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Posted: 9/20/2002 10:00:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2002 10:58:18 AM EDT by sgtar15]
Welcome everyone to tonight's show. Tonight's special guest is reknowned Dr. Ruth Westhymen. She will be stopping by to discuss the joys of monogamous relationships with farm anaimals. On to tonight's Top 10 list!! Tonight's catagory is [b]Top 10 Reason's not to have sex on the first date!![/b] [b]10.[/b] Best to wait until age verification. [b]9.[/b] You already slept with her mother. [b]8.[/b] Best to wait till Doctor verication. [b]7.[/b] You still think Trojan Man is a character in a video game. [b]6.[/b] You can't even spell prophylactic much less apply one. [b]5,[/b] Best to wait till gender verification. [b]4,[/b] She wears depends. [b]3.[/b] You meet her on-line thru the yahoo.chat. [b]2.[/b] Her name is Lola. and the reason not to have sex on the first date........ [b]1.[/b] It's messy!!! Thank you all and have a great night! Sgtar15
Link Posted: 9/20/2002 10:14:41 AM EDT
Did you get this from the Clinton Library?
Link Posted: 9/20/2002 10:59:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Gunner1X: Did you get this from the Clinton Library?
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Personnal experience. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 9/20/2002 11:01:51 AM EDT
So, how old was she? (or he?) :-)
Link Posted: 9/20/2002 11:06:54 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Lord_Grey_Boots: So, how old was she? (or he?) :-)
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She wasn't old....[b][i]that[/i][/b] was the problem!! Sgt(Iwasaquited)ar15
Link Posted: 9/20/2002 1:04:29 PM EDT
how young was she? how young were you? tell. we want pics.
Link Posted: 9/20/2002 1:11:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15: [b]1.[/b] It's messy!!! Thank you all and have a great night! Sgtar15
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I must be confused. I always thought that sex wasn't dirty, unless it was done right.
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