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Posted: 12/5/2001 5:53:06 PM EDT
I think it was the Major who first got us going on this game -- hilarious thread, I'm talking rolling on the floor funny. Anyone care to take a stab at explaining the rules to everyone and try it again?
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 5:55:53 PM EDT
One person starts it off with a very short sentance or phrase, then each successive poster adds (1) word to it... I'll begin. [b]"On the night before Kwanza"[/b]
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 6:07:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/5/2001 6:00:04 PM EDT by RBAD]
And all through the projects.
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 6:13:09 PM EDT
Not a creature was stirring, not even Rosie the...
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 6:15:19 PM EDT
giant two headed gun violence slaying bufflemoose.
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 6:19:26 PM EDT
As she picked up a hammer and saw...
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 6:23:44 PM EDT
[img]www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/uglycat.jpg[/img] Coming right for her....
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 6:24:37 PM EDT
she puked up her spam loaf
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 6:24:41 PM EDT
and proceeded to cut off a slice of...
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 6:27:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/5/2001 8:37:04 PM EDT by RBAD]
her own abnormally large thigh. OMG Hatebreed -- I just HAD to edit your post to include this ! [img]web-comm.com/ar15/darkmeat.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 6:29:36 PM EDT
While dreaming of her girl friend...
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 6:31:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/5/2001 6:23:18 PM EDT by Halfcocked]
But the weird thing was the thigh was mistaken for Moby DICK.
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 6:33:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 6:35:06 PM EDT
All of a sudden, [i]LordTrader burst in the room[/i]holding a bible, waving his arms yelling....
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 6:36:43 PM EDT
I am not William Shatner
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 6:37:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/5/2001 6:29:53 PM EDT by Orionfly]
I am spock
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 7:15:10 PM EDT
wearing uneccesarily large pants and saying:
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 7:19:02 PM EDT
"You ole biatch, I'm gonna whip yore anti-fat butt from Abeline all the way to the great Pacific ocean"! And then.........
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 7:29:22 PM EDT
Rosie said "I'm not black, what am I doing in the projects? Is Oprah here? She's one fine piece of ass!"
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 7:53:32 PM EDT
and Oprah replied,you go girl,lets see which one of us can take the biggest dump...
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 7:55:56 PM EDT
so then off to the shitter they went with plunger in hand...
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 7:57:00 PM EDT
Hoping that Feinstein soon would appear.
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 7:58:49 PM EDT
with that fat fuck, Rosie, and her 8 tiny reindeer...
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 8:12:33 PM EDT
But the PETA emergency response team roared up in electric-SUV's and screamed "Don't eat those innocent Reindeer you murderers!"
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 8:36:28 PM EDT
Rosie's bodygaurd thinks she is under attack and whips out his 10/22 and .38 and drops several of them...
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 9:32:56 PM EDT
At which point a PAVELOW Blackhawk swoops out from under the bushes across the street disgorging John Travolta in a pink spandex jumpsuit, and armed with three coney dogs, a two liter of Barqs root beer and....
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 9:40:08 PM EDT
Samuel L. Jackson in a neon purple pimp daddy outfit, armed with a pair of gold plated Desert Eagles...
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 11:13:59 PM EDT
loudily asking " where are my "ho's", a short film clip promoting his latest "Shaft" remake...
Link Posted: 12/5/2001 11:33:45 PM EDT
Which was a horrible flop at the box office, mainly due to it's depiction of The Bolshoi Ballet as a.........
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 8:23:57 AM EDT
a flaming hetarosexual
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 7:56:28 PM EDT
Who at the time, it has since been determined, was in league with Dr. Schnoffsky's incredible non stop talking robot. The funny thing about the robot was the fact that it had been stuck in mode R3 since 1952, and continually repeated the words"More gravy please"
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 8:06:33 PM EDT
Chucky Schumer, wearing his prettiest French maids outfit, say's....
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 9:04:38 PM EDT
"Ques que ja se twa se twa" as he bends over and grabs both of his ankles, smiling broadly...
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 9:14:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/6/2001 9:06:44 PM EDT by Aviator]
As dozens of small Fred Flintstone looking dolls come tumbling out of his anus. One catching on his garter and causing a tear in his fishnet stockings.
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 9:32:59 PM EDT
And he says "Oh drat. I borrowed these stockings from Barney Frank. He's going to have a hissy fit, unless..."
Link Posted: 12/6/2001 9:41:32 PM EDT
I let him fondle my dongle!
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