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Posted: 6/1/2002 10:15:52 AM EDT
It that time of year again, meaning most are at the BRC, so I have decided it is time for elections. Since it is my idea I elect myself as the Supreme Court. We will also need the following [b] President[/b]---Most be charming [b]Vice President[/b]---the stupider the better [b]FBI Director[/b]---Corruption and sharp shooter experience preferred [b]CIA Director[/b]---Must be able to speak 7 languages and dance while shooting an AK47 [b]Economic Director[/b]---No experience necessary [b]Homeland Security Director[/b]---Must have his own crayons in 5 different colors [b]Secretary Of State[/b]---Prefer a really ugly woman for this position We will also need multiple Judges, these rolls will be voted on and then vetoed by Goatboy when he returns. Let the nominees begin!!! Sgtar15
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 10:19:03 AM EDT
RAF is a shoe in for V.P.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 10:21:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 10:28:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Paul: sgtar15 I though you were concerned with ERECTIONS?
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ROTFLMAO
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 10:30:45 AM EDT
I for one will be voting solidly along party lines.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 10:31:10 AM EDT
Here we can get real creative (not) !! Economic Director - DonR What about the HUN for "Homeland Security" ?? We can always buy him the other three crayons. Vice President...stupid.... Ahem, If I may immodestly say so, I believe I'm qualified for this position. CIA is going to be tough - I don't know anyone with an AK-47. Secretary of State - Nooooo, I'm not touching this one.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 10:36:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/1/2002 12:08:15 PM EDT by 5subslr5]
President, charming.......... I'm thinking we're going to have to go off-board for this one. FBI Director - Corruption required. Well, maybe the HUN should be moved here as he's an attorney and that should give him automatic corruption quals ??? (We could also save the price of buying the three crayons with this move.)
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 10:40:47 AM EDT
I'd like to nominate myself as Director of Conspiracies. That is until I get bumped off ala' Vince Foster. Oh, and yes, I'll bring my own tinfoil, thank you very much. That gov't foil doesn't block out the really STRONG rays.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 10:45:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 5subslr5: Here we can get real creative (not) !! Economic Director - DonR What about the HUN for "Homeland Security" ?? We can always buy him the other three crayons. Vice President...stupid.... Ahem, If I may immodestly say so, I believe I'm qualified for this position. CIA is going to be tough - I don't know anyone with an AK-47. Secretary of State - Nooooo, I'm not touching this one.
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I got the AK but my dancing skills suck , but I'm willing to take lessons [b]BUT[/b] only with Tat as a dance partner .
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 10:47:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 11:25:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/1/2002 11:26:30 AM EDT by ShamusMcOI]
Originally Posted By 5subslr5: Here we can get real creative (not) !! Economic Director - DonR What about the HUN for "Homeland Security" ?? We can always buy him the other three crayons. Vice President...stupid.... Ahem, If I may immodestly say so, I believe I'm qualified for this position. CIA is going to be tough - I don't know anyone with an AK-47. Secretary of State - Nooooo, I'm not touching this one.
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Well, I do own an AK. AND I can dance. Especially after being coaxed into it with a few beers. I've actually have a few signature moves. Among them, The Tiger, and The Emilio, and The Horsey dance. All three big hits with crowds. My wifes favorite is The Emilio. I'm quite confident I could pull off any of these three while shooting an AK.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 11:49:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Paul: sgtar15 I though you were concerned with ERECTIONS?
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Now that's funny!
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 12:07:47 PM EDT
Shamus, Mortech, it's that 17 language qual that's giving me problems. (But maybe a guy who knows both the Emilio "AND' the Horsey...............)
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 12:49:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 5subslr5: Shamus, Mortech, it's that 17 language qual that's giving me problems. (But maybe a guy who knows both the Emilio "AND' the Horsey...............)
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Did I mention that I can speak AT LEAST 17 different words in TWO different foreign languages? Not that I could actually form a complete sentence, but I could babble incoherently to somebody in German.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 1:03:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ShamusMcOI:
Originally Posted By 5subslr5: Shamus, Mortech, it's that 17 language qual that's giving me problems. (But maybe a guy who knows both the Emilio "AND' the Horsey...............)
