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Posted: 5/29/2003 2:16:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/29/2003 2:27:38 PM EDT by BYU]
It looks like all our month of dedicated hard work at getting pregnant [sex][sex][sex][sex] paid off! Baby [baby] inbound on or about 1/13/04! Woohoo! [bounce][shock][bounce] Just thought that I would share the great news with the always fun to be around, but sometimes dysfunctional arfkom family. We will be celebrating tonight! [beer] Edited for dysfunctional due date.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 2:20:09 PM EDT
[party] congrats! [beer]
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 2:24:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/29/2003 2:32:07 PM EDT by Yankee1911]
Congrats BYU!!! [beer]
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 2:24:49 PM EDT
GREAT! another reason to get fucked up tonight! Im going to eat some gator so I dont pass out.... Congrats my friend! -HS
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 2:25:05 PM EDT
Congrads, you and your wife's life will never be the same again, ever. I'm shooting little Daisy pellet gun with my kids in the backyard.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 2:26:31 PM EDT
CONGRATULATIONS! [party][snoopy][banana][beer] Word of advice: GET YOUR SLEEP IN NOW!
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 2:31:34 PM EDT
Congrats! [:)]
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 2:32:45 PM EDT
[b]Congratulations![/b] We need every future member of the 'gun culture' we can muster! Thanks for your input! Although your wife probably enjoyed your input in a way we never can! [:D] Eric The(NotThatThere'sAnythingWrongWithThat)Hun[>­]:)]
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 2:34:40 PM EDT
Congratulations! Which wife is pregnant?? Just kidding..Mormon joke. [:D] Being a father is awesome...totally awesome.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 2:36:38 PM EDT
congrats
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 2:37:32 PM EDT
[beer] [bounce]
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 2:39:03 PM EDT
I'm drinking a beer for you right now. [beer]
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 2:42:10 PM EDT
congratulations!! i never understood why people have to try to have kids. i didn't try to have either of mine. i always thought they just happened.[:D]
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 3:12:14 PM EDT
Congratulations BYU. [beer] ARH
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 3:17:21 PM EDT
[headbang] Slipped one passed the goalie! Nice job and congrats! I can't wait to be a father myself. [b]I think we should motion that ARFCOM team members get to vote on what to name your kid![/b] Deal?
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 3:19:59 PM EDT
My heartiest congratulations...enjoy it, there's nothing else like it.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 3:20:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 5:38:41 PM EDT
Me too dude! Expecting on January 20th if everything goes OK. This will be our first. Congrats man!
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 5:44:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NAKED-GUNMAN: Congratulations! Which wife is pregnant?? Just kidding..Mormon joke. [:D]
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Why, in God's name would anyone want more then one is beyond me.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 5:46:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Hokie: [b]I think we should motion that ARFCOM team members get to vote on what to name your kid![/b] Deal?
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Ok, I'm open to suggestions, but I have sole veto authority! Now, how am I gonna explain this to the better half?[;)]
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 5:46:54 PM EDT
Congrats!!! Teach the child well.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 6:51:10 PM EDT
congrats my wife and I are expecting our first in early Nov.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 9:16:12 PM EDT
A guy from Happy Valley, UTAH...What do you expect! Congradulations!!!!
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 4:08:16 AM EDT
Congratulations guy! I glad to see some others that have joined the "expectant father club". My wife and I are expecting our first on July 9th. [beer]
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 4:53:58 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 4:56:13 AM EDT
[beer]
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 4:58:12 AM EDT
[b]GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b] Congrats!
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 4:59:05 AM EDT
cool congrats to the both of you [beer]
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 5:00:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/30/2003 5:01:20 AM EDT by u-baddog]
WOW ......[beer] Better you than me.
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 5:28:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 6:50:57 AM EDT
Congrats!! [:D]
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 7:14:03 AM EDT
HOW TO KNOW WHETHER YOU'RE READY FOR PARENTHOOD MESS TEST Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. TOY TEST Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (If Legos are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks or broken bottles.) Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream (this could wake a child at night). GROCERY STORE TEST Borrow one or two small animals (goats or monkeys are best) and take them with you as you shop at the grocery store. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage. DRESSING TEST Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside. FEEDING TEST Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a stout cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal (such as Fruit Loops or Cheerios) into the mouth of the jug while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor. NIGHT TEST Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 to 12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 8:00 PM begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9:00 PM. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00 PM. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing these too until 4:00 AM. Set alarm for 5:00 AM. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. Look cheerful. PHYSICAL TEST (WOMEN) Obtain a large bean-bag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 months. Then remove only 10% of the beans. PHYSICAL TEST (MEN) Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time. FINAL ASSIGNMENT Find a couple who already have a small child. Lecture them on how they can improve their discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training, and child's table manners. Suggest many ways they can improve. Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run riot. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you will have all the answers.
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 7:51:49 AM EDT
boy ed, you aint shittin on that one. congrats on the new baby!!!!!!!!!!!! now, quick!! go do something spontanteous, because its gonna be a looooooooong time before you can again. i was gonna give examples but nevermind, i'll save the best for you to find out on your own [;)]
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 8:33:50 AM EDT
Heh, heh, heh, welcome to the real world!!![beer]
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 8:34:00 AM EDT
Congratulations!!!!!! Sleep now while you can [:D]
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 8:49:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 9:04:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 9:50:10 AM EDT
First one, huh? [:D] CONGRATULATIONS, DAD! To you, too, MOM!
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 9:54:31 AM EDT
CONGRATS!!! [snoopy] I've been one for a few months now, you'll love it!
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 10:02:17 AM EDT
WoooooHoooooo !! Congrats! [beer]
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 11:48:23 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 12:05:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Luavul: Me too dude! Expecting on January 20th if everything goes OK. This will be our first. Congrats man!
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Congrats to you both! Oh and me, too - Due August 2nd - doc says looks like a girl... CR
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 12:07:51 PM EDT
Well congratulations![party] I have 2 "Young Defenders of the Constitution" myself! BigDozer66
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 12:10:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By meltdown: are you gonna find out the gender ahead of time ?
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No, I think that we are going to let it ride so that we can get the suprise of our lives.
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 12:31:32 PM EDT
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