

Posted: 10/21/2016 7:02:12 PM EDT
…Let alone the 4th.
Here it goes folks. Spoilers included in case you think anyone can spoil this shit even worse. Seth Rogen is a bag of scum of a human being but I’ll say he made me laugh a time or two in the past but with this last PC Bullshit of his he just shows why drugs are bad, oh so bad for you. Just three points. 1)Pretends to be astute and thought provoking yet repeats all of the current PC views regarding religion, sex and politics. If you’re saying everything the eilte wants you to say, you’re not a fucking thinker bro, you’re an obsequious corporate puppy motherfucker. 2)Mexican, Jews, Muslims, Italians, making fun of the stereotypes with the ever so fresh concept of “equal opportunity offender” making it ok. Some would argue that you’re just insulting everyone and that’s doesn’t make it any better. But lets grow some thicker skin than that and just admit Rogen's comedy limitations. He’s not trying to insult, he just can’t do better than that. Here’s a tip though, how about not doing a religiously backwards, sexy taco Latina. I don’t know a single Latina, not a single Mexican that acts like that. Mexicans aren’t particularly sexy and Americans have been more religious than them for the last 50 years at the very least. How about making a Muslim that doesn’t look like Bin Laden, or a Jew that doesn’t look and sound like Woody fucking Allen, you know, just do a normal guy that so happens to be Jew (or Meixcan, or Italian, etc), as in practically millions of people out there that don’t fall into the ridiculous stereotypes that are older than Rogen himself. Nothing fresh or original here. 3)The rape oh, so much rape presented like some sort of joke. 1st Villan character Douche forces himself onto another character sucking its juice from its crotch, a cut that looks like a vagina. Ok, thick skin. After all this is the bad guy and this is an R rated movie. He rapes the juice box to death. Carry on. 2nd Douche anally rapes the clerk and uses him like a puppet. Alright, its not the first time Rogen shows an obsession of some kind with sodomy. I suppose this rape scene was supposed to be funny but hey, just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe it does for others. Or maybe its funny if you’re stoned. Lets suppose you’re not easily offended and these two are “funny” rapes, although you could make a point about rape not being the kind of thing that is funny in any situation. Its like a funny child dying scene. Just. nope. ![]() 3rd Movie finale, Sausage character Frank (Seth Rogen) is screwing the bread bun character Brenda Bunson, all of a sudden the bun looks up and sees the Frank sausage isnt the one having sex with her, he’s masturbating right next to her. So who’s having sex with her she wonders? She looks down and sees Taco Latina. But its ok because in spite of not giving consent previously she likes it anyway. It started like rape but then it was ok becasue she liked it. 4th In the middle of the finale orgy the black character Mr. Grits picks a box of “crackers” and starts humping it. The small crackers look horrified and some run away. Maybe the worst part of these last two is that they aren’t even supposed to be wrong, these would be the kind of rape that is both funny and liberating, because buns and crackers don’t know that they actually like getting raped I guess? The fun part was explaining my son why a pothead idiot like Seth Rogen actually gets money to make this filth rather than an appointment with a psychiatrist to receive much needed help. Only in Hollywood. Should you watch this garbage? YES. You must watch it, you need to understand how perverted, stupid and corrupt the world we live in has become. How come Rotten Tomatoes gives this piece of crap 83% Certified Fresh? Calls it “a surprisingly though-provoking storyline”? I don’t know, maybe I’m stupid. And I’m fine with that, because I sure the fuck am not “fuck a guy smart” like Seth Rogen repeats time after time. FerFAL |
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I made it 2 sentences in until I realized this was a my feelz are hurt post.
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Typical "comedy" today.
Can't be funny so I'll swear endlessly, make everything sexual and offend everyone. |
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Oh yeah i forgot about this movie. Gotta go dl it.. ("OnDemand" and stuff guys
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You didn't go into it knowing it was crude and offensive? I don't like Seth Rogan and I have no intention of seeing it, FWIW.
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Lol. I loved Nick Kroll as the douche in that movie. Actually, I thought his were the only funny scenes.
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Every clip I saw (including the final orgy scene) was utterly retarded. I can't get into his style of comedy, it's too stupid.
I pine for the days of smart satirical comedy ![]() These days you make sexual innuendos, shout profanities, and be stoned. And throw in one stupid dance sequence. HILARITY! ![]() |
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Holy wall of text and bad paragraph formation. Not reading past two lines and I tried.
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You didn't go into it knowing it was crude and offensive? I don't like Seth Rogan and I have no intention of seeing it, FWIW. View Quote I actually like crude and offenisve. What I dont like is obsequious political correctness. I also think that 4 rape scenes is a bit too much. Most of all I dont like the finale where rape is presented as something that is fun and acceptable. FerFAL |
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So you explained all this to your son because you thought he needed to know, or because you watched it with him and he's too young to know that Seth Rogen sucks?
I saw the preview and could have guessed it turned out this way. What were you expecting? |
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I can forgive Seth Rogen for a lot of shit since he brought us Preacher
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It was seriously a train wreck of a movie but I laughed a bit more than I thought I would.
The orgy scene and the end seemed over the top and lazy all at the same time but the rest seemed okay if not completely cringe worthy. |
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ill assume its a piece of crap and not watch it.
the Rogan Crew and the Sandler Crew are out of ideas |
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So you explained all this to your son because you thought he needed to know, or because you watched it with him and he's too young to know that Seth Rogen sucks? I saw the preview and could have guessed it turned out this way. What were you expecting? View Quote I watched it with him. Hes old enough to watch it. He's not old enough to fully understand why Hollywood finances shitty social engineering movies. We watched becuase the trailer looked pretty damn good to be honest. FerFAL |
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I don't know what obsequious means. According to my browser I spelled it right.
Also, it's not 1 am. I also don't believe you have a publisher in NY. |
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I watched it with him. Hes old enough to watch it. He's not old enough to fully understand why Hollywood finances shitty social engineering movies. We watched becuase the trailer looked pretty damn good to be honest. FerFAL View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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So you explained all this to your son because you thought he needed to know, or because you watched it with him and he's too young to know that Seth Rogen sucks? I saw the preview and could have guessed it turned out this way. What were you expecting? I watched it with him. Hes old enough to watch it. He's not old enough to fully understand why Hollywood finances shitty social engineering movies. We watched becuase the trailer looked pretty damn good to be honest. FerFAL Ah I see. I liked seth's comedy when he first came into the scene, but I soon realized it's all the same. The trailer looked tempting, but I get the feeling I wouldn't like it as much as the previews. |
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I'm confused. Making fun of rape, racial and religious stereotypes is now PC?
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"you can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny."
I say, "fuck you, I think it's hilarious. How do you like that?" I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. See, hey why do you think they call him "Porky," -George Carlin in 1990 |
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Quoted: We watched becuase the trailer looked pretty damn good to be honest. View Quote I watched that movie and received pretty much exactly what I was promised in the trailer ![]() It wasn't a very good movie and I would gladly have the money I spent on tickets back but I definitely wasn't triggered nor surprised by the food sex scene or the rape jokes. |
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rogan is right up there with McFarland for playing to the lowest common denominator.
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