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Posted: 1/3/2003 11:46:38 PM EDT
http://www.auctionarms.com/search/displayitem.cfm?ItemNum=3740104

Wow! All I gotta say is...

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WOW!
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 11:48:28 PM EDT
And it says she is a "PROFESSIONAL MODEL!"
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 11:49:23 PM EDT
I am nonplussed.
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 11:49:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 11:51:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
I am nonplussed.
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Damn it!! Now I have to find my dictionary!!
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 11:51:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 11:52:54 PM EDT
Check out the AK magazine he has on auction as well. Surf yourself. I ain't gonna post the link.
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 11:53:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 11:55:23 PM EDT
Main Entry: 2nonplus
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): non·plussed also non·plused  /-'pl&st/; non·plus·sing also non·plus·ing  /-'pl&-si[ng]/
Date: 1591
: to cause to be at a loss as to what to say, think, or do : PERPLEX
synonym see PUZZLE
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 11:55:58 PM EDT
The picture is worth $25.00? What? He has to be smoking something....PUT THE PIPE DOWN! (that goes for both of them)
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 11:58:35 PM EDT
I can see it now.

Joey: Hey Tommy wanna see if we can find a mag for your AK?

Tommy: Sure Joey.

Joey: WHOA DUDE Check out this pic!!

Tommy: Holy Shit!!! THATS MY MOM!!!!

Im sure that is something someone is proud to show their kids one day.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:05:41 AM EDT
I've seen better heads on a book of matches!
[puke]
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:08:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:08:20 AM EDT
[url=http://www.auctionarms.com/search/displayitem.cfm?ItemNum=3740164]Link to Mag auction[/url]
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:08:57 AM EDT
Professional modeller of what?  Reformed Crackhead Ho's?  Brochures for hotels that rent by the half hour?
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:11:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2003 12:15:05 AM EDT by operatorerror]

Ummm, I'd hit it?

Edited to say I take it back!!! Sheesh!



crack ho, I get it!

Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:16:52 AM EDT
Very poor condition, Farah Fawcett copy. The face is cracked, something in jammed in it. All laws apply, HIV free a must, free shipping 48 States. Credit cards accepted. Hey she is is worth $25.00. Yes she is a Professional Hoe Model. Gun is an extra $25, fish smell is free!
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Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:26:25 AM EDT
[url=http://www.video-builder.com/images/care20.jpg]THIS[/url] is more my speed. I wish I knew her!
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:31:06 AM EDT
Geez, I dunno, Venom. Plastic gun (pointed at you with the finger on the trigger), silicon boobs, bleached hair and teeth. I'm sure the ring is genuine cubic Zirconia, though.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:32:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Geez, I dunno, Venom. Plastic gun (pointed at you with the finger on the trigger), silicon boobs, bleached hair and teeth. I'm sure the ring is genuine cubic Zirconia, though.
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I've got some without the gun....I don't know, I'v just had a thing for her since I first say her pictures. Can't let the wife know that though!
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 1:28:50 AM EDT
She's such a crack ho.  
[img]http://pictures.auctionarms.com/8679142522/lisa%201022.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 1:31:11 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 1:50:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2003 1:51:14 AM EDT by SeaDweller]
Originally Posted By Graffiti:
She's such a crack ho.  
[url]http://pictures.auctionarms.com/8679142522/lisa%201022.jpg[/url]
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Crack ho is right.  I see them like that in the red light district.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 5:02:08 AM EDT
That's one big-ass maxipad she's wearing!

[:X*]
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 9:38:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Graffiti:
She's such a crack ho.  
[url]http://pictures.auctionarms.com/8679142522/lisa%201022.jpg[/url]
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Nice Maxi pad she's wearin. Where do you find people like this?

Signed,

Thoroughly sickened, and now forever limp Kurt_Austin
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 9:45:41 AM EDT
I would [b]NOT[/b] hit it!!  Blech![:X*]

-T.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 10:21:29 AM EDT
YES!!!!!!!!!
[img]http://pictures.auctionarms.com/8679142522/ACFB2D3.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 10:48:25 AM EDT
[AustinPowers]

That's not a woman, that's a MAN, baby!

