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On this board I can
1. Use large amounts of profanity
2. Talk badly about any religion
3. Make frequent mention of sexual innuendo.
4. Insult people on a regular basis.
5. Request advice on the best rifles/ammo to hunt 'yote, deer, bear or squirrel.
[i]but[/i] [b]if anyone posts a humorous topic about how to kill a cat it gets locked??[/b]
I,m not trying to cause any trouble, and I know who's house this is, but lighten up!!
I submit the evidance:[url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=109403[/url]
Sgtar15
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TX, USA
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:04:23 PM EDT
[b]sgtar15[/b] - Shhhhh!!!!!
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:07:13 PM EDT
Your caught,[moon]
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:07:49 PM EDT
Main Entry: cat
Pronunciation: 'kat
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English catt, probably from Late Latin cattus, catta cat
Date: before 12th century
1 a : a carnivorous mammal (Felis catus) long domesticated as a pet and for catching rats and mice b : any of a family (Felidae) of carnivorous usually solitary and nocturnal mammals (as the domestic cat, lion, tiger, leopard, jaguar, cougar, wildcat, lynx, and cheetah)
2 : a malicious woman
3 : a strong tackle used to hoist an anchor to the cathead of a ship
... the sacred cow of AR15.comdom
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CAN
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:10:17 PM EDT
Its not so much as to how to kill a cat. Its how to properly cook a cat.
I guess the powers that be think that the more people know how to properly cook a cat the more cats will vanish......
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:11:26 PM EDT
Beating a dead horse.
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:15:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/16/2002 5:17:00 PM EDT by LotBoy]
I would like some Cat Skin Underwear! [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/catman.gif[/img]
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TX, USA
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:15:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By toaster:
Beating a dead horse. |
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WA, USA
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:18:21 PM EDT
Well is posting washing instructions ok ?
HOW TO WASH THE CAT
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have
both lids up.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids.
(You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.) The cat
will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that
come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
(CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as
his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find.)
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash"
and "rinse", which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there
are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and, using a broomstick
or other such device, quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:21:00 PM EDT
There is no horse too dead to beat.
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:21:51 PM EDT
[img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/Gif/homer2.gif[/img]
[i]"Duh........where'd I put that barbecued Kitty........"
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GA, USA
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:22:21 PM EDT
Originally posted by sgtar15:
On this board I can
1. Use large amounts of profanity 2. Talk badly about any religion 3. Make frequent mention of sexual innuendo. 4. Insult people on a regular basis. 5. Request advice on the best rifles/ammo to hunt 'yote, deer, bear or squirrel. but if anyone posts a humorous topic about how to kill a cat it gets locked?? |
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:23:43 PM EDT
Laughing so hard I am crying... How to wash a cat!
Best laugh I've had all week!
I gotta try that. You sure I am supposed to ignore the sounds the cat is making??? [:D]
TheRedGoat
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:25:14 PM EDT
Mortech! That is FUNNY!
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:27:18 PM EDT
Some of us are amused by the double standard vice cats and dogs.
On the one hand, dogs are considered near-sacred by most posters here, and the merest [i]hint[/i] of canine abuse brings forth thunderous and righteous wrath.
As it should.
Now on the other hand, cats seem to rate somewhat lower than mice and rats, and joking abuse schemes and recipes are regularly traded here.
I happen to like 'em both, and appreciate them for what they are.
And I for one won't tolerate serious suggestions of abuse to either one.
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:31:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By the_reject:
... Don't you know that this site is running off of cats?!?
... I'm certain that GoatBoy has a veritable cat factory where the little furry bastards are dosed up on catnip and methamphetamines...
... As long as the cats keep running, the site stays up!
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:33:24 PM EDT
Like cats and dogs.
The only thing I want to abuse is some few humans.
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SD, USA
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:34:54 PM EDT
Hey, Do you know where to look for all of the good kitty cats?
The side of the highway is full of them!!!!!!!!
[:)][:)]
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:35:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
evidance
Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:42:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 5subslr5:
Like cats and dogs.
The only thing I want to abuse is some few humans. |
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CA, USA
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:47:08 PM EDT
I would have replied back sooner but I had my cat in the toilet. He is kind of stupid so he doesn't know how to dry himslef off and I had to help him out.
Sorry, I gotta go....the microwave just dinged.
Sgtar15
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IN, USA
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Posted: 4/16/2002 5:54:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 5subslr5:
The only thing I want to abuse is some few humans. |
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TN, USA
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Posted: 4/16/2002 6:02:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By raf:
I happen to like 'em both, and appreciate them for what they are.
And I for one won't tolerate serious suggestions of abuse to either one. |
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TN, USA
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Posted: 4/16/2002 6:04:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TylerDurden:
Originally Posted By 5subslr5:
The only thing I want to abuse is some few humans. |
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Posted: 4/16/2002 6:09:36 PM EDT
[b][size=5]Hey!!! NO ONE talks about [/size=5][size=6][red]FIGHT CLUB!!![/red][/size=6][/b]
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SC, USA
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Posted: 4/16/2002 6:22:45 PM EDT
mortech
i love the new take on how to wash a cat! LOL
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Posted: 4/16/2002 6:46:17 PM EDT
The best thing to do with a cat is to go to the hardware store and buy 20' of rope and a hammer. Tie one end of the rope to the cat. Go to a Florida lake and throw the cat in towards the nearest gator. Be sure to hold on the other end of the rope. When the gator bites into the cat then pull the gator on land. Hit him over the head with the hammer. Cut off the gator tail and then skin it. BBQ the tail over medium coals for three or four hours while basting with your favorite BBQ sauce.
See, there is a use for cats!
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Posted: 4/16/2002 6:58:20 PM EDT
First let me state I am not a cat lover. I have died laughing about some of the things posted here about cats. However, comments like above cross over GB's rules, so to respect those rule and with just cause I have to lock this thread.
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