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Posted: 5/3/2003 6:10:01 PM EDT
Hello everyone and welcome to tonights show.  We have some very special guests tonight.  LordTrader and PTHFNDR will be stopping by to give us tips for the single frustrated male.

Later on in the show TheBeekeeper1 will be stopping by to show us ways to increase the honey flow from our honey pots.....sounds like fun gang.

On to the Top 10 list.
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Tonight's catagory is: [b]Top 10 tips for men and dating![/b]


[b]10[/b]   Empty the magazine [i]before[/i] the date.

[b]9[/b]    If you're lonely you always have the "Butt Stock" of your AR15.

[b]8[/b]    If it's Saturday night and you don't have a date look on the bright side.....you probably made some girl happy by not being with her.

[b]7[/b]    If you learn to cook and have porn you really don't need a woman at all.

[b]6[/b]    If you're in Alabama you can always date your sister!

[b]5[/b]    On a date look at her eyes before her breast....women like that.

[b]4[/b]    Don't ask her for "pie" until she has had at least 2 drinks in her.

[b]3[/b]    It never impresses a girl by asking for "The cheapest can of wine" at a restaraunt.

[b]2[/b]    Hookers are cheaper....and they leave afterwards.

and the number one tip for men and dating...

[b]1[/b]    If she ain't good enough to take home to Momma then she ain't good enough for you.

Thank you and have a great night.

Sgtar15

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Link Posted: 5/3/2003 6:31:05 PM EDT
[#1]
You are killing me!! I look forward to  reading your posts or threads everynight.
Please keep up the good work.
[lolabove] [lolabove] [lol]
Link Posted: 5/3/2003 6:35:05 PM EDT
[#2]
10 Empty the magazine before the date.
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to help prevent embarrassing pre-unloaduation?
Link Posted: 5/3/2003 6:36:11 PM EDT
[#3]
Sgt. is snorting powdered Cheetos again [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 5/3/2003 6:50:42 PM EDT
[#4]
Sarge...ya left out "if ya arent gonna wrap it...just stay home and slap it"  [;D]
Link Posted: 5/3/2003 6:55:41 PM EDT
[#5]
Definitely #7....ahhhemmm...
Link Posted: 5/3/2003 6:59:23 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
10 Empty the magazine before the date.
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to help prevent embarrassing pre-unloaduation?
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Ahem......I believe the correct term is, "negligent discharge"!!!!
Link Posted: 5/3/2003 7:01:39 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:

Tonight's catagory is: [b]Top 10 tips for men and dating![/b]



[b]8[/b]    If it's Saturday night and you don't have a date look on the bright side.....you probably made some girl happy by not being with her.

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This is probably true.
Link Posted: 5/3/2003 8:43:58 PM EDT
[#8]
Dating? What's that?
Link Posted: 5/3/2003 8:55:59 PM EDT
[#9]
with 9 most of us would get stuck.
Link Posted: 5/3/2003 9:06:54 PM EDT
[#10]
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[b]9[/b]    If you're lonely you always have the "Butt Stock" of your AR15.
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[thinking] .......so thats what that is for.

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