, it works the same I guess you were right after all

me: didn't I tell you, we've been through this same argument before concerning things mechanical

wife: well I just thought ...womens intuition and all

5 mins later

wife: look its leaking

me: no its still filling

wife: no its not working right, the other one would fill-up a lot faster and the water would stop moving...see

me: there's nothing wrong

wife: arn't you gonna fix it?

me: didn't we just go through this exact same arguement?

Link Posted: 12/24/2005 12:55:22 PM EST
I'm guessing he is tells us all about it because he hasn't gotten any pie since.
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