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Posted: 8/16/2007 8:31:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2007 8:31:54 AM EDT by Zhukov]
**Be on the Lookout **




Bald head, Wooden shoes, last seen moving in with his long-distance wife. Searchers are urged to check freezers and dumpsters and stray duffel & hefty bags for severed human remains.

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Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:32:58 AM EDT
anybody seen a furtive acting goose running around with a bloodstained beak?
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:33:14 AM EDT
Are they offering a reward yet?
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:33:23 AM EDT
I suspect fowl play.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:34:14 AM EDT
Remember that English is not his first language so communication may be difficult. I would recommend equipping all the search party with goose calls.

SBG
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:34:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 87GN:
I suspect fowl play.


Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:34:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 87GN:
I suspect fowl play.

Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:34:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 87GN:
I suspect fowl play.



FTW!
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:34:57 AM EDT
time to break out the goose decoys
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:35:23 AM EDT
I know he said he was moving to our wonderful state of VA, so he probably doesn't have net access yet
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:36:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By twonami:
time to break out the goose decoys


I've got a whole bunch of goose shell and full-body decoys.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:37:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Another_Dude:

Originally Posted By 87GN:
I suspect fowl play.



FTW!


Hopefully his dressers don't get damaged in the move. Wouldn't want any burrs on anything on the drawers.

Mike
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:41:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2007 8:41:34 AM EDT by CRab]
Maybe his wife told him he can't post anymore...

She took a gander at his internet activities and cut him off...
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:42:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 87GN:
I suspect fowl play.


Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:43:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 87GN:
I suspect fowl play.


Fucking PRICELESS!!!
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:44:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 87GN:
I suspect fowl play.


O......m........g....................cant breathe.......

Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:44:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:45:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CRab:
....gander....

Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:45:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CRab:
Maybe his wife told him he can't post anymore...

She took a gander at his internet activities and cut him off...


+1 It's all fun and games until you actually have to live with your wife
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:45:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 87GN:
I suspect fowl play.


You win at the internet
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:46:19 AM EDT


OOOOOOOOOOOO-K, I'll bite. What's all this "goose" nonsense? (I suppose there is some sort of shenanigan in here somewhere). Inquiring Bears want to know! (I think)





Bear


Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:46:21 AM EDT
I need a link to this thread about the goose. I never saw it.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:46:55 AM EDT
maybe he is secretly that German guy humping the chicken.
you know the video and it's so bannable
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:47:29 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:48:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 87GN:
I suspect fowl play.


I just cleaned a mouthful of sandwich off of my keyboard.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:49:42 AM EDT
Holy crap, I found him:

Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:50:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2007 8:51:19 AM EDT by civprod]

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
I need a link to this thread about the goose. I never saw it.


You are better off not knowing, but here is the link anyway. Team members only. THe posts that everyone is referencing are on page 13, but you are really better off not knowing. I am only sharing because I was too stupid to listen to the warnings of others.

jobrelatedstuff.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=593102


ETA: I own page 2
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:51:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By civprod:

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
I need a link to this thread about the goose. I never saw it.


You are better off not knowing, but here is the link anyway. Team members only. THe posts that everyone is referencing are on page 13, but you are really better off not knowing. I am only sharing because I was too stupid to listen to the warnings of others.

jobrelatedstuff.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=593102


This man speaks the truth. You cannot unread the post once you have read it.

You have been warned.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:51:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
I need a link to this thread about the goose. I never saw it.
No. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:56:31 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:56:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
I need a link to this thread about the goose. I never saw it.
No. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.


I've seen tubgirl, lemon party, goatse, and Rosie O'Donnel... this couldn't be worse.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:57:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2007 8:57:57 AM EDT by Cypher214]

Originally Posted By civprod:

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
I need a link to this thread about the goose. I never saw it.


You are better off not knowing, but here is the link anyway. Team members only. THe posts that everyone is referencing are on page 13, but you are really better off not knowing. I am only sharing because I was too stupid to listen to the warnings of others.

jobrelatedstuff.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=593102


ETA: I own page 2


Link didn't work. What's the thread title?
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 8:57:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
I need a link to this thread about the goose. I never saw it.
No. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.


I've seen tubgirl, lemon party, goatse, and Rosie O'Donnel... this couldn't be worse.


How wrong you are sir, how wrong you are
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 9:01:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By civprod:

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
I need a link to this thread about the goose. I never saw it.


You are better off not knowing, but here is the link anyway. Team members only. THe posts that everyone is referencing are on page 13, but you are really better off not knowing. I am only sharing because I was too stupid to listen to the warnings of others.

jobrelatedstuff.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=593102


ETA: I own page 2


Link didn't work. What's the thread title?


www.jobrelatedstuff.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=593102&page=13
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 9:02:06 AM EDT
Just remember, you were warned.

Try this link:

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=593102

Link Posted: 8/16/2007 9:02:17 AM EDT
Geez, that wasn't so bad.

You guys made it seem way worse.

Now where's that goose I saw over by the pond...
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 9:03:19 AM EDT
He's moving, isn't he?
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 9:05:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:
He's moving, isn't he?


Yeah, he probably just doesnt have teh interwebs yet.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 9:08:15 AM EDT
What attributes in a goose, does one look for when selecting from a gaggle?
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 9:11:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:
He's moving, isn't he?


Yes,and I didn't mean to re-animate the goose-man love thread
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 9:14:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By weptek911:

Originally Posted By DigDug:
He's moving, isn't he?


Yes,and I didn't mean to re-animate the goose-man love thread


It hasn't died, it will never die.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:28:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2007 1:29:28 PM EDT by FreeBear]

Something about the "You can not unread the post once you have read it" warning sounds klaxons loud & clear to me..... After all, Momma didn't raise no fools!

Thanks anyway, but you can keep your silly goose to yourselves.


Bear
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