That's it, 10% more than other comparable shows!

Tonight's special guests will be Wave and the other cops from the board and Rodney King, who will fight after the show.

Tonight's top [b]11[/b] are things you'd love to see in the news.

11. Sgtar15 suing Sniper Wolfe for copyright infringement.

10. Eminem attending a KKK rally.

9. Bulletfest V becomes the most attended event in America, with a five mile-long firing line.

8. California floats away from the U.S. and collides with North Korea.

7. Clinton tells the truth.

6. Saddam Hussein contracts AIDS from Osama bin Ladin, both proceed to die from excruciating deaths two weeks later.

5. MarkM and Lotboy are married in Hawaii.

4. A man is saved from certain death by his 'seeing eye cat'.

3. GoatBoy takes a six-month vacation, ARFCOM stays running in perfect condition.

2. Hillary runs for the presidency, and wins, with Ron Paul as her VP. She is assassinated without performing a single presidential duty.

and the number one thing you'd love to see in the news.....

1. Lord Trader marries a beautiful Texan woman!


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Lets add, "The final Crusade is successful and wipes islam off the face of the earth and is replaced by peaceful Buddhists, Christians, Jews or Hindus."

-sigh-

LMAO!

that's a pretty good list.

that shit was funny about markm and lotboy.

the only #1 thing i could think of was.

#1. The AWB died today, and congress passed a bill requiring and AR15 style rifle and case of ammo in every working household. The President is expected to sign the bill as soon as it hits his desk.  

How about:
The Creator returns to Earth, and She is 50 feet tall, Black, and really really pissed off. [:D]

Libraries now check out any avaliable firearm. Bill giving ammo vouchers is pending.

CaptainPooby granted instant citizenship and voting rights for his heroic acts in preventing terrible bus tragedy. A bus full of liberals nearly drove over a cliff stopping balanced on the edge. Pooby gave it a shove.

[lol]

Nice one!

Very nice Sniper...very nice.

I liked 3# quite well.

Sgtar15

[white]PS Expect to hear from my lawyer(s0[/white]