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Posted: 4/28/2002 6:11:46 PM EDT
You know your a troll when...

1.  You heard about www.ar15.com from the D.U.

2.  You get pissed off when fellow members offer logical arguments contradictory to your claim.

3.  You are unable to quote facts to support your claim.

4.  You complain about others violating forum conduct code yet you violate the rules in every post.

5.  You whine....all the f'ing time!!!

6.  Your only available quotes are from Art Bell

7.  You don't even own a AR15...........but you have seen pictures.

8.  You are between the ages of 20-25 years old.

9.  You have over 400 post in the first month you are here.

!0.  You don't belong to the NRA but are a card carrying member of the ACLU.

[;D] [:K] [;D] [:K] [;D] [:K] [;D] [:K] [;D]

Sgtar15

Link Posted: 4/28/2002 6:16:27 PM EDT
[#1]
I've got an M16.  Does that count??? [;)]
Link Posted: 4/28/2002 6:16:29 PM EDT
[#2]
I think this "B-O-G" character posts over on AK-47.net as "LAGC". He seems to be a little more mellow over there, but still likes to piss-off folks.
Link Posted: 4/28/2002 6:18:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/28/2002 6:24:22 PM EDT
[#4]
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BOG is LAGC?  Holy shit.  God LAGC is a NUT. LOL
(LAGC is on AW.N, also)
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Now now...I wasn't pointing at anyone in particular[;)].

DonR, No an M16 does count.  Everyone knows you are a troll in moderators clothing[;)].

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 4/28/2002 6:24:37 PM EDT
[#5]
And then there are guys that have tired of hiding a deep abiding inner belief that the whites should rule the Earth.
Link Posted: 4/28/2002 6:27:09 PM EDT
[#6]
[dracula]
Link Posted: 4/28/2002 6:29:17 PM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 4/28/2002 6:31:19 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
You know your a troll when...

9.  You have over 400 post in the first month you are here.

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up until this point, it was up in the air regarding whom you were thinking of.  but after this one, i just knew.

he is a complete troll!
Link Posted: 4/28/2002 6:37:34 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 4/28/2002 6:40:10 PM EDT
[#10]
Not only that, Brew, but you post a lot!
Link Posted: 4/28/2002 6:44:29 PM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 4/28/2002 6:50:21 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:

I don't however own an AR-15 or varient.  I start to think about getting one every week or so, but then I hear another horror story of them failing at a critical moment and the expensive mags, and they hate Wolf ammo and so on and so on.  I then end up looking at my SAR-1 or 3 that I shoot weekly and havn't cleaned in months and my $9 hi caps that can be beat to death forever and still function flawlessly and my $70/ thousand cheap russian ammo and know it will always go bang at the plate shoot or whatever else I am shooting at and I talk myself out of it.  Two rifles, two to 4 MOA, total investment $600 or so, I can live with it and still not consider myself a troll.  
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It took me two years to get my AR, and now I already have two. BTW, I sold my AK's to buy them. Fun gun to shoot, but I prefer my match barrel and match trigger.
Link Posted: 4/28/2002 8:15:37 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
You know your a troll when...

1.  You heard about www.ar15.com from the D.U.

2.  You get pissed off when fellow members offer logical arguments contradictory to your claim.

3.  You are unable to quote facts to support your claim.

4.  You complain about others violating forum conduct code yet you violate the rules in every post.

5.  You whine....all the f'ing time!!!

6.  Your only available quotes are from Art Bell

7.  You don't even own a AR15.com..........but you have seen pictures.

8.  You are between the ages of 20-25 years old.

9.  You have over 400 post in the first month you are here.

!0.  You don't belong to the NRA but are a card carrying member of the ACLU.

[;D] [:K] [;D] [:K] [;D] [:K] [;D] [:K] [;D]

Sgtar15

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number 7 ar15.com must be a new weapon never heard of that one. You have any pictures[}:D]
Link Posted: 4/28/2002 8:19:32 PM EDT
[#14]
WTF is D.U. ?
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 12:03:37 AM EDT
[#15]
Got any facts to support these claims?

