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Posted: 6/12/2009 11:09:23 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/14/2009 10:37:13 PM EST by jcrone2]
Alright, so I've never done one of these before, not really sure if there are requirements but here it is either way...

It's 3 AM and I have to feed myself...

-4oz shot of rum
-Mineo y Sapio hot italian sausage patty on Itialian toast
-Wardinski cheese and jalapeno hot dog on standard hot dog roll
-Hungry Jack pancakes with log cabin syrup
-Jar of Iced tea....


-Colt pre-ban 6601 Sporter 1/7 twist HBAR
-Pre-ban thermold (U.S. not Canadian...if it matters) loaded with 30rds. of 06' Lake City M855
-knife, one of my best purchases ever, 15$ and I have beat it to hell for years, still works great

I know there is no pistol, but I don't have my pistol permit...(I'm only 20.983437238) )....so the closest thing I can legally have is a CO2 pellet pistol (which I have) and I figured I would save myself the embarassment....











And I'm not sure if this works...because it's not a rabbit...but I figured it was worth a shot...I don't know who came up with the pancake on the rabiit head but credit to him for helping with this idea



(MY MOTHERS dog, I have been trying to train it since school ended but it's two years old and won't listen to me, so this is the best I could do!)






motivator pic for bigtony

Link Posted: 6/12/2009 11:32:24 PM EST
good to go for me. I don't score but, a big plus for the pooch. I'm hittin the sack.

I probably would have an egg or two with that, only because I'm head'en to the stove now
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 11:35:01 PM EST
no napkin?
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 11:36:46 PM EST
Weird combo but looks good to me! Oh, and the dog picture is hilarious!
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 11:38:48 PM EST
Making me hungry, mmmn waffle house would be good right about now.
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 11:40:07 PM EST
The pic is pure fucking WIN!!!!

Someone please shop in "Can I haz syrup?" so I can post it in those cat threads.
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 11:42:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By ftl2012:
Weird combo but looks good to me! Oh, and the dog picture is hilarious!


Are you fucking blind? That's a seal cub!
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 11:42:53 PM EST
9.85441645214752163544007225 / 10


I've got one of those dogs in my dog collection.




Link Posted: 6/12/2009 11:42:58 PM EST
-1 for New York
-1 for the weird food combination
-5 for not being discrete about your underage drinking
+1 for having an EBR behind enemy lines.

Grade 4/10, you fail.
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 11:42:58 PM EST
Food combo is a drunk combo. So I hope you are drunk..
A shot of rum?!...seriously...that should be at least whiskey.

Other than that it looks decent. Dog pic is a good one also.
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 11:51:14 PM EST
Originally Posted By xaaronx:
no napkin?


But the pancake on the dog makes up for it. Nice bangstick.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 12:09:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By jcrone2:
Alright, so I've never done one of these before, not really sure if there are requirements but here it is either way...

It's 3 AM and I have to feed myself...

-4oz shot of rum
-Mineo y Sapio hot italian sausage patty on Itialian toast
-Wardinski cheese and jalapeno hot dog on standard hot dog roll
-Hungry Jack pancakes with log cabin syrup
-Jar of Iced tea....


-Colt pre-ban 6601 Sporter 1/7 twist HBAR
-Pre-ban thermold (U.S. not Canadian...if it matters) loaded with 30rds. of 06' Lake City M855
-knife, one of my best purchases ever, 15$ and I have beat it to hell for years, still works great

I know there is no pistol, but I'm not 21 so the closest thing I can legally have is a CO2 pellet pistol (which I have ) and I figured I would save myself the embarassment....

http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo81/jcrone2/arfcom019.jpg

http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo81/jcrone2/arfcom020.jpg

http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo81/jcrone2/arfcom021.jpg

And I'm not sure if this works...because it's not a rabbit...but I figured it was worth a shot...

http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo81/jcrone2/arfcom018.jpg

(MY MOTHERS dog, I have been trying to train it since school ended but it's two years old and won't listen to me, so this is the best I could do!)


