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Posted: 11/8/2002 7:17:47 AM EDT
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Nice warm hat. [:D]
If you had two dead cats, how about slippers? |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 7:18:37 AM EDT
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Lemme get some pop corn and a beer! This one should be fun to watch!
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Posted: 11/8/2002 7:22:35 AM EDT
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Not original but:
Baseball er.. um.. Catball anyone? [img]http://www.ar15.com/members/albums/Maynard%2F6254%2Ejpg[/img] |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 7:22:49 AM EDT
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My 18 yr old daughter moved out last week and left her big fat tabby.
[}:D] Will report test data as results come in. [:D] |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 7:25:41 AM EDT
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Quoted: Not original but: Baseball er.. um.. Catball anyone? [url]http://www.ar15.com/members/albums/Maynard%2F6254%2Ejpg[/url] I may have to conduct Bat-listics test on this one. BTW, that cat aint dead.....yet. SGtar15 |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 7:25:53 AM EDT
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What's the difference between a pickup full of dead babies and a pickup full of bowling balls?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork! |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 7:27:58 AM EDT
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How do you make a cat drink?
With a blender. |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 7:30:21 AM EDT
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Quoted: How do you make a cat drink? With a blender. LMAO That is so wrong! [spank] |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 7:30:24 AM EDT
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I LOVE CATS,I WILL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE FOR THEM ON MY BUMPER!
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Posted: 11/8/2002 7:31:32 AM EDT
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doorstop, paperweight. use the stiff tail as a spatula. dog chew toy. use it to start your own maggot collection. fire poker, chock block
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Posted: 11/8/2002 7:32:56 AM EDT
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Rugbeater
Paperweight Dust mop Chamois for drying the car (but only if the kitty was declawed, don't want scratches in the paint). Staple remover (if kitty had good teeth) Remember, there is more than one way to skin a cat...but I think the easiest way is to stick its head in a bootjack and yank on the tail. |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 7:35:27 AM EDT
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As Jeff Foxworthy said
"I like cats. I have one mounted on either side of the fireplace" |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 8:03:55 AM EDT
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If they have been ran over and flattened out...
They make good "Sail-Cats"! BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 8:11:01 AM EDT
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You can use a dead cat to prop up the head of a dead dog owner in his casket.
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Posted: 11/8/2002 8:12:47 AM EDT
[#15]
You guys are all going to hell for this!!!
IBTL! just kidding [:D] |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 8:31:37 AM EDT
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How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
Dip in in Gasoline, and light it with a match. WOOOOOOOOF! |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 8:33:13 AM EDT
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To be fair to our cat lovers:
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Dip it in liquid Nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw. Reeeaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww! |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 8:58:21 AM EDT
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I'm just wondering why cats don't explode when you put them in a microwave??? You can put potatoes,squash,hotdogs...they all explode. But cats don't...whats up with that?
Am I doing something wrong here? Lil' help.[}:D] Thanks in advance [:D]..oh yeah IBTL. [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b] |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 9:09:07 AM EDT
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What do you call two cats flying threw the air?.....Skeet.
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Posted: 11/8/2002 9:12:22 AM EDT
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On the picture, the cat is not dead yet.
But wait till he meets the bat. Fowl ball. |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 9:14:36 AM EDT
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Check out this book:
[url]http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0517545160/qid%3D1033432683/sr%3D2-1/ref%3Dsr%5F2%5F1/002-1901843-9404066[/url] When I first saw this illustrated book almost 20yrs ago, I about pissed myself. Even being a cat owner, I found it hysterical! -934 |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 9:14:49 AM EDT
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Oh man, I'm almost in tears....thanks guys.
And before I forget, IBTL!!! Hick [:E] |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 9:23:46 AM EDT
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Quoted: How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Dip in in Gasoline, and light it with a match. WOOOOOOOOF! The best yet! |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 9:57:19 AM EDT
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Quoted: I'm just wondering why cats don't explode when you put them in a microwave??? You can put potatoes,squash,hotdogs...they all explode. But cats don't...whats up with that? Am I doing something wrong here? Lil' help.[}:D] Thanks in advance [:D]..oh yeah IBTL. [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b] You have to wrap them in duct tape first before microwaving. It keeps the heat in the cat. [:D] |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 10:02:27 AM EDT
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TAPE ONE TO YOUR BUTTSTOCK,MAKES A NICE CHEEK REST AND IS COZY IN THE WINTER
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Posted: 11/8/2002 10:17:16 AM EDT
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helium hose up the butt.
fuzzy balloons Lebrew |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 10:23:43 AM EDT
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ULTIMATE PISTOL CLEANING KIT, TAIL=BORESNAKE,
CLAWS GOOD FOR CLEANING EXTRACTOR,REST OF THE BEAST FOR A GOOD POLISHING RAG! |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 10:38:05 AM EDT
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golfclub covers
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Posted: 11/8/2002 10:47:30 AM EDT
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Bumpersticker: Ask me about microwaving cats...for fun and profit! [:D]
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Posted: 11/8/2002 10:57:13 AM EDT
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I always take the cats (that die of natural* causes of course) and prop their dead bodys up on a stick on the perimeter of my yard. Keeps cats out pretty well, neighbors too.
* A cat would [i]naturally[/i] die if hit by a bullet wouldn't it? [:D] |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 11:04:49 AM EDT
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[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Max%5FPower%2Fcat%2Ejpg[/img]
[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Max%5FPower%2Fcat2%2Ejpg[/img] [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Max%5FPower%2Fcat3%2Ejpg[/img] |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 11:10:57 AM EDT
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[img]http://www.humorkanari.com/text/dyrisk/bilder/cat_carrier.jpg[/img]
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Posted: 11/8/2002 11:12:12 AM EDT
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So many morons so few bullets...
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Posted: 11/8/2002 11:16:31 AM EDT
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Quoted: So many morons so few bullets... That is the longest a thread having anything to do with cats went before a comment like that. Yeaa a record! Soon anticat threads and procat threads will live hand in hand. [:D] |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 12:00:49 PM EDT
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The eyes work well as marbles ("Cat's Eye").
Pin cushion. Speed bump. Back scratcher. Tampon. |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 12:18:43 PM EDT
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I love cats, they make great traction..
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Posted: 11/8/2002 12:27:06 PM EDT
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Quoted: So many morons so few bullets... LMFAO...the hook is set fellas. Reel his ass in. |
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Posted: 11/8/2002 12:27:43 PM EDT
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You guys are wrong, wrong!!!!
The cat carrier thing is classic. I just got a new kitty. It is so cute. (I can't believe I just said that.) Anyway, I was REALLY bored the other day, so I set up a KittyCam on my website. Ok, Ok, I am sick. But I had nothing better to do. And my dogs walk in front of the camera, so they get airtime too. [url]http://members.cox.net/ahaywood5785/webcam/kittycam.htm[/url] |
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