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Posted: 6/6/2003 11:36:39 AM EDT
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Quoted: [b]3[/b] You spend 4+ hours per day on Ar15.com Uh, oh... [rofl2] |
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Posted: 6/6/2003 12:18:48 PM EDT
[#2]
If I had a wife, she'd be having an affair.
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Posted: 6/6/2003 12:21:57 PM EDT
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11) she is suddenly sporting a shaved ****
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Posted: 6/6/2003 12:35:25 PM EDT
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12. It is a little looser than usual
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Posted: 6/6/2003 12:38:49 PM EDT
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13. You catch her fucking another man in your bed.
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Posted: 6/6/2003 12:44:10 PM EDT
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14. SHe tells you.
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Posted: 6/6/2003 12:46:48 PM EDT
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15. She finally starts swallowing.
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Posted: 6/6/2003 12:50:02 PM EDT
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Blue dress, white stain...
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Posted: 6/6/2003 12:54:26 PM EDT
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15. Those damn salty kisses!
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Posted: 6/6/2003 11:58:17 PM EDT
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16. She appears in pop-ups from BOTD links.
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Posted: 6/7/2003 12:00:18 AM EDT
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17. Visitors asked to sign guest book by front door.
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Posted: 6/7/2003 12:01:17 AM EDT
[#12]
18 Your dog losing interest in you.
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Posted: 6/7/2003 12:02:11 AM EDT
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19 She calls to make sure you have to work late again.
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Posted: 6/7/2003 12:04:18 AM EDT
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20. Upon her return from "business trip", she unpacks lingerie in front of you.
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Posted: 6/7/2003 12:08:19 AM EDT
[#15]
21. You keep replenishing your condom supply without having that much sex.
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Posted: 6/7/2003 12:10:16 AM EDT
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22. She wants you to spring for a set of implants, and a new car.
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Posted: 6/7/2003 12:11:29 AM EDT
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23. Credit card statements stop arriving at house
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Posted: 6/7/2003 12:13:40 AM EDT
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24. She stops asking you to do shit arund the house.
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Posted: 6/7/2003 12:14:54 AM EDT
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25. When you go back for fishing licese, no room in driveway.
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Posted: 6/7/2003 12:20:45 AM EDT
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26. Your phone bill shows a 15 second call to a nearby cellphone exchange placed every weekday immediately after you leave for work.
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Posted: 6/7/2003 12:46:05 AM EDT
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27. You find yourself invited to make an appearance on the Jerry Springer show unexpectedly!
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Posted: 6/7/2003 12:47:17 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted: 27. You find yourself invited to make an appearance on the Jerry Springer show unexpectedly! Hey that's not funny! [;)] |
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Posted: 6/7/2003 12:52:38 AM EDT
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HOLY CRAP you guys crack me up!!!!! [rolf2]
28. Pregnancy test found on the counter says positive. ....buuuuut you havent had sex with her in over a year. |
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Posted: 6/7/2003 1:04:02 AM EDT
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29. your newborn son is black...but you and your wife are not.
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Posted: 6/7/2003 1:06:54 AM EDT
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30. Wife keeps buying mousetraps.
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Posted: 6/7/2003 1:24:53 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: [b]3[/b] You spend 4+ hours per day on Ar15.com Uh, oh... [rofl2] oh crap I am in trouble then and im not married!! |
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Posted: 6/7/2003 2:48:26 AM EDT
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31. Your wife wants to have her "friend" Leroy over for dinner.
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