Decided to try out the universal gun cleaning kit I got for Christmas.
Not QUITE everything went wrong. I didn't have little tiny pieces go flying through the air, get lost, and cost me fifty bucks to replace. Everything else, on the other hand?
I spent ten minutes trying to figure out which tiny little brass attachment would allow me just to stick the frigging handle onto the cleaning rod. No instructions or explanation of what piece did what, just a list of what caliber brushes were available. I immediately noticed that there was no oil (a bottle of which I got as an additional gift) and no powder solvent, which I had to borrow from one of my dad's cleaning kits.
Disassembled my WASR-10 and went to work. .30-cal brush immediately refused to go into the bore, so I pulled it back out. Eeeeeexcept it remained where it was. Lovely. Ten seconds into using my new cleaning rod, and it's stuck in the gun. It eventually became unjammed when I removed the rod, fiddled to keep the brass attachment bit attached to give it enough length for me to pull out with a pair of pliers.
Okay, yo know what? Screw it. I removed the cleaning rod from the AK and flipped it upside down to remove the kit from the buttstock. Here's where I really began getting pissed off; my thumb doesn't even fit in the hole. But of course, the moment I push the little trap door open, my thumb shoots in and gets stuck between the door and the cleaning kit inside, effectively trapping it. Disgusted, I reach for the screwdriver and remove the buttplate from the rifle and free my hand before I lose the rest of the feeling in my thumb.
Okay, back to business. I successfully cleaned out the bore but in the process noticed that my cleaning kit was missing another vital component- a rod attachment so I could use patches. It included patches, but no way to use them. Brilliant. I continued to use the cleaning kit included with my AK clone and- is that what I think it is? Oh, lovely. These cleaning patches leave cotton fibers the entire length of the bore and all over the rod. Joy.
In any case, I finally get the rest of the gun cleaned and oiled and it's time for reassembly. I've disassembled and reassembled my AK so many times that I can literally do it blind-folded. Except wouldn't you know it, I can't get the frigging thing to go together. For some inexplicable reason, the bolt/bolt-carrier is getting caught on the internals and not going into place. I spent ten minutes trying to get the thing to go back together with no luck. Eventually, it randomly just slid together the way it was supposed to in the first place. Okay... Finish assembling the gun, spend another three minutes trying to get the receiver cover to go back and end up having trouble with THAT too.
Then I stared at the rest of the cleaning kit and my other guns, which are much more difficult to clean than the WASR-10. Screw this. I grabbed a soda and sat down to watch Mythbusters. Kari dancing around in a bikini improved my mood somewhat.
Ridiculous. What SHOULD have been a relaxing time cleaning my guns absolutely SUCKED. I'm not going to openly complain about the cleaning kit since it was a gift from my parents, but it sucks. And then the entire experience sucked because things kept inexplicably going wrong for no reason whatsoever. To think, I typically enjoy cleaning guns and the entire time is ruined.