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Posted: 11/8/2002 7:16:24 AM EDT
#1 Spread out their stiff legs, tail, and skin. Tie a string to their chest and you have a kite!! #2 Pull the stiff tail out straight, roll up the body like a ball. Use as a toilet bowl brush!! any other ideas?? Sgt[;D]ar15
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 7:17:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/8/2002 7:18:32 AM EDT by comp1911]
Nice warm hat. [:D] If you had two dead cats, how about slippers?
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 7:18:37 AM EDT
Lemme get some pop corn and a beer! This one should be fun to watch!
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 7:22:35 AM EDT
Not original but: Baseball er.. um.. Catball anyone? [img]http://www.ar15.com/members/albums/Maynard%2F6254%2Ejpg[/img]
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 7:22:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/8/2002 7:23:22 AM EDT by cretescreeder]
My 18 yr old daughter moved out last week and left her big fat tabby. [}:D] Will report test data as results come in. [:D]
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 7:25:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By MrP: Not original but: Baseball er.. um.. Catball anyone? [url]http://www.ar15.com/members/albums/Maynard%2F6254%2Ejpg[/url]
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I may have to conduct Bat-listics test on this one. BTW, that cat aint dead.....yet. SGtar15
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 7:25:53 AM EDT
What's the difference between a pickup full of dead babies and a pickup full of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 7:27:58 AM EDT
How do you make a cat drink? With a blender.
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 7:30:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Diesel: How do you make a cat drink? With a blender.
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LMAO That is so wrong! [spank]
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 7:30:24 AM EDT
I LOVE CATS,I WILL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE FOR THEM ON MY BUMPER!
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 7:31:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/8/2002 7:59:11 AM EDT by pyro0021]
doorstop, paperweight. use the stiff tail as a spatula. dog chew toy. use it to start your own maggot collection. fire poker, chock block
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 7:32:56 AM EDT
Rugbeater Paperweight Dust mop Chamois for drying the car (but only if the kitty was declawed, don't want scratches in the paint). Staple remover (if kitty had good teeth) Remember, there is more than one way to skin a cat...but I think the easiest way is to stick its head in a bootjack and yank on the tail.
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 7:35:27 AM EDT
As Jeff Foxworthy said "I like cats. I have one mounted on either side of the fireplace"
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 8:03:55 AM EDT
If they have been ran over and flattened out... They make good "Sail-Cats"! BigDozer66
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 8:11:01 AM EDT
You can use a dead cat to prop up the head of a dead dog owner in his casket.
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 8:12:47 AM EDT
You guys are all going to hell for this!!! IBTL! just kidding [:D]
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 8:31:37 AM EDT
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Dip in in Gasoline, and light it with a match. WOOOOOOOOF!
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 8:33:13 AM EDT
To be fair to our cat lovers: How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Dip it in liquid Nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw. Reeeaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww!
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 8:58:21 AM EDT
I'm just wondering why cats don't explode when you put them in a microwave??? You can put potatoes,squash,hotdogs...they all explode. But cats don't...whats up with that? Am I doing something wrong here? Lil' help.[}:D] Thanks in advance [:D]..oh yeah IBTL. [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b]
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 9:09:07 AM EDT
What do you call two cats flying threw the air?.....Skeet.
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 9:12:22 AM EDT
On the picture, the cat is not dead yet. But wait till he meets the bat. Fowl ball.
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 9:14:36 AM EDT
Check out this book: [url]http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0517545160/qid%3D1033432683/sr%3D2-1/ref%3Dsr%5F2%5F1/002-1901843-9404066[/url] When I first saw this illustrated book almost 20yrs ago, I about pissed myself. Even being a cat owner, I found it hysterical! -934
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 9:14:49 AM EDT
Oh man, I'm almost in tears....thanks guys. And before I forget, IBTL!!! Hick [:E]
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 9:23:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Torf: How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Dip in in Gasoline, and light it with a match. WOOOOOOOOF!
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The best yet!
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 9:57:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By NAKED-GUNMAN: I'm just wondering why cats don't explode when you put them in a microwave??? You can put potatoes,squash,hotdogs...they all explode. But cats don't...whats up with that? Am I doing something wrong here? Lil' help.[}:D] Thanks in advance [:D]..oh yeah IBTL. [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b]
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You have to wrap them in duct tape first before microwaving. It keeps the heat in the cat. [:D]
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 10:02:27 AM EDT
TAPE ONE TO YOUR BUTTSTOCK,MAKES A NICE CHEEK REST AND IS COZY IN THE WINTER
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 10:17:16 AM EDT
helium hose up the butt. fuzzy balloons Lebrew
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 10:23:43 AM EDT
ULTIMATE PISTOL CLEANING KIT, TAIL=BORESNAKE, CLAWS GOOD FOR CLEANING EXTRACTOR,REST OF THE BEAST FOR A GOOD POLISHING RAG!
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 10:38:05 AM EDT
golfclub covers
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 10:47:30 AM EDT
Bumpersticker: Ask me about microwaving cats...for fun and profit! [:D]
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 10:57:13 AM EDT
I always take the cats (that die of natural* causes of course) and prop their dead bodys up on a stick on the perimeter of my yard. Keeps cats out pretty well, neighbors too. * A cat would [i]naturally[/i] die if hit by a bullet wouldn't it? [:D]
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 11:04:49 AM EDT
[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Max%5FPower%2Fcat%2Ejpg[/img] [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Max%5FPower%2Fcat2%2Ejpg[/img] [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Max%5FPower%2Fcat3%2Ejpg[/img]
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 11:10:57 AM EDT
[img]http://www.humorkanari.com/text/dyrisk/bilder/cat_carrier.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 11:12:12 AM EDT
So many morons so few bullets...
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 11:16:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By paper: So many morons so few bullets...
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That is the longest a thread having anything to do with cats went before a comment like that. Yeaa a record! Soon anticat threads and procat threads will live hand in hand. [:D]
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 12:00:49 PM EDT
The eyes work well as marbles ("Cat's Eye"). Pin cushion. Speed bump. Back scratcher. Tampon.
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 12:18:43 PM EDT
I love cats, they make great traction..
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 12:27:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By paper: So many morons so few bullets...
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LMFAO...the hook is set fellas. Reel his ass in.
Link Posted: 11/8/2002 12:27:43 PM EDT
You guys are wrong, wrong!!!! The cat carrier thing is classic. I just got a new kitty. It is so cute. (I can't believe I just said that.) Anyway, I was REALLY bored the other day, so I set up a KittyCam on my website. Ok, Ok, I am sick. But I had nothing better to do. And my dogs walk in front of the camera, so they get airtime too. [url]http://members.cox.net/ahaywood5785/webcam/kittycam.htm[/url]
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