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Posted: 11/5/2002 8:57:20 PM EDT
For those looking to totally finish off this wonderful evening of election results, jump onto http://www.democraticunderground.com/cgi-bin/duforum/duboard.cgi?az=latest_threads

These morons are just falling apart.  it is truly hysterical.  

So, my entry to finish the sentence is "..watching a big turd spin slowly around as it flushes down the toilet"

[beer]     [spank]
Link Posted: 11/5/2002 9:02:04 PM EDT
[#1]
The funny thing is that the baseless fraud accusations are already beginning, along with the massive right wing conspiracy bullshit.

It's pure hilarity.
Link Posted: 11/5/2002 9:04:40 PM EDT
[#2]

".....Watching Osama slap the shit out of Rosie O'Donnell as both are slowly lowered into the pit of hell."
Link Posted: 11/5/2002 9:06:31 PM EDT
[#3]
Reading the DU right now is just like SEX!

Only better, because in the morning, I'll have more left than a wet spot on the bed when I wake up to a Republican Triple Crown!

God bless America!
God bless George Bush!
God bless the GOP!
Link Posted: 11/5/2002 9:17:16 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Reading the DU right now is just like SEX!

Only better, because in the morning, I'll have more left than a wet spot on the bed when I wake up to a Republican Triple Crown!

God bless America!
God bless George Bush!
God bless the GOP!
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YEEEHAH!!!  They're going into seizures on DU!  
Link Posted: 11/5/2002 9:19:38 PM EDT
[#5]
I wonder how many will commit suicide tonight? Here's a good one...!

I'm Done With The Democrats and Politics
They have failed me for the last time. No, I'm not going over to the Greens and I'll never support Republicans. I'm joining the large apathetic class of Americans, and I'm making plans to leave America. The Democrats have failed to mount any significant opposition to the Republicans for the last two years. They have failed to give us anything to hope for and fight for. Half-stepping and nuanced positions make you look weak.
I'm done. I'm over. I've had it. It's all about survival now and nothing more. It's all about fighting for yourself and your loved ones. In January, the government officially becomes our enemy.

Take care of yourselves.
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Link Posted: 11/5/2002 9:22:19 PM EDT
[#6]
Who do you want to win the 2004 Democratic Presidential Primary?  

Total votes: 660
Joe Biden  15 2%
Bill Bradley  19 3%
Hillary Clinton  35 5%
Tom Daschle  54 8%
Gray Davis  4 1%
Howard Dean  9 1%
John Edwards  66 10%
Russ Feingold  10 2%
Dick Gephardt  10 2%
Al Gore  220 33%
John Kerry  131 20%
Joe Leiberman  9 1%
Ralph Nader  37 6%
Paul Wellstone  23 3%
Other  18 3%

Speaking of turds...its so nice to see BITCH #1 at only 5% in a DU poll.  So I finish my latest sentence with "....watching Hillery's potential political future fade away for the moment"
Link Posted: 11/5/2002 9:26:31 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
I wonder how many will commit suicide tonight? Here's a good one...!

I'm Done With The Democrats and Politics
They have failed me for the last time. No, I'm not going over to the Greens and I'll never support Republicans. I'm joining the large apathetic class of Americans, and I'm making plans to leave America. The Democrats have failed to mount any significant opposition to the Republicans for the last two years. They have failed to give us anything to hope for and fight for. Half-stepping and nuanced positions make you look weak.
I'm done. I'm over. I've had it. It's all about survival now and nothing more. It's all about fighting for yourself and your loved ones. In January, the government officially becomes our enemy.

Take care of yourselves.
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Shit need any help packing you wimp?  I think I am going to open a foundation to help deport all of these loser, wimpy, gutless Democraps to the socialist country of their choice.  The true shallow nature of the DemoRATS is really showing.
Link Posted: 11/5/2002 9:27:40 PM EDT
[#8]
look at this gem of self pity and blame tossing....

"10. Georgia borders Florida...
Strange that they seem to have the same voting patterns and possibly same results? Did they buy their machines from the same company?
What smells to me is Gov. Roy Barnes' race. He is supposed to be very popular. He was supposed to win re-election. Last I saw, he was not.