[:D]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 12:39:54 AM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 2:35:04 AM EDT
[#17]
Yeah, does M16 count?
















(sgtar15, are you by any chance planning to follow me from thread to thread, nipping at my heels with unsupported accusations and off-topic ramblings?)
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 4:20:59 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:

8.  You are between the ages of 20-25 years old.

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Hey now....don't take it out on us young guys just because you're an old fart! [:)]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 5:02:06 AM EDT
[#19]
HEY.......let em` whine....we got plenty o` cheese to go around!..........[:K]..[argue]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 5:41:50 AM EDT
[#20]


A Day In the Life of a Troll

07:00   Wakes up
07:01   Realizes that he’s just started another day as a miserable, low-life troll
07:02   Goes back to sleep
08:00   Crawls out from under rock
08:15   Scrapes off major accumulations of filth and gets dressed
08:30   Finally figures out how to tie his shoes
09:00   Eats a big bowl of fun n’ fruity Trolli-O’s
09:15   Stares blankly at computer screen
10:00   Posts first pointless message of the day
11:00   Posts seventeen annoying responses to his own message
11:15   Grins feebly at the torrent of flames unleashed by his trolling
12:00   Finds something behind the sofa for lunch
12:30   Logs onto www.stupidtrollbastards.com for some companionship
12:35   Gets banned from www.stupidtrollbastards.com
13:00   Tries to annoy someone else
14:00   Realizes he’s pissed off a lot of people and hides under rock again
15:55   Can't stand own odor any longer; emerges
16:00   Shuffles out to mailbox to check for new restraining orders
16:30   Re-posts the same old crap he posted at 10:00
17:30   Gnaws on a big hunk of government cheese for dinner
18:00   Stares blankly at rebuttals posted to his trolling
19:00   Uses tactics learned in third grade to counter-flame the troll-busters
20:00   Falls asleep
23:00   Awakens in puddle of his own filth
23:15   Posts some more crap
23:30   Crawls back under rock
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 6:59:28 AM EDT
[#21]
Gotta step in here, for the sake of public edjumacation.

The metaphor "troll" as it refers to internet forums has nothing to do with the mythological bridge-dwelling beastie. Never has.

It refers to fishing, as in the [i]verb[/i] [b]to troll[/b]. In this context, to drag an incindiary comment though a forum and see who bites on it.

Damn it.


Irregardless, loosers will always tow the line, and call people "trolls." I wait with baited breath for this to happen, as it offers a chance to stipulate discussion. Some wine at me for doing this, but I could care less. There is no statue of limitations for stoopidity.
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 7:08:29 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:

(sgtar15, are you by any chance planning to follow me from thread to thread, nipping at my heels with unsupported accusations and off-topic ramblings?)
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Again, I was pointing at anyone in particular.

But if the shoe fits......

Sgtar15

PS Kentstate4, I fixed it...thanks.
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 7:10:21 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
(sgtar15, are you by any chance planning to follow me from thread to thread, nipping at my heels with unsupported accusations and off-topic ramblings?)
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Let's see...

[b]sgtar15[/b] starts a thread about trolls.

[b]BOG[/b] jumps in, says nothing about trolls, and then without provocation, accuses [b]sgtar15[/b] of following [b]BOG[/b] from thread to thread with "off-topic ramblings". [%|]





You know your a troll when...

11) You are [b]Blaze-Of-Glory[/b]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 7:22:29 AM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 7:25:08 AM EDT
[#25]
Hey Mike,  does that go for me too??? [:D]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 7:33:16 AM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 7:35:10 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
And then there are guys that have tired of hiding a deep abiding inner belief that the whites should rule the Earth.
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what do you mean SHOULD? [:)]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 7:35:42 AM EDT
[#28]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 7:36:50 AM EDT
[#29]
My hand's not what I was figuring on!!! [:I]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 7:38:57 AM EDT
[#30]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 7:52:25 AM EDT
[#31]
LOL like this..[:k]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 8:12:18 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
"Irregardless" is NOT a word.
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Owwww... but it [i]sounds[/i] so [b]good[/b]!

