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Posted: 6/13/2001 1:30:49 PM EDT
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"Port-a-potty" takes on a whole new meaning!!!
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Posted: 6/14/2001 5:50:23 PM EDT
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It must be for sh*tty drivers.
Mike |
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Posted: 6/14/2001 5:56:36 PM EDT
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Quoted: "Port-a-potty" takes on a whole new meaning!!! ROTFLMOA So Striker - what are the post ban mods so our American nieghbour can buy them [}:D] |
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Posted: 6/14/2001 6:13:43 PM EDT
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So would gang bangers use those for drive by sh*ttings?
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Posted: 6/14/2001 6:20:02 PM EDT
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Well the post-ban is still in the R&D stage but a few changes are smaller capacity fuel and storage tank, restrictor plate in the bottom of the bowl, 1 flush per 5 minute limit,real tree camo toilet seat and California emissions! [:D]
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Posted: 6/14/2001 6:50:38 PM EDT
[#6]
LOL...please stop...the laughter...ohhh,,,,ouch...laughing so hard it hurts....
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Posted: 6/14/2001 7:07:20 PM EDT
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Testimonial from one of our thousands of dry, happy chronologically chalenged customers:
Dear Little Rascal, "As I aged, I began to have trouble getting around malls, shopping centers, and even my own yard. Life was becoming unbearable, having to depend on family and neighbors to run even the simplest of errands for me. Then I discovered the Little Rascal and my dignity was restored by being able to once more do for myself. I became a little rascal on my Little Rascal." "Life was good, until that frightful day when incontinence set in. I tried Depends, but they would get soggy and uncomfortable. I was a slushy little rascal to say the least. I even considered "youth in Asia", or however you spell it. I called Dr. Kevorkian, but he was booked solid for the next three months." "One day while I was at my Little Rascal dealership, getting my 6,000 yard service, I saw the answer to my prayers! The NEW Incontinent Little Rascal! Now I'm a dry and happy little rascal once more! Thank you for saving my life!" Signed, Foot loose and diaper free in L.A. |
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Posted: 6/14/2001 7:09:50 PM EDT
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I don't want to know how many miles to the gallon it gets or what it runs on.
Fill 'er up please [^] Guy takes it into the mechanic and complains that it gets crappy gas milage, mechanic turns and says what do you expect? |
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Posted: 6/14/2001 10:25:53 PM EDT
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ill take one of thsoe and a lazy flush reclienor
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Posted: 6/14/2001 10:31:07 PM EDT
[#10]
That'd be great for me since I never seem to run out of gas.
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Posted: 6/14/2001 10:45:06 PM EDT
[#11]
Ahh, a hybrid of the Rascal and the Johnny on the Spot!!!!
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Posted: 6/14/2001 11:48:03 PM EDT
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Ahh, perfect for the full-auto crapping.
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Posted: 6/15/2001 10:38:40 AM EDT
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Good news for our American friends. I was talking to the manufacturer and he has designed a "covert crapper" for import into States with maximum flush restrictions. He is building them as 2 seaters that look like a golf cart. The wood for the "roof" will be supplied as a trailer for you to tow the "Johnny on the road" home. You will get 2 spare rims and tires after you build the roof out of the trailer. Future plans include a 4X4 version for the hunter who has to go and a 4 passenger jet ski version.
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