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Posted: 4/26/2002 4:38:36 AM EST
Ball Ticket Sales A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, “I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen’s Ball.” He replied, “Highway patrolmen don’t have balls.” There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he’d just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.
Link Posted: 4/26/2002 4:46:46 AM EST
Originally Posted By fight4yourrights: “Highway patrolmen don’t have balls.”
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There is always humor in the truth. Jay [img]http://www.commspeed.net/jmurray/images/iroc-cop.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 4/26/2002 5:26:03 AM EST
With my luck, he would say: "I'll show you balls", and write my ass a ticket!
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