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Did I mention that I can speak AT LEAST 17 different words in TWO different foreign languages? Not that I could actually form a complete sentence, but I could babble incoherently to somebody in German.
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PURRRFECT !! Nobody should understand what Director CIA is saying anyway. Incoherent babbling is so much better than coherent babbling. You've got my vote. Shamus - Director CIA (Wait till it's official before you get new bidness cards.)
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 1:05:06 PM EDT
I will run the armory. All right guys; buck-up! Lets see your weapons and ammunition.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 1:12:50 PM EDT
I nominate myself for director of the Trade Reserve.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 1:18:09 PM EDT
OK, I'll bite. Put me down for Secretary of State. [i]Actually, I'm just doing this to see if there are any other ladies on this board with enough "kahunas" to run against me.[/i] Any other volunteers????? hmmmmmm??????? Come on....where's your sense of humor?
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 1:18:42 PM EDT
i will take the CIA job, strangly enough, thier is a picture of me dancing with an ak47. i have never seen it (and dont remember it[xx(]) but im told its quite a sight
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 1:21:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/1/2002 1:22:04 PM EDT by The_Macallan]
President, Vice-President, CIA, FBI... like it really matters. Who's gonna be the new "cigarette man"? That's what I want to know. [img]http://www.cs.brandeis.edu/~cs125a/panels/butterfly/images/cigarette_man.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 1:33:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BenDover: I nominate myself for director of the Trade Reserve.
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With this crowd you'll quickly become Director Trade Deficit !
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 1:38:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 5subslr5:
Originally Posted By BenDover: I nominate myself for director of the Trade Reserve.
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With this crowd you'll quickly become Director Trade Deficit !
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Well then I will just raise prime rate to make my board more money. They can borrow all they want to as long as their bond rating holds. [;)]
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 1:47:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BenDover:
Originally Posted By 5subslr5:
Originally Posted By BenDover: I nominate myself for director of the Trade Reserve.
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With this crowd you'll quickly become Director Trade Deficit !
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Well then I will just raise prime rate to make my board more money. They can borrow all they want to as long as their bond rating holds. [;)]
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Yep, you ARE the Director of Trade ! (At least you've got my vote.)
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 1:48:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AR-15gal: OK, I'll bite. Put me down for Secretary of State. [i]Actually, I'm just doing this to see if there are any other ladies on this board with enough "kahunas" to run against me.[/i] Any other volunteers????? hmmmmmm??????? Come on....where's your sense of humor?
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Looks like a lock on this job for YOU !!
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 1:50:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ColonelKlink: Klink for president!
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Colonel, at this point you remain unopposed. (Someone's gonna have to bring up that "Must be charming" qual but not me.)
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 2:01:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 5subslr5:
Originally Posted By AR-15gal: OK, I'll bite. Put me down for Secretary of State. [i]Actually, I'm just doing this to see if there are any other ladies on this board with enough "kahunas" to run against me.[/i] Any other volunteers????? hmmmmmm??????? Come on....where's your sense of humor?
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Looks like a lock on this job for YOU !!
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Don't close the nominations yet. I want a vote. [i]Why do I get myself into these things?[/i] [:\]
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 2:03:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Paul: sgtar15 I though you were concerned with ERECTIONS?
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Paul, I am putting you in charge of Domestic Growth[:D] Sgtar15
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 2:05:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AR-15gal:
Originally Posted By 5subslr5:
Originally Posted By AR-15gal: OK, I'll bite. Put me down for Secretary of State. [i]Actually, I'm just doing this to see if there are any other ladies on this board with enough "kahunas" to run against me.[/i] Any other volunteers????? hmmmmmm??????? Come on....where's your sense of humor?
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Looks like a lock on this job for YOU !!
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Don't close the nominations yet. I want a vote. [i]Why do I get myself into these things?[/i] [:\]
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sgtar15, is the Director of Elections on this deal. I don't believe any position can be filled without his approval !
