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Posted: 9/29/2004 6:18:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 6:27:40 PM EDT by CockedandLocked]
Poll coming.

For my wife, its farting. Especially in da bed. She hates that.



(not that I go around fighting alot)

Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:19:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 6:19:35 PM EDT by KA3B]
Someone's been drinking....


Originally Posted By garandman:
Poll coming.

For my wife, its farting. Esp[ecially in da bed. She ahtes that.




Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:19:48 PM EDT
FFFFFBBBTT!

"...

...

Did you hear that frog?"
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:20:49 PM EDT
My breathing, living, carrying on with life...that bugs her a lot.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:24:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KA3B:
Someone's been drinking....




Nah, just the usual sucky typing.



Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:25:49 PM EDT
Nope none of those .
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:26:08 PM EDT
Vaginal farts during sex are the worst.


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:27:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Vaginal farts during sex are the worst.


Sgatr15



It's embarassing for us too!! We're afraid you thought it came out the other end.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:29:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:31:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:32:28 PM EDT
Farting is definitely the biggie for my wife. She actually wants me to get up out of bed, walk into the bathroom, fart and then come back to bed!! What the hell kind of sense does that make?!?! Especially when I'm already comfy!!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:34:36 PM EDT
... I will not fart before a woman!

... Where is your chivalry gentlemen?
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:35:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:
... I will not fart before a woman!

... Where is your chivalry gentlemen?



Right. Let HER fart first... then you can blame it on her.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:36:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Vaginal farts during sex are the worst.


Sgatr15



It's embarassing for us too!! We're afraid you thought it came out the other end.




Nah...that's plugged.


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:37:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:
... I will not fart before a woman!

... Where is your chivalry gentlemen?




I agree...but you know how it is...always the assholes that run the show.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:38:20 PM EDT
Fighting or talking tough, but spitting is bad too. Tthe WORST for some reason is peeing outside, anybody else's woman have this strange problem It's just so weird she really freaks out.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:51:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:54:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NightWatchman:

Tthe WORST for some reason is peeing outside, anybody else's woman have this strange problem It's just so weird she really freaks out.




Jealousy
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:05:26 PM EDT
You me same same.



Originally Posted By garandman:
Poll coming.

For my wife, its farting. Especially in da bed. She hates that.



(not that I go around fighting alot)


Link Posted: 9/30/2004 3:44:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
(Call "Turtles" ( or "Dutch Oven") and then both you and her pull the sheets up over your head and pull them down tight. Pass the fart you felt coming. First person who has to stick his or head out from under the sheets for air loses.)



CJ



Dude - that's brutal!!

They aughtta call that game "Auschwitz" (apologies if anyone is offended)

Link Posted: 9/30/2004 3:50:27 AM EDT
Cussing. My wife hates cussing. I don't do it often, so that helps.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 3:51:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2004 3:53:35 AM EDT by rn45]
Take a whiff...it's springtime.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 3:53:57 AM EDT
She hates it the most when I pull the covers up over her head first....
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 3:56:11 AM EDT
Definetaly farting.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 4:04:28 AM EDT
What is it with women and the extreme hatred for farting?
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 4:43:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bvmjethead:
What is it with women and the extreme hatred for farting?



They don't want to admit it's funny and that they do it as well as we do. They want us to keep the image of a woman's behind as attractive and not a source of foul odors that can peel wallpaper.

Of course, we know that everyone farts.

If they didn't, they'd eventually explode.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 5:06:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bvmjethead:
What is it with women and the extreme hatred for farting?



No problem with farting itself, it's in the way he does it when out in public.
The other night is a good example. we were out running at supper time, so we stopped at burger king. Mr has gas something bad, Mr lets it go on the hard plastic seats in burger king. (we all know hard plastic amplifies farts very well) LilGH stops in midsentence, looks at daddy, points and blabbers his blabber while pointing at daddy. The whole restaurant of course heard the fart, heard and seen lilGh rating daddy out and the place erupts in laughter. He didn't just stop with one, this continued the whole time we were sitting there.
Although it was funny, it was also a tad embarrasing.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 5:16:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2004 5:16:45 AM EDT by garandman]

Originally Posted By MrsGungho:
The whole restaurant of course heard the fart, heard and seen lilGh rating daddy out and the place erupts in laughter. .



But...but...he brought joy to SO many people.....

Link Posted: 9/30/2004 5:24:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By garandman:

Originally Posted By MrsGungho:
The whole restaurant of course heard the fart, heard and seen lilGh rating daddy out and the place erupts in laughter. .



But...but...he brought joy to SO many people.....




so true, but I was also glad LilGH could point the finger to the real culprit, I usually get the blame for shit like that.
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