ahh the joys of having roomates!

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Posted: 9/29/2004 3:25:06 PM EDT

So I come home late and walk in to the bathroom and one of my roomates (new younger guy) is pouring some hard liquor on his dick. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE" i ask. Dont pour that shit on my floor.

He is really wasted and whispers to me, "I just fucked a hippey chick and I think she is kinda dirty"

I just cracked up and told him that "the damage is already done and to clean up your mess"

it was just too damn funny the way he was saying it.

The rent money is nice but this guy is a real idiot. We were all telling him this morning that something didn't look right about her maybe she is sick

Posted: 9/29/2004 3:27:40 PM EDT

[#1]

ah, reminds me of the times I lived in the barracks back at Ft. Stewart. we got a guy who had just raw dogged a barracks ho to pour rubbing alcohol(at our plt medics evil request) down his pee hole. oh the screams could be heard for miles!

Posted: 9/29/2004 3:31:16 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/29/2004 3:31:51 PM EDT

[#3]

Barracks are the best, at least for funny stories.

Nothing like being woke up at 3am by drunks yelling up and down the halls, pounding on everyones doors just to be an ass.
Then there's beer bottles skidding down the halls to break on the opposite wall..
locking people out of their rooms, taking their clothes and towels when theyre in the shower and locking that stuff inside their room, while someone waits on standby with a camera..
there's a gazillion things like that going on every weekend...

Fun stuff

Posted: 9/29/2004 3:32:26 PM EDT

[#4]

At least you didn't catch him drowning his dolphin in your Scope...

Posted: 9/29/2004 3:41:49 PM EDT

[#5]

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At least you didn't catch him drowning his dolphin in your Scope...

Oh geez ok I'm throwning that stuff out.

Posted: 9/29/2004 4:02:01 PM EDT

[#6]

This reminded me of a time when an asshole I had for a roomate was out for the weekend and a friend of mine came over and used his pillow case for butt floss! IT WAS SOOOO FUNNY!!! I still think it's funny as hell!

Posted: 9/29/2004 4:05:42 PM EDT

[#7]

Do your roommate a favor and tell him to go see a doctor. If in fact the girl looked sick, he really needs to go seek medical attention, before the dumbass passes it on to someone else.

Posted: 9/29/2004 4:14:25 PM EDT

[#8]

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Do your roommate a favor and tell him to go see a doctor. If in fact the girl looked sick, he really needs to go seek medical attention, before the dumbass passes it on to someone else.

no she actually didn't look sick we were just playing on his fears.

Posted: 9/29/2004 4:23:02 PM EDT

[#9]

If she was really that bad, I'm surprised there was any booze left after he hit that...

Posted: 9/29/2004 4:45:53 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
If she was really that bad, I'm surprised there was any booze left after he hit that...

Ahh good memories...

Posted: 9/29/2004 6:20:52 PM EDT

[#11]

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ah, reminds me of the times I lived in the barracks back at Ft. Stewart. we got a guy who had just raw dogged a barracks ho to pour rubbing alcohol(at our plt medics evil request) down his pee hole. oh the screams could be heard for miles!

does pouring alcohol on yourself prevent any diseases? I can't think it would help?

Posted: 9/29/2004 6:23:13 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
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ah, reminds me of the times I lived in the barracks back at Ft. Stewart. we got a guy who had just raw dogged a barracks ho to pour rubbing alcohol(at our plt medics evil request) down his pee hole. oh the screams could be heard for miles!

does pouring alcohol on yourself prevent any diseases? I can't think it would help?

only if it's 100 proof

Posted: 9/29/2004 6:59:11 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Quoted:
ah, reminds me of the times I lived in the barracks back at Ft. Stewart. we got a guy who had just raw dogged a barracks ho to pour rubbing alcohol(at our plt medics evil request) down his pee hole. oh the screams could be heard for miles!

does pouring alcohol on yourself prevent any diseases? I can't think it would help?

You have to pour it down the pee hole.... honest! it's the only way!!!