Yes, there are minimum requirements.

Food must be maid by YOU.
Napkin
Knife
Fork, spoon, etc (your not an animal)
Gun
Rifle
Spare Mags
Stapler
Measuring device, i.e. tape measure

anything else is a bonus.



Link Posted: 6/13/2009 12:10:11 AM EST
What are the black pins located above and below the selector on the lower? Surely it can't be a sear. Airsoft?
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 12:11:46 AM EST
-10 for fake syrup.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 12:14:06 AM EST
Originally Posted By jcrone2:
-4oz shot of rum

I know there is no pistol, but I'm not 21.




Link Posted: 6/13/2009 12:38:38 AM EST
Nothing like posting pics of underage drinking for all to see. That is also a strange looking club device. If only there were a way to make it a more effective weapon.
$15 survival knife "beat to hell" = "I've showed it to my friends a bunch of times"


The dog gets 7/10 points
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 12:44:51 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/13/2009 12:45:24 AM EST by Mosin_Nagant]

Originally Posted By texas_mustang_01:
Originally Posted By jcrone2:
-4oz shot of rum

I know there is no pistol, but I'm not 21.





OH NOEZ!
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 12:50:30 AM EST
That hotdog looks straight up like a dick
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 12:51:19 AM EST
Originally Posted By JS98010:
9.85441645214752163544007225 / 10


I've got one of those dogs in my dog collection.


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/js98010/Dogs/2323232327Ffp3nu325858WSNRCG3236647.jpg



Better keep that dog away from Ohio...
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 1:15:50 AM EST
Originally Posted By azdesertman:
What are the black pins located above and below the selector on the lower? Surely it can't be a sear. Airsoft?


Well?
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 1:18:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By nationwide:
Originally Posted By JS98010:
9.85441645214752163544007225 / 10


I've got one of those dogs in my dog collection.


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/js98010/Dogs/2323232327Ffp3nu325858WSNRCG3236647.jpg



Better keep that dog away from Ohio...


Link Posted: 6/13/2009 1:19:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By azdesertman:
Originally Posted By azdesertman:
What are the black pins located above and below the selector on the lower? Surely it can't be a sear. Airsoft?


Well?

Or Colt's famous sear block?

Link Posted: 6/13/2009 1:20:45 AM EST
Nice.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 1:20:48 AM EST
Originally Posted By JS98010:

Originally Posted By nationwide:
Originally Posted By JS98010:
9.85441645214752163544007225 / 10


I've got one of those dogs in my dog collection.


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/js98010/Dogs/2323232327Ffp3nu325858WSNRCG3236647.jpg



Better keep that dog away from Ohio...




Recently a cop in Ohio tased a Chihuahua, then shot it 3 times.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 1:21:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By azdesertman:
Originally Posted By JS98010:

Originally Posted By nationwide:
Originally Posted By JS98010:
9.85441645214752163544007225 / 10


I've got one of those dogs in my dog collection.


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/js98010/Dogs/2323232327Ffp3nu325858WSNRCG3236647.jpg



Better keep that dog away from Ohio...




Recently a cop in Ohio tased a Chihuahua, then shot it 3 times.

Lovely.

Link Posted: 6/13/2009 1:22:56 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/13/2009 1:24:04 AM EST by azdesertman]
Originally Posted By JS98010:

Originally Posted By azdesertman:
Originally Posted By azdesertman:
What are the black pins located above and below the selector on the lower? Surely it can't be a sear. Airsoft?


Well?

Or Colt's famous sear block?



D'oh, that's right, I completely forgot about that. I didn't know there were two pins to it. My apologies to the OP.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 1:51:21 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/14/2009 11:02:54 PM EST by jcrone2]
Originally Posted By PAPPYO:
good to go for me. I don't score but, a big plus for the pooch. I'm hittin the sack.