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 2:06:57 PM EDT
I just can't figure out why no one else has the qualifications for President of Vice. Looking like I have this deal about sewed up.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 2:08:24 PM EDT
Sorry AR15gal, I am sure you are way to cute for this job. I am thinking of someone from the DU that is at least 6' tall with a nice square jaw line. How come no one wants the FBI job?? It comes with paid vacation to the mountains and Waco, Tx. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 2:11:42 PM EDT
5subslr5 wins the VP roll. I asked him who Bush was and he said he makes those killer baked beans!!! He's a natural[;)] Sgtar15
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 2:14:02 PM EDT
Well, we should keep the polls open at least until midnight. It is Saturday night, who knows who might get up some liquid courage and jump into the fray. Mods, could we maybe get this tacked?
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 2:16:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15: 5subslr5 wins the VP roll. I asked him who Bush was and he said he makes those killer baked beans!!! He's a natural[;)] Sgtar15
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This is one of those life-imitating-something type things. I had a can of Bush's beans last night along with a steak and some pretty fair pepper vodka. I kept the can and that's how I was able to pass the test.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 2:39:56 PM EDT
Imbroglio for Defense Secretary... I for one would feel safer knowing that 10/22 is standing between us and the UN/WTO oligarchial conspiracy.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 3:22:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Macallan: President, Vice-President, CIA, FBI... like it really matters. Who's gonna be the new "cigarette man"? That's what I want to know. [img]http://www.cs.brandeis.edu/~cs125a/panels/butterfly/images/cigarette_man.jpg[/img]
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That position has already been filled and for your information it's a non-democratic position that doesn't exist.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 5:02:12 PM EDT
Elections still open Sgtar15
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 5:11:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/1/2002 5:29:22 PM EDT by toaster]
Ya know, I'm gonna have to figure into this at some point. Maybe the director of the BATF? You guys and gals can have all the alcohol, tobacco, and firearms you want.[:D] Am I elected? -T.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 5:13:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Macallan: President, Vice-President, CIA, FBI... like it really matters. Who's gonna be the new "cigarette man"? That's what I want to know. [img]http://www.cs.brandeis.edu/~cs125a/panels/butterfly/images/cigarette_man.jpg[/img]
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i dont smoke.....
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 5:20:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/1/2002 5:21:02 PM EDT by Ponyboy]
[size=5][blue]VOTE[/blue] [/size=5][size=6][red]PONYBOY[/red][/size=6][size=5] [blue]FOR PRESIDENT![/blue][/size=5] If [b]you[/b] were running I'd vote for you! [:)]
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 5:32:17 PM EDT
Can I be a government lacky??/?PLEASE??????
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 5:37:22 PM EDT
AR15.com needs an Attorney General. Aimless for AG!!
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 5:43:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Hydguy: Can I be a government lacky??/?PLEASE??????
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JA, put me in for "hired goon" as well.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 6:04:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By toaster: Ya know, I'm gonna have to figure into this at some point. Maybe the director of the BATF? You guys and gals can have all the alcohol, tobacco, and firearms you want.[:D] Am I elected? -T.
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You get my vote IF you can convince my wife of that.[:)]
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 6:09:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By toaster: Ya know, I'm gonna have to figure into this at some point. Maybe the director of the BATF? Am I elected? -T.
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Are you willing to kick in doors at random and shoot inocent men, women and children? If so, you are elected[;)] Sgtar15 PS Please e-mail pics of firearms
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 6:11:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Hydguy: Can I be a government lacky??/?PLEASE??????
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I'm thinking all the officers will be the government lackies ! Kind of a dual role. Looks like there's still a need for a President. That would make you the 'head' government lackey !
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 6:11:47 PM EDT
AR-15Gal has my vote , I'm sure she's not fugly so lets consider it an affrimative action hire .
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 6:21:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 6:22:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 5subslr5: President, charming.......... I'm thinking we're going to have to go off-board for this one.
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What about KMA?[;D] coyote3
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 6:33:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/1/2002 6:33:40 PM EDT by Wiggins]
Can I be Homeland Security Director? I have my own crayons and I have trouble staying between the lines in all my coloring books! Kyle
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 7:01:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15: [b]FBI Director[/b]---Corruption and sharp shooter experience preferred Sgtar15
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Anyone who believes they are more qualified than me step forward. I will aquire this postition in the traditional manner of sheer intimidation, character assassination and unwarranted viciousness.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 7:07:10 PM EDT
sgtar15, your door is going to be the first one my team kicks down. Be ready!![BD]
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