And how very "convenient" (there's that word, again) that VNS is not reporting their exit polls -- only allowing the networks to selectively "utilize" them to call elections. Will they let the people see these polls or will they be like the missing black boxes -- never materialize.

I am so disgusted."

"He was supposed to win re-election...last I saw he was not."  lol exactly who said he was "supposed" to win anything.

LOL...."

edited for a paragraph screw-up
Link Posted: 11/5/2002 9:28:50 PM EDT
[#9]
kbaker and I and many others tried to warn them but they wouldn't listen.

Gun control is a losing issue for Democrats.

[img]www.democraticunderground.com/duforum/Images/nopitya.gif[/img]

And three of those creeps each owe me a bucket of beer.

Here's our beer:

[beer]

Here's their beer:

[img]http://www.democraticunderground.com/duforum/Images/beer2.gif[/img]

Where's my beer?
Link Posted: 11/5/2002 9:29:54 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
The funny thing is that the baseless fraud accusations are already beginning, along with the massive right wing conspiracy bullshit.

It's pure hilarity.
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That is an everyday occurance.
Link Posted: 11/5/2002 9:33:53 PM EDT
[#11]
Happiness is watching your enemies piddle in their diapers.

Popcorn, anyone?

cynic
Link Posted: 11/5/2002 9:35:40 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
kbaker and I and many others tried to warn them but they wouldn't listen.

Gun control is a losing issue for Democrats.

www.democraticunderground.com/duforum/Images/nopitya.gif

And three of those creeps each owe me a bucket of beer.

Here's our beer:

[beer]

Here's their beer:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/duforum/Images/beer2.gif

Where's my beer?
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Youre the SoCalKid!!!  Infiltration kicks ass.

[red]Links are cold.  Using my powers for good, not evil [:D] -DF[/red]
Link Posted: 11/5/2002 10:02:54 PM EDT
[#13]
Now they are eating thier young and blaming Nader.
Link Posted: 11/5/2002 10:08:49 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Quoted:
kbaker and I and many others tried to warn them but they wouldn't listen.

Gun control is a losing issue for Democrats.

www.democraticunderground.com/duforum/Images/nopitya.gif

And three of those creeps each owe me a bucket of beer.

Here's our beer:

[beer]

Here's their beer:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/duforum/Images/beer2.gif

Where's my beer?
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Youre the SoCalKid!!!  Infiltration kicks ass.
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NO HOT LINKS to DU !!!

disable the url link please.
Link Posted: 11/5/2002 10:11:26 PM EDT
[#15]
It is just too pathetic to watch.
Link Posted: 11/5/2002 11:00:20 PM EDT
[#16]
Sonofabitch...DU banned me again. I guess its time to register some more accounts and let 'em feel their defeat.
Link Posted: 11/5/2002 11:13:11 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Reading the DU right now is just like SEX!

Only better, because in the morning, I'll have more left than a wet spot on the bed when I wake up to a Republican Triple Crown!

God bless America!
God bless George Bush!
God bless the GOP!
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YEEEHAH!!!  They're going into seizures on DU!  
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LOL!  I have some anti-seizure medication leftover from when my dog was around.  Can someone post over there and offer it to them?

I also read that the [b]R's[/b] took over tonight because the touchscreen puter's were rigged.[rolleyes]
Link Posted: 11/5/2002 11:41:55 PM EDT
[#18]
Something weird is happening. When I surf their site I keep getting a pop-up box reading "All your Senate Are Belong to Us"

Did someone hack their site ???

It is annoying as I am trying to build up enough posts to post a new topic that'll get me banned again...
Link Posted: 11/5/2002 11:44:06 PM EDT
[#19]
Looks like the hacker is gone.. damned..

Hey, they do have some 'glass half full' types over there though.  This is what i found in the forums....

'tsipple (238 posts)      
Nov-06-02, 03:09 AM (ET)  
Dead People Doing Well in 2002 Election
1. Patsy Mink is easily winning in the 2nd Hawaii Congressional district, with 60% of the vote and 44% of precincts reporting.
2. Paul Wellstone is receiving more write-in votes (5077) than the Green Party candidate actually on the ballot, Ray Tricomo (4792) in the Minnesota Senate race. Those vote totals are with 76.6% of precincts reporting. '

Link Posted: 11/5/2002 11:45:14 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Something weird is happening. When I surf their site I keep getting a pop-up box reading "All your Senate Are Belong to Us"
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LMFAO!  I love it!
Link Posted: 11/5/2002 11:52:11 PM EDT
[#21]
OMG it is so funny over there! They are talking about different countrys to move to!~!!