I probably would have an egg or two with that, only because I'm head'en to the stove now


thanks

Originally Posted By xaaronx:
no napkin?


doh

Originally Posted By ftl2012:
Weird combo but looks good to me! Oh, and the dog picture is hilarious!

thanks

Originally Posted By BigTony:
The pic is pure fucking WIN!!!!

Someone please shop in "Can I haz syrup?" so I can post it in those cat threads.


couldnt think of what to put...I'll do it tomorrow and post




Originally Posted By GNRNR:
Making me hungry, mmmn waffle house would be good right about now.


I duno why but I saw the pancakes and was like that looks good...it was



Originally Posted By behindenemylines:
Originally Posted By ftl2012:
Weird combo but looks good to me! Oh, and the dog picture is hilarious!


Are you fucking blind? That's a seal cub!




Originally Posted By JS98010:
9.85441645214752163544007225 / 10


I've got one of those dogs in my dog collection.


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/js98010/Dogs/2323232327Ffp3nu325858WSNRCG3236647.jpg



lol @ "dog collection"....the white paws look funny I think...this dog only has 3 white paws though if I'm not mistaken....but it DOES have the curled tail like yours too



Originally Posted By azdesertman:
-1 for New York not fair!
-1 for the weird food combination okay...maybe a little odd
-5 for not being discrete about your underage drinking !!!!!!
+1 for having an EBR behind enemy lines. yyyeeeesssssss

Grade 4/10, you fail.



Originally Posted By BlueDevilRunner2633:
Food combo is a drunk combo. So I hope you are drunk..
A shot of rum?!...seriously...that should be at least whiskey.

Other than that it looks decent. Dog pic is a good one also.


Rum FTW!

Originally Posted By ridewaves:
Originally Posted By xaaronx:
no napkin?


But the pancake on the dog makes up for it. Nice bangstick.


lol thanks...I prefer boomstick though!!


Originally Posted By azdesertman:
What are the black pins located above and below the selector on the lower? Surely it can't be a sear. Airsoft?


FUCK NO it's not airsoft...that hurts man...colt sear block I think...since mine is not auto lol

Originally Posted By sterling18:


Yes, there are minimum requirements.

Food must be maid by YOU. check
Napkin check
Knife check
Fork, spoon, etc (your not an animal) check...no need for spoon...
Gun check
Rifle check
Spare Mags next time...
Stapler wha?
Measuring device, i.e. tape measure heh?

anything else is a bonus. pancake dog...check



Thanks for the list

Originally Posted By djsmiles:
-10 for fake syrup.


syrup fail........I have little money and what I do get goes toward ammo!

ammo>syrup

Originally Posted By Harvster:
Nothing like posting pics of underage drinking for all to see. That is also a strange looking club device. If only there were a way to make it a more effective weapon.
$15 survival knife "beat to hell" = "I've showed it to my friends a bunch of times"
IT SOOO has nicks in it!!


The dog gets 7/10 points


I'm no poser I use it all the time.....say what you would like though...at least the dog did okay in your book


Originally Posted By Marty369:
That hotdog looks straight up like a dick


uuuhhhhhh...I can't even begin to address that comment...


Originally Posted By nationwide:
Originally Posted By JS98010:
9.85441645214752163544007225 / 10


I've got one of those dogs in my dog collection.


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/js98010/Dogs/2323232327Ffp3nu325858WSNRCG3236647.jpg



Better keep that dog away from Ohio...



TRUE THAT!!!!


Originally Posted By RickTinsley:
Nice.



Link Posted: 6/13/2009 1:56:04 AM EST
Giving this kid a hard time for 4 oz of rum, are you guys fucking serious?




I bet your childhoods were loads of fun...
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 1:56:21 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/13/2009 1:57:19 AM EST by jcrone2]
Originally Posted By Mosin_Nagant:

Originally Posted By texas_mustang_01:
Originally Posted By jcrone2:
-4oz shot of rum

I know there is no pistol, but I'm not 21.





http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f93/DragonsBloodAxe/littleman.gif OH NOEZ!