But the rest is ok, right?[:P]



Link Posted: 4/29/2002 8:17:54 AM EDT
[#33]
I'm a troll.. Hehe. [(:|)] You will be assimilated..[(:|)]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 11:16:34 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
My hand's not what I was figuring on!!! [:I]
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Now I really want to go to the BRC, just to see that show!!

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 11:21:21 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Yeah, does M16 count?
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B-O-G, if you own an M-16, and prove it, I will run naked through the BRC and let everyone point and laugh hysterically.  [BD]
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That is almost worth everyone chiping in and buying BOG a M16.  On the second thought, Thebeekeeper was probably going to run naked through the BRC anyway.  [:D]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 11:52:32 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Quoted:
"Irregardless" is NOT a word.
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Owwww... but it [i]sounds[/i] so [b]good[/b]!

But the rest is ok, right?[:P]
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Um, no, actually there's no such word as "loosers"- it's "losers", and the phrase is "toe" the line: as in, put your toes on this line.  We're not referring to pulling a water skier...

Since you asked... [:P]


Normally I don't criticize grammar or spelling, only style and substance when I'm in the mood!  Or, if someone demonstrates clear ninja tendencies, and may totally flip out and, like, chop someone's head off, then wail on a guitar.  Then, all must be alerted so they don't piss him off and possible "lose" their head.

[:D]

Link Posted: 4/29/2002 11:56:58 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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"Irregardless" is NOT a word.
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Owwww... but it [i]sounds[/i] so [b]good[/b]!

But the rest is ok, right?[:P]
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Um, no, actually there's no such word as "loosers"- it's "losers", and the phrase is "toe" the line: as in, put your toes on this line.  We're not referring to pulling a water skier...

Since you asked... [:P]

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I see that both sarcasm and absurdity are truly dead. [:(]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 12:31:18 PM EDT
[#38]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 12:38:22 PM EDT
[#39]
Oops! Humor detector sensitivity setting was set way too low!

My bad...

Edited to add that while sarcasm and absurdity may be dead, irony lives on!
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 5:53:49 PM EDT
[#40]
Sounds like the BRC is turning into some kind of hippie love fest.  If I see naked men running and frolicking about at the BRC... I'll... I'll... I'll just cry.

Someone hold me.
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 5:57:00 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Someone hold me.
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I'm sure antiUSSA can [i]squeeze[/i] you in!  
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 6:42:25 PM EDT
[#42]
You don't even own a AR15...........
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What if you USED to own an AR, but finances forced you to sell it? I know selling an AR is border-line criminal, but would that make me a troll? Jeez, I hope not......
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 7:10:43 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
What if you USED to own an AR, but finances forced you to sell it? I know selling an AR is border-line criminal, but would that make me a troll? Jeez, I hope not......
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I sold my AR-15's 2 months ago for the money. But I have a ~81% complete receiver, does that count or does it have to be 100%? [:D]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 7:48:43 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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Irregardless, loosers will always tow the line,
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"Irregardless" is NOT a word.

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According to Merriam Webster it is a word...   and is classified as an Adverb...[:)]


Main Entry: ir·re·gard·less
Pronunciation: "ir-i-'gärd-l&s
Function: adverb
Etymology: probably blend of irrespective and regardless
Date: circa 1912
nonstandard : REGARDLESS
usage Irregardless originated in dialectal American speech in the early 20th century. Its fairly widespread use in speech called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927. The most frequently repeated remark about it is that "there is no such word." There is such a word, however. It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose. Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead.
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 8:03:37 PM EDT
[#45]
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