[/AustinPowers]

J.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 11:11:02 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 11:17:57 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:11:44 PM EDT
Maybe if I was really drunk (as in almost comatose) I'd hit it. Otherwise not even with your and him <--- pushin! [shock]
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:26:42 PM EDT
She looks enthusiastic. That could go a long way. Did you see his auction for the mag?? c'mon, a few beers and Jagermiesters and you guys would be in knife fights over it. Maybe she like getting her cannon packed. So to speak.
Has anyone emailed him as to the cost of auctioning her off for a time? Maybe a GI 30 rounder for a couple hours?
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:27:35 PM EDT
Was this SUPPOSED to increase the possibility of a sale?
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:39:42 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:42:24 PM EDT
[size=6]STUNTCOCK!!!!!!![/SIZE=6]
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:57:53 PM EDT
IBFL

Am I the only one that would hit it?
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 1:03:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DrFrige:
Was this SUPPOSED to increase the possibility of a sale?
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No shit, the funny part is the "Model not included" disclaimer.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 1:03:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NattyLite:
IBFL

Am I the only one that would hit it?
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That depends on what you want to hit it with[stick]
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 1:03:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DrFrige:
And it says she is a "PROFESSIONAL MODEL!"
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Maybe 35 years ago.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 1:11:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Kar98:
Originally Posted By DrFrige:
And it says she is a "PROFESSIONAL MODEL!"
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Maybe 35 years ago.
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perhaps she is from an East German or Soviet  modeling agency.

Im willing to bet she can dissable a T-37
in the dark.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 1:13:55 PM EDT
I forgot who said this:

"Some men put their dicks in places where I wouldn't put the tip of my umbrella."

I'll pass.

Gabe
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 9:21:08 PM EDT
NAAASTY!!!!!!!

Maybe if I was halfway through my second fifth of bourbon, only then would I let her give me oral.

[rolleyes]
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 9:47:36 PM EDT
I must've just gotten hold of one of those mags. I'd swear it smells like "Fish 'n' Shit".
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 10:11:11 PM EDT
[b]Hizzzoe!!![/b]
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 10:18:16 PM EDT
 Check out that AK mag photo again---if you look at the left side of the mag you can...puke...see part of her huge meat curtains.  Excuse me while I go vomit now, but I though you gents with bad vision should have to suffer equally.  [;)]  I may never be able to see again!
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 10:35:24 PM EDT
Well I have to admit the pic from the back looks much better [;)], almost makes you want to..........until you see the other 2 pictures again! [puke]
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 10:38:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By dissipator556:
 Check out that AK mag photo again---if you look at the left side of the mag you can...puke...see part of her huge meat curtains.  Excuse me while I go vomit now, but I though you gents with bad vision should have to suffer equally.  [;)]  I may never be able to see again!
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Dissipator, Hey man I respect a lot of your input around here, but dude!!

What the f(*^% are you doing with your face THAT CLOSE to the computer to even be looking for that. [%|]
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 10:53:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 11:35:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DrFrige:
And it says she is a "PROFESSIONAL MODEL!"
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I know of a few "professional models" who moonlight meth-maggots and amateur crack whores on the side.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 11:40:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
Originally Posted By luger355:
[size=6]STUNTCOCK!!!!!!![/SIZE=6]
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Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!

-Gloftoe
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Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think dipesh(sp?) mode rules.

Oz
Link Posted: 1/5/2003 12:28:18 AM EDT
shes real skinny but i think i would hit it right now if she was over there in my bed.  [:)]  its probably the beer but wtf?  atleast from the one pic... not counting the pic w/the super maxi undies.  if i walked in and saw the first pick i wouldnt hesitate.  tomorrow morning i would probably be in the bathroom saying wtf did i do... [barf]
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