Welcome everybody to tonight's show. Our special gueast tonight is Ronald McDonald. He will be letting us know if it true what people say about men with big feet.
On with tonight's Top 10 list. Tonight's catagory is: Top 10 McDonald's workers comp claims!!
10 Slipped while putting out the "Wet Floor" sign
9 Lost finger in the Freedom Fryer
8 Cockroach bites
7 Drowning at the soda machine
6 Customer related shooting
5 Cat scratches while preparing the "meat"
4 Forced vomiting for the "Secret Sauce"
3 Sexual Harrassment due to "Jumbo-sized buns"
2 Run over by car due to Braille menu at the drive thru
and the number 1 McDonalds workers comp claim........
1 Burned penis while urinating in the coffee
Thank you and have a great night!!
I like #3.
Funny...the only sexual harassment complaint I had while working there was when my digusting manager put a double checked for accuracy sticker on my keester.
btw...can't you guys keep your bathroom any cleaner????