You mean I have to buy another... ouch, oh, quit twisting my... ok, ok.
I'm in.
I suggest a LEGP CMP, with a few trimmings, commemorative engraving of 9-11, homeland defense and a small American flag (rectangular flag, please. Not the waving flag that is popular right now.)
Shipped wrapped in a 3'x5' American Flag, in a pelican case.
America would be more secure with more of these locked up in American homes.
Not purple though, woodland cammo would be nice, or a good black finish. Purple is not acceptable.