Hello everyone and welcome to tonight's show. Tonights special guest is Gray Davis. He will be teaching us the joys of money laundering.

On with the show....Tonight's Top 10 is...[b]Top 10 solutions to computer problems[/b]

10  Tannerite

9  Play with you mouse ball until it is aroused

8  Find the tallest building you can and throw it off.

7  7.62x51..this only works with nato computers

6  one word...Slide-ruler

5  7.62x54R...this only works with Linux

4  Walk around the computer counter clockwise chanting old Indian songs

3  Bill Gates Voodoo doll

2  C:\Winnt\bootthis.exe


and the number 1 solutions to computer problems

1  buy an Abacas!!!

Thank you and have a great night!!!

SGtar51\50

[white]And that folks is the way it is..[/white]

I hate Macs ( I gotta use one every day & YES they do crash).

Made by hippies for hippies.

hey Sgt-where can i find Marpat collars for my cats?

Don't know...the only thing I ever put around a cats neck is a noose.

Sgtar15