"New Zealand is almost as cold as Canada.Australia has nice weather,beaches,women and it is one of the few countries in the world that doesnt hate Americans,but i would not reccomend it if you are too politically left..........." Posted at DU
Link Posted: 11/5/2002 11:54:04 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Something weird is happening. When I surf their site I keep getting a pop-up box reading "All your Senate Are Belong to Us"

Did someone hack their site ???

It is annoying as I am trying to build up enough posts to post a new topic that'll get me banned again...
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Check this link for the "[b]all your senate are belong to us!" pop-up.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/duforum/DCForumID61/6760.html

Link Posted: 11/5/2002 11:54:08 PM EDT
[#23]
[center][size=5][red]YeeeeeeHahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!![/red][/size=5]

(Bet ya never thought you'd hear a Washingtonian say that!)

[bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce]

[bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce]

[bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce]

[bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce][/center]
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 12:25:45 AM EDT
[#24]
Another happy soul!

CNN ELECTION ALERT - REPUBLICANS TAKE CONTROL OF SENATE
Did you all see the second Carnahan conceded, CNN plays a happy tune and posts a big banner "REPUBLICANS TAKE CONTROL OF SENATE" before two more words come out of her mouth. It took up more of the screen than her speech did for half the time she was talking.
Pathetic.

FUCK YOU CNN YOU FUCKING PRICKS ASSHOLES I WILL NEVER WATCH YOUR NEWS AGAIN YOU FUCKS.
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These guys really believe the media is controlled by conservatives...!


Link Posted: 11/6/2002 1:45:48 AM EDT
[#25]
Here is a pic for your background, Notice the blandness of "Complete Control", CNN azz clowns

[img]http://hstrial-tt5.homestead.com/files/gop02.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 1:55:40 AM EDT
[#26]
Well, I'm banned there.
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 2:20:31 AM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 2:22:52 AM EDT
[#28]


It's pure hilarity.
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Or pure HILLARY,... but that is pretty much the same thing, right?

DUmbo
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 5:24:07 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:...Youre the SoCalKid!!!  Infiltration kicks ass....
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Actually I am (was) nick_danger, a very reasonable guy who got BLOWN OFF because he's pro-RKBA.

I LOVE the "logic" employed by ThinkTank (age 20):

"Gun lobby groups overwhelmingly support the GOP, and most gun owners who vote, vote republican. The Democratic Party's compromise on gun control cost us a lot of support from the pro-gun control voting bloc. The Democratic Party needs to be drug back to the left if it is going to have a chance of surviving."
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ROTFLMAO!!!
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 5:47:48 AM EDT
[#30]
ThinkTank almost got it right. "The Democratic party needs to be drugged" is what he should have said. Arsenic should work real well if they need a drug of choice.
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 5:57:20 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Actually I am (was) nick_danger, a very reasonable guy who got BLOWN OFF because he's pro-RKBA.
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Wow, you got banned?  I really enjoyed reading your posts.  Excellant work Kal_Kid!

Who is Porcupine Phil?  He seems pretty great too.  Anybody here?
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 6:02:35 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Another happy soul!

CNN ELECTION ALERT - REPUBLICANS TAKE CONTROL OF SENATE
Did you all see the second Carnahan conceded, CNN plays a happy tune and posts a big banner "REPUBLICANS TAKE CONTROL OF SENATE" before two more words come out of her mouth. It took up more of the screen than her speech did for half the time she was talking.
Pathetic.

FUCK YOU CNN YOU FUCKING PRICKS ASSHOLES I WILL NEVER WATCH YOUR NEWS AGAIN YOU FUCKS.
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These guys really believe the media is controlled by conservatives...!


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Who are they going to watch now FOX?  
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 6:03:45 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Actually I am (was) nick_danger, a very reasonable guy who got BLOWN OFF because he's pro-RKBA.
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Wow, you got banned?  I really enjoyed reading your posts.  Excellant work Kal_Kid!...
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Thanks Torf!  I had a lot of fun there.  Actually enjoyed some of my conversations with CO Liberal and a few others.

