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Posted: 10/6/2005 9:10:37 AM EDT
Enid , Oklahoma
August 24, 2005
A seven-year-old boy was at the center of the
courtroom drama today when he challenged a court
ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy
has a history of being beaten by his parents and the
judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in
keeping with child custody law and regulations
requiring that family unity be maintained to the
degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that
his aunt beat him more than his parents and he
adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the
boy cried out that they also beat him. After
considering the remainder of the immediate family and
learning that domestic violence was apparently a way
of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented
step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and
confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted
temporary custody to the Texas Longhorns, who
the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
GOOOOO SOONERS!!!!!!



IM not a sooners fan or a texas fan but hell I thought this was funny
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 9:11:48 AM EDT
Don't quit your day job.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 9:13:59 AM EDT
could tell it was a bad joke comin in the second sentence.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 9:14:00 AM EDT
That might have been funny if someone hadn't posted the same joke yesterday with the Green Bay Packers in place of the Longhorns
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 9:16:16 AM EDT
You on the SASS wire too? Cuz I posted that on there 2 days ago... with a different team.

Link Posted: 10/6/2005 9:16:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RRTX:
That might have been funny if someone hadn't posted the same joke yesterday with the Green Bay Packers in place of the Longhorns



That would have been me - the dupe master!

Normally, people are screaming at me in my threads, so it's unusual that I get to do this, but........DUPE!!!!!!!!!!

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=396126
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