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Posted: 9/28/2004 5:23:00 PM EST
... Would you? (I can't make up my mind right now)



... "My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." - Marla Singer
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:27:04 PM EST
Not only no, but HELL NO!

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:29:06 PM EST
9 kinds of hot, all in one tight little vessel.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:30:00 PM EST
Screen door / hurricane. 'Nuff said.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:32:43 PM EST
Not with a stolen dick.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:33:25 PM EST
Any way she wanted it!
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:33:49 PM EST
Not looking like that.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:35:16 PM EST
She looks almost as good in Fight Club as she did in Planet of the Apes.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:37:49 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:38:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By cnorton:
Not looking like that.



... See! That's what I was thinking, pretty rough but she's actually a pretty good looking gal.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:39:25 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 5:42:32 PM EST by azexarms]
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:41:07 PM EST
the actress, yes
the character, no
that character would have had every std known to man
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:43:40 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:45:40 PM EST
Til I was dry.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:47:04 PM EST
Well, of course... Tyler
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:47:20 PM EST
I'd hit it! But it would have to be joyfully painful.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:50:06 PM EST
I'd hit it.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 5:52:15 PM EST
Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is MOST DEFINITELY full.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 6:08:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:
... Would you? (I can't make up my mind right now)

www.uncut.at/filme/fight-club/b04.jpg

... "My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." - Marla Singer



British people don't say "grade school"- they say "primary" or "secondary school".

She sure looks a lot different now. She was getting stuck in a rut of doing Edwardian period pieces in long dresses and her hair always up in a bun. I'd never seen her legs until she was on a talkshow a few years ago. Skinny. She's cute, but out there.

She is also IIRC the great-grandaughter of a British prime minister- Asquith or Lloyd George- can't remember which one.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 6:13:24 PM EST
Zero attraction. She always looks skanky. Maybe it was her excellent but disturbing performance as Ophelia in Hamlet with Mel Gibson that shook me.

We wouldn't click anyway, she ain't a blonde.

HS1
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 6:20:57 PM EST
Nope . I already divorced my ex wife thanx .
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 6:21:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
Any way she wanted it!

+1
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 6:25:14 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 6:25:46 PM EST by Lockedon]
My FAVORITE gun out of my arsenal is named after her....I think I would hit it just because she is THE Marla Singer....
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 6:42:46 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 6:44:10 PM EST by _Ugly_]


Well, at least the actress!!
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 6:44:41 PM EST


Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:01:34 PM EST
If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:07:13 PM EST
Yea, why cant I find women like that
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:15:50 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:40:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 7:42:05 PM EST by Javak]
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:41:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 7:42:25 PM EST by twonami]
skank, the sheep farm down the road looks better
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:43:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 7:48:18 PM EST by Fat_McNasty]

Originally Posted By twonami:
skank, the sheep farm down the road looks better



OH man!!! you got a sheep farm!!! Im on my way!! I got my velcro gloves and rubber boots.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:49:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 7:54:25 PM EST by _Ugly_]
"OH man!!! you got a sheep farm!!! Im on my way!! I got my velcro gloves and rubber boots."



Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:50:13 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 7:52:22 PM EST by Aimless]
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:51:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By Aimless:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Yea, why cant I find women like that

I've known women like that, you don't want to




Im unsure of that, I try to look for the ones that are kinda crazy/messed up. Alteast they are interesting and sometimes can put up with me
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:54:41 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 7:55:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By Aimless:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Yea, why cant I find women like that

I've known women like that, you don't want to




Im unsure of that, I try to look for the ones that are kinda crazy/messed up. Alteast they are interesting and sometimes can put up with me


best PIE I ever had was with a deadhead with tattoos, she was freaky as hell but what a body and she loved to screw
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:05:11 PM EST


Like I said, any way she wanted it!
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 8:11:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By Aimless:

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By Aimless:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Yea, why cant I find women like that

I've known women like that, you don't want to




Im unsure of that, I try to look for the ones that are kinda crazy/messed up. Alteast they are interesting and sometimes can put up with me



You must be young Trust me wacky psycho broads are just tedious once you start creaking into old age, and they aren't any better in bed than normal girls, plus they tend to call in the middle of the night threatening to kill themselves-blech!



Im going to have to disagree with that.

Yea Im young. I had them threaten that and threaten to kill me, I asked that one if she promised, worked out well from there.


Please send your 18-26 decent/good looking wierd/crazy chicks here please
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 10:54:30 PM EST
One of my all time favorite movie lines

"I havent been fucked like that since grade school"
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 10:57:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By AR15fan:
One of my all time favorite movie lines

"I havent been fucked like that since grade school"



If you watch the cut clips (on the 2 disk set) she was supposed to say "I want to have your abortion"

Thats what she said in the book.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 11:11:03 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 11:12:41 PM EST by olyarms]
In the movie just ugly as the hair on my ass... So is that the answer you wanted.

Just to get into detail of how ugly, an afro on a mans ass ugly.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 11:11:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 11:17:59 PM EST by raven]
Fight Club had an incredibly homoerotic subtext. Why do you think the author portrayed the woman as being as unappealling as possible while portraying the man as the ultimate super-stud who didn't need her, was happy living with another man alone? GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

Probably the gayest movie since Top Gun.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 11:19:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 11:20:19 PM EST by Sixgun357]
I fell in love with her in "Live from Baghdad" I guess she does a hot scene in the Movie "Novacaine" still have to check that out.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:31:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By raven:
Fight Club had an incredibly homoerotic subtext. Why do you think the author portrayed the woman as being as unappealling as possible while portraying the man as the ultimate super-stud who didn't need her, was happy living with another man alone? GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

Probably the gayest movie since Top Gun.



I guess you missed the fact that Brad Pitt's character didn't really exist huh?
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:35:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By raven:
Fight Club had an incredibly homoerotic subtext. Why do you think the author portrayed the woman as being as unappealling as possible while portraying the man as the ultimate super-stud who didn't need her, was happy living with another man alone? GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

Probably the gayest movie since Top Gun.




Well the author is also gay.

All of his books are very wierd though. They do hold my interest atleast
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:26:31 AM EST
She has great potential, but seems way too skanky.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:34:39 AM EST
That scene always cracks me up when he comes out of the bedroom and he's wearing RUBBER GLOVES!

I don't know exactly why but it's hilarious.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:36:41 AM EST
I would hit that shit like no tomorrow.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:38:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By Redcap:
Screen door / hurricane. 'Nuff said.



+1
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:41:26 AM EST
and she


ruined


EVERYTHING...
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:41:43 AM EST
i have wanted to fuck the hollering bejesus out of helena bonham carter since i saw her as ophelia in the mel gibson version of hamlet. oh my oh my
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