My final "crime" was posting a high-res version of this Oleg Volk poster in a thread about the NAACP's silly lawsuit against the gun manufacturers:

[img]http://www.a-human-right.com/RKBA/_agreement.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 6:05:17 AM EDT
[#34]
Reading DU right now is just like looking at a blank screen because the site is down.

Where did they go?  

It is a glorious day for America.

Link Posted: 11/6/2002 6:08:08 AM EDT
[#35]
Holy shit...they've IMPLODED!  Quick, somebody call the EMTs...(Not!).

I just tried to get on there and the forums site is GONE!

I was surfing over there about 0100 my time and they were beginning to really lose it.  As described here, it was a mix of utter panic, fed by fury and agony.  It was SO SWEEEEET to watch them rage as the bad (for them) news rolled in..and in...and in.  It was palpable...I could FEEL their terrible emotions as they melted down.  I was ecstatic with joy as I realized how pissed they are.  [:D]

What a great election!

They'll like Australia, England and New Zealand.  [;D]

Edited 'cause they are back up!  Wheeeeeee...what fun!
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 6:37:50 AM EDT
[#36]
It just goes to show that America is sick of "BIG MOTHER" and soccor mom, safty "save the children" politics.


This is sooo sweet,  EFFF the dumbazcraps
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 6:47:20 AM EDT
[#37]
Cal_Kid:  Thanks for hanging in there.  You were doing an excellent job with CO Liberal.  

I wish I'd had more time to play with ThinkTank before I got kicked off.  That would have been FUN.

I can imagine the moaning and wailing and gnashing of teeth over at DU.  Perhaps Skinner (site owner) offed himself.  Or moved out of the country.  Maybe the site will be down permanently.

[size=1]And there was much rejoicing![/size=1][NI]
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 7:02:29 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Looks like the hacker is gone.. damned..

Hey, they do have some 'glass half full' types over there though.  This is what i found in the forums....

'tsipple (238 posts)      
Nov-06-02, 03:09 AM (ET)  
Dead People Doing Well in 2002 Election
1. Patsy Mink is easily winning in the 2nd Hawaii Congressional district, with 60% of the vote and 44% of precincts reporting.
2. Paul Wellstone is receiving more write-in votes (5077) than the Green Party candidate actually on the ballot, Ray Tricomo (4792) in the Minnesota Senate race. Those vote totals are with 76.6% of precincts reporting. '

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Wellstone is getting votes?


didnt they hear?

HE'S DEAD.... morons.how can that many people be stupid enough to vote for a deadman. although the dead have voted to.... has someone been messing with a Ouiji board again?
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 7:08:54 AM EDT
[#39]
Damn!  I loooooove this country!!!!
Dudes, for the first time ever I was able to surf DU without having to puke in my poor wastepaper basket.  It's just...PRICELESS over there right now!!WOOOHOOOO!!!!
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 7:10:10 AM EDT
[#40]
I have come to the conclusion that the DU is really an extension of the DNC...really!

I don't believe that the site was set up by "Skinner" alone.  Rather it was set up as a place where the deeply hard left base of the Democratic Party could go and play.

I further think that all the lefty looney crew led by McCauliff, Carville, AlGore and the Klintoons are background support for the site.  It takes money to set up and run that site...and that means $$$ backing.

Finally, think for a sec how "Skinner" and his/her cronies ran the site during the build up to the election.  It wasn't just simple censorship...no it was selective tailoring of the core Democratic message strictly designed to help the Democratic Party candidates across the country.

It has been asked but not yet answered over there at DU..."...what now?...what will become of the site and us?"  Well, I think the site may just disappear now.  I think it may have been nothing more than a tool of the Democratic Party.  Hope not though...they are fun to watch.
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 7:14:54 AM EDT
[#41]
Reading DU is like NOTHING right now!!! That screaming sound is their Forum servers dying from overload.  They ask to please not hit the refresh button every 5 sec, ok I will hit it as fast as I can.  HOW DOES IT FEEL!
[Ace Ventura] LOOOO HOOOO ZAAAAAA HERRRRRRRS [/Ace]
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 7:22:45 AM EDT
[#42]
AHHHHHHHHH.. The sweet sounds of Victory.  
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 7:24:38 AM EDT
[#43]
Message on the DU front page.