The world is ending!!!!

Picture equivalent...


Link Posted: 6/13/2009 1:57:28 AM EST
Originally Posted By azdesertman:
Originally Posted By azdesertman:
What are the black pins located above and below the selector on the lower? Surely it can't be a sear. Airsoft?


Well?


Link Posted: 6/13/2009 2:01:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/13/2009 2:01:45 AM EST by jcrone2]
Originally Posted By Dunragit:
Originally Posted By azdesertman:
Originally Posted By azdesertman:
What are the black pins located above and below the selector on the lower? Surely it can't be a sear. Airsoft?


Well?




Answered above with the rest of my replies.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 2:02:50 AM EST
Gun, food, dog!

Weird food -1, 9/10.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 2:06:01 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/13/2009 2:07:24 AM EST by nick89302]
2/10

One point for the rifle, and one point for the odd food combo.

Most of those points have been deducted for being over 18 and not moving out of NY. Did you know you can own, puchase handguns (from a private individual), and even obtain a license to carry at 18 in Indiana?

Get out now before you establish your life and can't or won't leave because of career, family, or other concerns.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 3:08:38 AM EST
From Arfcom Epicurean:

"We were somewhat disappointed by the presentation for several reasons. While gross calories and fat content met or exceeded our expectations, the odd combination of food groups, especially given the time of day, left us perplexed. The presentation lacked thoughtful arrangement and seemed hurried. We do recognize the Colt sporter, however we would have preferred an A3 configuration. While we find the presentation filling, we won't be back for more."

5.5/10

AE
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 4:07:17 AM EST
Where you drunk?

Are your hands broken?

Are you currently on prescription medication?

Do you have cerebral palsy?


I'm just looking for a reason why that food looks so fucked up.

Out of all that shit on the plate, all I recognized was a hot dog.


And don't start me on "reasons why you shouldn't shit on your dog's head".



2 out of a possible 10. No napkin.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 4:12:23 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 4:17:36 AM EST
WOW...You need some roughage boy!!!!
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 4:43:07 AM EST
Any dinner pic made at 3:00am deserves at least 8 pts.


9/10 - no napkin.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 7:49:14 AM EST
Originally Posted By Marty369:
That hotdog looks straight up like a dick


Link Posted: 6/13/2009 4:42:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/13/2009 4:43:26 PM EST by sterling18]
Originally Posted By sterling18:


Yes, there are minimum requirements.

Food must be maid by YOU. check
Napkin check
Knife check
Fork, spoon, etc (your not an animal) check...no need for spoon...
Gun check
Rifle check
Spare Mags next time...
Stapler wha?
Measuring device, i.e. tape measure heh?

anything else is a bonus. pancake dog...check



Thanks for the list

No sweat.

Don't let them rag on you for being from NY. I've got your back as a former NY'er.

As for the stapler, and tape measure, rules are rules. Similar to "TWO MEN ENTER ONE MAN LEAVE"


Link Posted: 6/13/2009 4:50:59 PM EST
I F*****G love the original M16 look so damn much!
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 5:23:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/13/2009 5:41:31 PM EST by OKIE-CARBINE]
U < 21 so you don't have a pistol permit, but you are drinking your parents rum?


eta: that dog/pancake pic is hillaryass lol
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 5:31:00 PM EST
LOL, I used to eat like that all the time.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 5:39:36 PM EST
THAT DOG PHOTO MADE MY DAY. THAT WAS THE BEST LAUGH I HAD ALL DAY LONG. THANK YOU. NOW I CAN GO TO BED. 308 OUT
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 9:53:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By nick89302:
2/10

One point for the rifle, and one point for the odd food combo.

Most of those points have been deducted for being over 18 and not moving out of NY. Did you know you can own, puchase handguns (from a private individual), and even obtain a license to carry at 18 in Indiana?

Get out now before you establish your life and can't or won't leave because of career, family, or other concerns.


