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Posted: 10/6/2004 10:28:44 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2004 8:01:45 AM EST by MT_Pockets]
I will mail a previously viewed Jeff Foxworthy "You Might Be A Redneck If..." & "Check Your Neck” DVD in original opened wrapper to the one who submits the best Redneck Photo of Them self or your Neighbor by Midnight Sunday, October 10th, 2004. I will pick the winner and send out the DVD Monday morning.

Bring on the mullets! Special Consideration for those who include weapons in their submission.

If you need help posting the photo contact me.

this contest has been arranged to remove the clutter from around my desk...what will be next]

MTingmyPockets


EDIT: If it is really good I might even throw in something worth the postage...
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:11:06 AM EST
BTT
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:20:44 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/8/2004 2:54:27 AM EST by mjohn3006]
Okay. Here is a pic of me with a drunk hillbilly expression on my face with a knife in one hand and a dead tree rat in the other.

You have to give my bonus points for the overalls, and the fact that for the pic I am pointing the knife at the squiirrels nut sack. Because that sucker had a huge one!

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:22:30 AM EST
Taggage, spot reserved for a special redneck friend of mine.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:28:00 AM EST


hangin at the lil cabin in da woods



mud is good



Weapon bounus pic. look at the right hip






No mullet, but will these get me any points?

echo6


Link Posted: 10/7/2004 8:18:01 AM EST
echo6 Is in the lead early...MUD is always good. The only thing better is OIL and GREASE.

Not only a weapon in the pic...but shaved into his head. Nice....very NICE!

MT
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 8:24:51 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 8:25:18 AM EST by echo6]

Not only a weapon in the pic...but shaved into his head


A Glock 17 is visible in two of the pics as well

Where's Waldo Gaston?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:05:22 AM EST
don't declare a winner just yet...I'll weigh in as soon as I can
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:35:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By MT_Pockets:
I will mail a previously viewed Jeff Foxworthy "You Might Be A Redneck If..." & "Check Your Neck” DVD in original opened wrapper to the one who submits the best Redneck Photo of Them self or your Neighbor by Midnight Sunday, October 10th, 2004. I will pick the winner and send out the DVD Monday morning.

Bring on the mullets! Special Consideration for those who include weapons in their submission.

If you need help posting the photo contact me.

this contest has been arranged to remove the clutter from around my desk...what will be next]

MTingmyPockets


EDIT: If it is really good I might even throw in something worth the postage...



Here I fixed it fer ya

Yall liss'n here. I will mail a previously viewed Jeff Foxworthy "yall Miat Be A Redneck If..." & "Check urine Neck” DVD in original opened wrapper ta the one who submits the best Redneck Phota of Them self or urine Neighbor by Midniat Sunday, October 10th, 2004. I will pick the winner an' sen' out the DVD Monday mornin.

Brin on the mullets! Special Consideration fer those who include weapons in their submission.


If yall need help postin the phota contact me.


this contest use ta arranged ta remove the clutner from 'rounst my desk...what will be next]


MTinmyPockets


EDIT: If it is really good I miat even throw in somethin worth the postage...

Ya reckon?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 10:02:26 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 10:02:53 AM EST by MT_Pockets]


Tha wuz gud!

MT

Contest is on until Sunday Night!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 10:57:18 AM EST


and of course a before and after shot of me shooting the shit out of a DVD player....


before....



after...
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:02:00 AM EST
Story for the Pics above...

"What my warranty is up...whyyy you MMMmffff..."

MT
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:04:08 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:09:31 AM EST
is that a Surefire lantern on your AR?

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:48:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
Echo6, pulling out all the plugs right from the get go!




Is there any other way?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:49:17 AM EST
does my name count?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:52:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By DeadSled:
is that a Surefire lantern on your AR?

home.comcast.net/~macro2a/Camping_flag.JPG





Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:53:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By DeadSled:
is that a Surefire lantern on your AR?

home.comcast.net/~macro2a/Camping_flag.JPG



I think that would have won me the contest fer sure!!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:53:59 AM EST
i'd play, but im such a sure win it takes all the fun out of it
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 2:01:40 PM EST
Everyone should play because once my desk is cleaned off , I am starting on the shed! Hey...some of this stuff may almost be worth the postage.

MT
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 2:11:31 PM EST


i nominate this entire crew................except for zhukov because he watches soccer so is no doubt a closet fag.................

and we're still working on PE, if we can get him to stop buying fuzzy pink bunny slipper navel citrus zucky wine coolers and move the fuck out of california i think the boy has a real chance.......................
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 2:26:21 PM EST
The booze is a great feature but we are still lacking the weapons...and I am afraid that house may not have been rolled in on rubber tires.

Wearing Ball Caps in side the house and someone laying on the countertop increase you chances...but no one is muddy and the person on the countertop is still conscious.

MT
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 2:57:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By MT_Pockets:
The booze is a great feature but we are still lacking the weapons...and I am afraid that house may not have been rolled in on rubber tires.

Wearing Ball Caps in side the house and someone laying on the countertop increase you chances...but no one is muddy and the person on the countertop is still conscious.