HELLO!
                Due to the massive influx of people this morning, we are experiencing serious problems with server overload.
              The forums were shut down at 11:00AM ET. Feel free to check back every half hour or so. But please don't hit the
                        "refresh" button on your Web browser every 5 seconds, or we'll never come back online.
                                                Sorry for the inconvenience.

                  Use the free time to do something constructive. It's not healty to sit inside stewing over last night's loss.
                               Go for a walk outside. Or call an old friend. It will make you feel better.

[b]remember, don't hit the refresh/reload button.  I hope they've removed all the sharp objects in their house and lock the drug cabinet.
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 7:29:10 AM EDT
[#44]
thats right.. dont hit it. HOLD IT DOWN!.
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 7:34:43 AM EDT
[#45]
Keep it down!

DU in overload? Must be all the AR15.comers and Freepers going over to gloat? [:D]
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 9:11:31 AM EDT
[#46]
I got banned! "Guardsman12" cannot make it on that board anymore. They are probably cleaning up all the snot and tears, and making Kleenex runs. All I said was that America voted and cast their decisions. I didn't even call them dirty names like they are so free to do to everyone else. Anyway I'm glad they got what they deserved.

Link Posted: 11/6/2002 9:19:54 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Something weird is happening. When I surf their site I keep getting a pop-up box reading "All your Senate Are Belong to Us"

Did someone hack their site ???

It is annoying as I am trying to build up enough posts to post a new topic that'll get me banned again...
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ROFLMAO.....

"All your Senate Are Belong to Us"

I'm getting a T-Shirt made this morning.  Republican Elephant with the slogan over the top.


Crash.
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 9:43:21 AM EDT
[#48]
Can we give this guy a little encouragment...to try it again.


[b]Duvenoy  (230 posts)      
Nov-06-02, 06:04 AM (ET)
It's a bitch, ain't it?[/b]

When I was a very small child, I once stuck a steel, fingernail file into a wall jack. The resulting shock is still one of my more vivid memories. And I have NEVER been so much as tempted to repeat the experience.

I wonder if that will work on populations? We are due for some painful years, I think; will we learn the lesson?

[b]doov

"He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."

- Albert Einstein[/b]
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Link Posted: 11/6/2002 10:18:09 AM EDT
[#49]
Le Taz Hot is a genius![rolleyes]

"it's not the Second Amendment, it's not the media bias, it's not the abortion issue, it's not the death of Wellstone, etc. We lost our base. We lost our purpose. We lost the message. We lost the heart and soul of the Democratic party. As a result, we lost votes due to disenfranchizing the base -- the progressives -- the Greens. Do the math."
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Hey genius it is...!

And Willy T is another genius!

"I'm all for people having hunting rifles, but...I'd love to see the statistics that match people who have actually shot somebody (successfully) defending their family, versus those Dirty Harry\Rambo wannabees that have shot some innocent (family members included) person in their haste to become Lord and Protector of their domain, ala Barney Fife!!!"
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These people are not only [b]D[/b]umb but st[b]U[/b]pid to boot!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 11/6/2002 10:31:15 AM EDT
[#50]
rjbcar27 writes
I just had confirmation from high level sources...
LAST EDITED ON Nov-06-02 AT 09:29 AM (ET)
and they've been analysing data all night long 'till the wee hours and they've just confirmed that yes, we're f**ked.

In fact they go a little further than that, the actual quote is, "....totally f**ked..."

I'm not sure what to make of this, but it looks like we're in for a lot of trouble.

Me, I'm going back to the UK in 4 weeks and 6 days, anyone like to catch a ride?

"Most organised religions make a mockery of humanity, our governments are dangerous and out of control." W. Axl Rose, 1991, Use our Illusion I.

Racing is life. Anything that comes before or after is just waiting.

This week, I mostly been wearing nipple clamps.

Proud member of the Grassy Knoll Society, the Grassy Bowl Society and the Sassy Troll Society.
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Big(DisIzGreat!)Dozer66

Edited to change the repulsive language that most De*ocRATS like to use...Since they stand so strongly for the 1st Amendment![rolleyes]



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