I understand freedom is something one cannot fully have in this state, however you don't fully appreciate things until you know the bad side of it so maybe me being here is for the best...for now... (trying to be optimistic!)

Originally Posted By Tomato_Thrower:
From Arfcom Epicurean:

"We were somewhat disappointed by the presentation for several reasons. While gross calories and fat content met or exceeded our expectations, the odd combination of food groups, especially given the time of day, left us perplexed. The presentation lacked thoughtful arrangement and seemed hurried. We do recognize the Colt sporter, however we would have preferred an A3 configuration. While we find the presentation filling, we won't be back for more."

5.5/10

AE


I like the way you responded...and agree with you on some points...thanks for posting.

Originally Posted By tweeter:
Where you drunk?

Are your hands broken?

Are you currently on prescription medication?

Do you have cerebral palsy?


I'm just looking for a reason why that food looks so fucked up.

Out of all that shit on the plate, all I recognized was a hot dog.


And don't start me on "reasons why you shouldn't shit on your dog's head".



2 out of a possible 10. No napkin.


What is wrong with the food? the pancakes look like pancakes and the sausage patty looks just like any other one I've ever seen....maybe food is different here

or...do you have carpal tunnel?

do you need a new eyeglass perscrption?

do you have hyperopia?

are YOU drunk?

Plus I can't think of one reason why I wouldn't put a pancake on the head of the dog....putting food RIGHt on an animals head is one way to demonstrate its training and/or help train the animal to be obedient...pLUS, then the dog was able to eat said pancake while creating a cool picture for people on here...a win for everyone...unless it is scarred for life now!!!!

Originally Posted By GOBLIN1:
WOW...You need some roughage boy!!!!


seriously, definitely did!!!

Originally Posted By WyattEarp:
Any dinner pic made at 3:00am deserves at least 8 pts.


9/10 - no napkin.


thanks for not being too hard I didn't know the rules

Originally Posted By OKIE-CARBINE:
U < 21 so you don't have a pistol permit, but you are drinking your parents rum?


eta: that dog/pancake pic is hillaryass lol


uhhhh....my parents don't drink rum....and uhh...i was uhhh.....saving that for my b-day ......yeah .

Originally Posted By SFENDER:
LOL, I used to eat like that all the time.


I think eating like that much would quickly kill a man

Originally Posted By EMORY308:
THAT DOG PHOTO MADE MY DAY. THAT WAS THE BEST LAUGH I HAD ALL DAY LONG. THANK YOU. NOW I CAN GO TO BED. 308 OUT


Great to hear...thanks for commenting!
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 9:57:51 PM EST
I'm LOLing at the people judging him for drinking at 20 years old.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 10:04:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By 230grains:
I'm LOLing at the people judging him for drinking at 20 years old.


I'm glad this isn't the west because I would probably be strung up by now...
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 10:17:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By 230grains:
I'm LOLing at the people judging him for drinking at 20 years old.


ROFL I had a good laugh about that too.

For those who have read John Plaster's Secret Commando's, you know about recon brew. OP I suggest you read Secret Commando's and then make Recon Brew on your 21st birthday.


As far as the food, looks good to me!

Wheres the mustard

9/10

-1 for no mustard.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 10:30:50 PM EST
I'm going to give you 8/10 for the weirdest combination of foods I think I've seen in a dinner pic
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 10:39:03 PM EST
Gotta love moral ambiguity.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 10:45:08 PM EST
Originally Posted By sterling18:
Yes, there are minimum requirements.
Food must be maid by YOU. check
Napkin check
Knife check
Fork, spoon, etc (your not an animal) check...no need for spoon...
Gun check
Rifle check
Spare Mags next time...
Stapler wha?
Measuring device, i.e. tape measure heh?

anything else is a bonus. pancake dog...check

Stapler is for attaching targets to the backstop.
Measuring device is for measuring your shot groups.
You have to make it look like you just got back from the range.
...and yes, the sausage does look like a dick.
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