MT



ill have you know that there were plenty of weapons in there and it wasn't a true house, it was a ranch house. also, if you could see the back of my pants they're covered in cow shit from hitting patties with the 4 wheelers, which were fucking everywhere. i can also assure you that PE was far from sober and that i never take off my damned hat......................
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 3:02:08 PM EST
Rather be a "Redneck" than a "Panty-Waisted Liberal Shit Dick"!!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 3:10:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 3:11:07 PM EST by TexRdnec]


i also submit, cold beer, wolf ammo, pickup trucks, blondes, belt feds mounted in the bed of pickup trucks and...............



a bad fucking attitude....................
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 3:29:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 3:34:12 PM EST by AUT_BELLUM]





no firearms but a snow/mud mountain, and I did take a shot at the turkeys
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 3:41:07 PM EST
a "redneck" contest and only i have cold beer so far
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:13:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 4:15:28 PM EST by echo6]

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
a "redneck" contest and only i have cold beer so far



I'll see urine pussy ass 12 oz can of hoss piss can of BudLiat an' raise yall a Half Gallon of Jose.



AUT_BELLUM really now. A helmet an' a FOX jersy jus' ta ride a bycycle? Yep ur ah' redneck
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:24:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By echo6:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
a "redneck" contest and only i have cold beer so far



I'll see urine pussy ass 12 oz can of hoss piss can of BudLiat an' raise yall a Half Gallon of Jose.

photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?sAccountUnq=119&iGalleryUnq=547&iImageUnq=15846

AUT_BELLUM really now. A helmet an' a FOX jersy jus' ta ride a bycycle? Yep ur ah' redneck



its not what you drink, its how much you drink..............................and i've STILL got an open drinking contest going for gunstock 2004 for anybody that wants to play.............................................
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:26:14 PM EST
BTW, i know offhand of somebody that CAN, in fact, outdrink me.........................

SSG. Michael D. Gibson, 1st Cavalry 1/12, so theres some bragging rights for ya
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:27:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
www.aforkinthetoad.com/Texas/tex-n-wolf.jpg

i also submit, cold beer, wolf ammo, pickup trucks, blondes, belt feds mounted in the bed of pickup trucks and...............

www.aforkinthetoad.com/Texas/tex-fu2.jpg

a bad fucking attitude....................



And the EaTmE hat is a nice touch...



SG
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:29:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By echo6:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
a "redneck" contest and only i have cold beer so far



I'll see urine pussy ass 12 oz can of hoss piss can of BudLiat an' raise yall a Half Gallon of Jose.

photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?sAccountUnq=119&iGalleryUnq=547&iImageUnq=15846

AUT_BELLUM really now. A helmet an' a FOX jersy jus' ta ride a bycycle? Yep ur ah' redneck




Dude, is that UN blue peaking out from under that helmet??????
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:31:16 PM EST
I'd take some pictures of my neighbor Hootie, but to be honest I'd rather not have a Jeff Foxworthy tape in the house lest somebody see it.

Tagged to see the pictures though!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:38:56 PM EST
change the title to "who's the biggest redneck on arfcom: photo contest!!!!!!!"

and you'll get more hits, promise..........................
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:49:50 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:59:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By brasspile:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
BTW, i know offhand of somebody that CAN, in fact, outdrink me.........................

SSG. Michael D. Gibson, 1st Cavalry 1/12, so theres some bragging rights for ya



Ya fergot somebody bitch.



i have every confidence in the world that i can kick your ass!!!!!!!!!!! if you were able to drag your sorry ass to gunstock 2004 i'd show you too!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:02:31 PM EST
Tag . I have to talk to Jeff and see if he still has the "Hold My beer and watch this." photo.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:09:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By macro:




"Dis here is mah fancy new tactical light."
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:10:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By AUT_BELLUM:




Disqualified. No self respecting redneck wears a helmet!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:23:56 PM EST
i don't have pics, but i did break my arm after catching a rut on my 4wheeler while doing donuts by hitting a propane tank.............

no helmet, BTW
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:29:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:

no helmet, BTW




I would have never guessed that.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:35:23 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:45:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 6:47:16 PM EST by hepcat85]
Originally Posted By fn_hipower:


Merry Christmas Mother F***er!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:09:02 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:14:40 PM EST

Dude, is that UN blue peaking out from under that helmet??????




Talk about attention to detail!

echo6
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:23:31 PM EST
Going to edit the Thread per request!

It is growing the posts are great and you never know....the prizes may get better!

TexRdnec...You are Redneck and REdneck with echo6.


AUT_BELLUM...The dirt is awesome the boot fix is classic but would have scored higher with Duct"Duck"Tape. Turkeys man...you just gotta love turkeys! It is true that you need to change into a plaid pattern shirt if you want to submit a picture that contains a bike without a motor. If you are not wearing the shirt in the picture you must be wearing it when you submit the post.

macro is serving up some serious attitude, weapons and crappy electronics form WAL-MART full of holes. I am liking it...but the polar fleece took a few points off and the American Flag, the symbol of our Union, our Freedom made up for that. Plus he has a revolver in the pics and recovered bullets.

MT
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:27:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 7:28:20 PM EST by MT_Pockets]
ShamusMcOI posted:

I'd take some pictures of my neighbor Hootie, but to be honest I'd rather not have a Jeff Foxworthy tape in the house lest somebody see it.

Tagged to see the pictures though!



Hey there will be more prizes...get that picture in....

MT
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:28:14 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:30:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By MT_Pockets:

... Midnight Sunday, October 10th, 2004.



... You mean at the end of the day Sunday, October 10th, 2004?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:38:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By fn_hipower:
members.cox.net/dm79/redneck.jpg



Winnahhhhhhhh!!

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:38:42 PM EST
To the very last minute of the Weekend.... Sunday the 10th 11:59PM...

You made me look at my calendar....and my clock.

MT
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