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Posted: 10/21/2004 9:42:57 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 9:43:16 PM EST by chrome1]
DAMN .......

I was sitting here doing the usual surfing of Active Topic while munching on some Cashews . When I dumped 2-3 in my mouth and accidentally inhaled one !!!

I had to Heimlich myself 4-5 times and managed to cough it up just as things were
getting dim ........ No shit .

I briefly thought of calling 911 , but I couldn’t talk and I knew I'd be long dead before
they placed it and anyone arrived . One drawback of living alone I guess .

Of all the dangerous things I've done in my life ....... Dying from snack food never
crossed my mind as being one of them

Whew ..................... OK , I'm better now , but that was fucked up !

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:44:06 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 9:44:21 PM EST by sgtar15]
Thats why men shouldn't put nuts in their mouth.


SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:44:36 PM EST
Watch out for them pretzels.

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:44:43 PM EST
Good thinking, so did you see the light?
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:45:08 PM EST
You and George W. Bush! Ban assault pretzels and high-capacity cashews!

(Was your avatar Bill the Cat acking up a hairball even before this incident? )
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:45:47 PM EST
Did that with a cough drop once - scary stuff isnt it!

We could go on to something about you 'choking on nuts', but......
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:45:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By 71-Hour_Achmed:
You and George W. Bush! Ban assault pretzels and high-capacity cashews!

(Was your avatar Bill the Cat acking up a hairball even before this incident? )



its for the children
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:46:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Thats why men shouldn't put nuts in their mouth.


SGtar15



Thanks Sarge

I'm dying and you kick me when I'm down ... I love this place
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:46:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Thats why men shouldn't put nuts in their mouth.


SGtar15



Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:47:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By 71-Hour_Achmed:
You and George W. Bush! Ban assault pretzels and high-capacity cashews!

(Was your avatar Bill the Cat acking up a hairball even before this incident? )




Hmmmmmmmmmm

Yes it was .........
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:48:47 PM EST
I heard somewhere that it is actually common for this to happen with peanuts


Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:51:10 PM EST
Atleast if I choke and die I'll be at work, so someone can save me.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:52:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 9:54:46 PM EST by MT_Pockets]
chrome1... I have dibbs on your UT-15AQ with EOTech....!

No...Glad it worked out (with your help).

That is a horrible feeling. I did it with a LifeSaver Candy when I was a kid...ironic!

MT
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 9:57:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By MT_Pockets:
chrome1... I have dibbs on your UT-15AQ with EOTech....!




Thanks MT .......... Always good to know I got friends

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:03:12 PM EST
Now that was good...


Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Thats why men shouldn't put nuts in their mouth.


SGtar15

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:10:03 PM EST
Sgtar15...that was bad.....hilarious, but bad....
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:14:42 PM EST
I don't see you come up with them so fast sgtar15. That reply was classic. I'm still laughing.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:18:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 10:20:01 PM EST by MT_Pockets]
Chrome1...

Were they the Whole Planters Cashews or the Halves and Pieces???

I am on the phone with Planters and I am getting them to put 3"X4" warning label on the cans.

Something like...

ADULT CHOKING HAZARD
Careful when inserting nuts in your mouth!
or something about using your hand and tossing a few???

MT

We just can't keep losing AR15.COM Members this way...well you guys remember BruceAlltighty...he died from a nut choking accident....
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:20:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By _Ugly_:
I don't see you come up with them so fast sgtar15. That reply was classic. I'm still laughing.




1/2 the time I don't even know what I am writing.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:26:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Atleast if I choke and die I'll be at work, so someone can save me.




well if you choke and DIE at work no one can save you cause your dead already
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:24:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 11:26:58 PM EST by Synister1]
It has crossed my mind as I work nights ALONE. And Security rarely comes onto my floor.


amazing how easly you could snuff yourself isn't it.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:26:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rand:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Atleast if I choke and die I'll be at work, so someone can save me.




well if you choke and DIE at work no one can save you cause your dead already



But atleast I wont lay dead at the house for weeks.

Plus if Im a zombie, I got lots of victims to go after.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:26:53 PM EST
Thats why men shouldn't put nuts in their mouth.


MisterFloopy
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:31:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Thats why men shouldn't put nuts in their mouth.


SGtar15




Putting nuts in hand leads to nuts in mouth.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:32:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By chrome1:

PIE ......... It's Not Just For Breakfast Any More !



Yeah, and ya cant get it stuck in your throat.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:36:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:

But atleast I wont lay dead at the house for weeks.




I wouldn’t have had to lay around long . Tomorrow is Payday . My employees
don't care if I'm not there Mon - Thurs , but come Friday noon they'd be
tracking my ass down
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:40:48 PM EST
ewwwww
the hindlick maneuver
you must be very flexible
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:51:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By M38:
ewwwww
the hindlick maneuver
you must be very flexible



Ya right ............. If I was that flexable I'd never have to leave the house
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